Chris court appearance

[Sheogorath420]

I like most chris stuff up until the tranny saga. For whatever reason there is a purity to chris's old autism. The tranny shit is just so deranged and sad to see that it took alot of fun out of him. Plus his ramblings over last few years are notably incoherent .

I agree old Chris was my favorite, cause he was just a weird dude, almost normal in my eyes. Then his downfall into delusion made me feel bad for him, after this shit he can go die in jail or get raped for all I fucking care.

 

[Bloody bunny]

Nah man we’re in the bad timeline, hopefully the many worlds is true so we can have Chris Chad instead.

What's funny if Chris wen on a diet he could look like that

 

[Sheogorath420]

What's funny if Chris wen on a diet he could look like that

Not anymore dude let himself go.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

I don't think he will make it to September 16th, he'll Epstein himself or try to brake out.

Chris-Chan escape attempt be like

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

shit I miss a day and this happens

I've gotta admit, I'm a little... impressed? Surprised, maybe. I thought there was a good chance that Chris would STFU and let his lawyer talk for him. He seems to have done that before, for the most part. But I guess little Christine has reached down and found those big old swinging balls that Mr. C passed on genetically and wants to be involved in this.

In that gimmers the most tiny of hopes that this may actually not end quietly in a plea- that maybe Chris has gotten delusional enough to think he shouldn't have to face any consequences and refuse to accept them. It would be worth a special trip for the testimony... stupid rona might mess up observation, though.

Exactly what forensic evidence of rape are they going to find in the house. This is a dude who stores Tupperware filled with his semen in the freezer. That which he doesn’t drink himself. It’s likely every surface in the house and all of the pets glow brightly under ultraviolet light they are so covered in Chris’s man milk. It’s like looking for blood evidence in a meat packing plant.

Joke notwithstanding, I would be very surprised if they didn't execute a search warrant. Not only for physical forensic evidence but to photograph the conditions if Barb is determined to be incompetent and... crucially... electronic forensic evidence. I think a judge would agree, given the context, that there is likely incriminating information on Chris's devices.

 

[longlurk new accunt]

This reminds me of the old theory that Chris was actually the internet's greatest troll. Too bad for him it wasn't true.

Dunno, Chris trolled the latest batch of trolls, everyone who donated to the GFM and null pretty good, and like any good trolling endeavor they should have seen the pivot coming but didn't believe it.

 

[King Kiwi]

The only thing I got from that was
"WANT IT. WANT IT. WANT IT."

Judge: hehe no.

 

[Elaine Benes]

You want his contact information? You can troll him. I have not spoken to him in 10 years. Also, he is no longer my step brother. Short lived marriage.

Can you pass a drug test? Did you study real hard?

 

[Corsola]

I could see Chris attempting (and immediately failing) the world's most retarded jailbreak, since its such a common trope in fiction and he's completely lost touch with reality. Im sure he doesnt understand that something like that would have consequences either.

 

[make_it_so]

Unless the dimensional merge is real and Mewtwo somehow pulls him out of the courtroom or prison I can't wait for Chris to catch us up on what happened in his prison time similar to his public announcement 14 years ago.

Such more innocent times, when he was a more innocent individual.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I kinda love the idea of Chris getting sent to a Mental hospital and he ends up being like Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the cuckoo's Nest, only totally taking over everyone with Sonichu and having them bang his imaginary friends.

Didn’t Jack Nicholson end up lobotomized then murdered by an Indian? I’m not sure Chris could follow through on that playbook? I mean not a lot of Native American crazy people in Virginia. We might have to substitute a large Black Man. Or since it is current year, a large Black Woman to Murder him.

 

[Rungle]

This first court appearance certainly doesn't disappoint.

>Throwing a tantrum because of toys when he is charged with a significant crime
>Making demands because of toys
>Interrupting
>Interrupting THE JUDGE because of IT'S MAM

This will be the trial of the century.

Cant we do the same shit with the george floyd trial where they will stream it?

 

[Sheogorath420]

Dunno, Chris trolled the latest batch of trolls, everyone who donated to the GFM and null pretty good, and like any good trolling endeavor they should have seen the pivot coming but didn't believe it.

Was rollin and trollin more prophetic than we realize?

 

[Amazing Criminal]

The dang dirty trolls at KIWI FARMS held Chris down and administered powerful jolts through a car battery to make his tongue oscilate around Barb's crusty vagina, then forcefully took hold of his penis and jammed it in. All the while Joshua Pedophile Moon stole the fundraiser money and Barb's pension. Don't believe me? You're an a log and possibly a jew as well.

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

Christian Mother fucking Chandler. Let's go!!!

 

[Wikipedia]

Next stream

 

[weedcum]

Didn’t Jack Nicholson end up lobotomized then murdered by an Indian? I’m not sure Chris could follow through on that playbook? I mean not a lot of Native American crazy people in Virginia. We might have to substitute a large Black Man. Or since it is current year, a large Black Woman to Murder him.

the native american guy mercy killed nicholson in that, he knew he wouldn't want to "live" that way. what if chris really takes a liking to prison and goes the bronson path?

 

[RodgerDodger]

By the end of this if it keeps going this way, the judge is just gonna be done with this shit and throw the book as hard as he can at chris for pissing him off. Every lawyer I have talked to has told me to shut the fuck up in court, and never piss of a judge.

I don’t think this will be the trial judge.

 

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[Pringles Can]

I don’t think this will be the trial judge.

I can't imagine he will act any differently in front of any other judge.