Chris court appearance

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She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.
I suspect Chris will be saying "I don't feel safe" a lot within the coming weeks. Because judging by this, he seems to think claims to not feel safe are magic words that are supposed to make everyone around him stop what they're doing and do whatever it is he says will make him "feel safe". If that's the case, I've got a feeling it'll be a while before he figures out that it doesn't work when there aren't people willing to pander to him around.
 
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Chris when they told him he’s being put in a womens prison because he identifies as female.
 
I doubt he was planning that far ahead - he probably legitimately wanted some of his stuff to keep himself occupied while in jail.
Is he really that retarded I'm sure his lawyer gave him the rundown by now. He knows he's not allowed to have that shit with him right now. It's gotta be for another reason. Even public defenders let you know what's going on now and in the near future.
 
i don't think the guy has been without his shit this long before

i hadn't even considered the effect that would have on his little autist mind but here we are, yet another tardfit

people who are saying that this is because he wants to destroy evidence and whatnot, don't be so fucking stupid. the guy is a manchild who hasn't seen his legos for over 48 hours. he's losing his fucking mind in a little grey box away from his autistic rituals
 
so i am assuming he wore the prison jumpsuit they haven't updated to orange lol he's wearing stripes.
 
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honestly surprised chris isn't representing himself, he's the kinda guy that'd think that'd actually work.
He probably would have if it didn't mean that he would actually have to do work for the first time in his life
 
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Chris has never been suicidal right? What are the chances Mary Lee Walsh is on Clinton's payroll?
 
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My friend has been in a federal prison for the past 20 years and told me they have a special section for trans people because some have implants and that would start a riot lmao. No womens prison for trans men.
my best friend's uncle's mom who works as a cop said that chris chan is a retard who's going to get the death penalty
 
Is he really that retarded I'm sure his lawyer gave him the rundown by now. He knows he's not allowed to have that shit with him right now. It's gotta be for another reason. Even public defenders let you know what's going on now and in the near future.
Chris's charges still haven't been finalized yet, he probably honestly still believes this will all blow over soon and things will go back to normal. It won't be until the judge has him properly incarcerated until the reality synapses in his brain start firing.
 
Great, now some fucking ween is going to give him $ to buy one
Let's be real, even if Chris conjoured up the dabloons to purchase a gaming console, chances are the other inmates will steal it or break it just to fuck with him. I highly doubt the other prisoners will pity or placate the literal motherfucker. "You got trolled on the internet? My brother killed my dad. Then he was massacred in a drive-by because he couldn't pay off his loan shark."
 
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