Chris court appearance

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The only way this could get better than it already is would be if Michael Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh, Megan and every other person wronged by Chris showed up in court to speak against him à la the Seinfeld finale

Just imagine a courtroom full of people who have no idea about Chris' greater history on the internet being forced to watch Twin Falling Towers or look at ShecameforCWC.jpg.

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There is no evidence that Chris did any of these illegal things.

Chris wants to be loved above all else. He is willing to lie and claim to have done illegal things just to gain the approval of the trolls pretending to be his girl friends.

It is you guys here on this website who are actively destroying an innocent and vulnerable life. It is so sad the torture you have done to this boy who just wants to be loved.
 
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NOT THE BEEEEES! said:
And that’s why it’s escalated to this point. They just kept coddling this clearly dangerous individual until he did something reprehensible.
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If anything I hope this convinces Virginia to go red again. Chris was one of the first attempts at a program like the therapeutic docket, and what did it accomplish? It proved that if you give retarded Criminals asspats and gifts for breaking the law they'll think they keep doing it.
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Didn't they determine Chris needs to be mentally evaluated based on how he sperged and chimped? great if chris keeps up acting like his usual dumbass self there's some chance (a snowball's chance) the case will be dismissed. Granted I'm not putting money on that happening since the upcoming evaluation is gonna be conducted by a real psychologist. Not some over worked social worker who doesn't get paid enough as it is to listen to sob stories and prescribe pills. But one who will tell chris to focus and stop talking about cwcville to go over exactly what happened while studying his face and body language for signs of being mentally sound enough to willing and knowingly commit heinous acts.
 
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Shanndog said:
oooh.... lets see, i'm gonna be generous here and say by monday at least but i d start placing bets by saturday LOL
.... man ! i bet the COs are gonna have some stories to go home and tell their friends and families
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Whoever goes with them to the bar is gonna have a heart attack from laughing their asses off so hard.
 
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NerdShamer said:
Well, that guy in that video has similar spending habits as Chris does, and he's notorious enough to have 2 threads in Animal Control.

What I'm saying is that there might be a possibility that a lot of the recipients of tardbux are wasting it on toys.

But in a way, compulsive spending on toys and shit is helping out the economy; indirectly by paying for a wagies' time behind the counter.
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I've always wonder how many of them use their tugboats on toys, or at the very least a substantial amount of it. Chris isn't exactly your average sped so it's not good to use him as a barometer imo.
 
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Well, that guy in that video has similar spending habits as Chris does, and he's notorious enough to have 2 threads in Animal Control.

What I'm saying is that there might be a possibility that a lot of the recipients of tardbux are wasting it on toys.

But in a way, compulsive spending on toys and shit is helping out the economy; indirectly by paying for a wagies' time behind the counter.
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I wish I had access to these tardbux, so I could instead waste them on financial instruments
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.
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anders brevik (is that the right spelling) got in one of those
www.bbc.com

Anders Breivik: Just how cushy are Norwegian prisons?

Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik says he's held in conditions that violate his human rights. But some Norwegian prisons are seen as among the world's softest.
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I read the article to my boyfriend, which started the following exchange:

Bf: " Sounds like he's trying to act out for an insanity plea later on."
Me: "Yeah, that's not how any of this works."
Bf: *laughs* "Well, yeah, no shit. He just seems like he's the type that's either arrogant or stupid enough to believe it will."

Keep in mind that he doesn't follow any of this and only learned of who Chris was about a week ago. He still understands enough to come to the same conclusion that many of us have, lol.
 
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Whaler said:
He knows what he's done wrong, he knows raping his own mother was a crime. The problem is that Chris has always gotten away with his smaller crimes because of his tard mentality. Look at how and what he told/asked the judge, he wanted them to let him go get his stuff and bring it back to his house like it was nothing. He honestly believes this is going to blow over soon and he'll be out in time for the next ponycon, and he believes he's correct with that line of reasoning because that's how it has been for his entire life.
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Think about it this way.

Every interaction with the cops Chris has gotten away with it.
Cops tell him to move and stop harassing customers with his love quest and attraction signs he curses at them screams at them and drives away.
He takes a picture of Michael Snyder at the game place. a establishment he is banned from so Michael called the cops.
They just tell him to delete the picture and go on his way.
He hits Michael Snyder with a car.
No jail time
He pepper sprays a GameStop employee.
Gets away with it.
I think Michael Snyder put it best when he said "I called to cops and they do nothing"

If you had an increasingly violent criminal history that you constantly got a slap on the wrist for wouldn't you be expecting for all this to just blow over and you end up back at home by the end of the week?

The fact is this is the first time Chris has ever faced legal consequences for his actions and he does not know how to take it. That's why he was stomping his feet and arguing that he should be allowed to go get some stuff from his home because in Chris's mind he will be back at home with his mother and his video games by the end of the week when the court system says okay buddy here's another slap on the wrist now go have fun you crazy kid.

It will be extremely interesting to see his mental state in the coming months when he realizes things will not go back to the way they were and he will have to spend an extended period either in prison or a mental ward.
 

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NerdShamer said:
Nearly every state is like this, due to Social Security is a Federal program. Plus, a few other countries.


It was originally intended for those who are unable to keep working, but the tards get in on it because they can barely keep a job.
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SSI (Suplemental Security Income) was specifically created for people that had never worked and never will. It's administered by the social security administration, but it isn't social security disability (SSDI). Someone figured out that giving a section 8 landlord a voucher, $100 in SNAP and a representative payee doling out $700 was cheaper than institutions. It's means tested like SNAP.
 
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He clearly doesn't understand the consequences he's facing.

I wonder if a full month in jail (court date is what, the 11th? the 15th?) will help him with that.
 
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