NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Reflections On The Screen]

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he's back at it again

What is stopping him from going to therapy? I doubt posting on ResetEra, one of the most cynical doomerism sites on the web is doing him any good. After 10+ suicide threat threads you would think he would clue in to that.

 

[Mooger Meng]

What is stopping him from going to therapy? I doubt posting on ResetEra, one of the most cynical doomerism sites on the web is doing him any good. After 10+ suicide threat threads you would think he would clue in to that.

And stop getting the endorphin rush from random internet asspats? Nah.

 

[AnOminous]

Dunno what for, but KSweeley is finally kill

Banned for having a brick shaped neckbeard head and generally looking like a retard.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Why no Kancolle? Is it because of Shinakaze?

If so it'd be a bit hypocritical. Most of their staff and userbase is probably degenerate enough not to care about how sexualized she is, unless they're doing it performatively.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Gone Home, the original walking simulator, is #Cancelled

Ok, listen. Gone Home is not the first walking sim, or the best walking sim.

Someone bought a house asset on Unreal, and plastered some voice over triggers and game journos covered it because of friends in high places (and a rimjobs and bottoms here and there)

 

[AnOminous]

Gone Home, the original walking simulator, is #Cancelled
There are now 0 Ree approved games lol.

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He wasn’t kissing the women’s asses on His teams enough, truly unforgivable, he should just troon out now if he wants to avoid the fallout.

Are these faggots literally complaining that when you're at a job there is a guy called a boss who is paying you to work and not jerk off to anime lolis while pretending to be a woman?

 

[PaulBearer]

Ok, listen. Gone Home is not the first walking sim, or the best walking sim.

Someone bought a house asset on Unreal, and plastered some voice over triggers and game journos covered it because of friends in high places (and a rimjobs and bottoms here and there)

That game...it was merely derided and laughed at until they made it one of the 'free' games on ps+, after that it was hated by everyone who played it, game of the year don't you know?

I've never played a more boring pile of horse shit in my 40 years as a gamer.

 

[Whatsup bud?]

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so this is from this thread https://www.resetera.com/threads/it...moke-cigarettes-in-apartment-buildings.466395
where retard OP wants to call the cops on people smoking, but now im extremely curious about that prior ban

Holy fucking god that thread was beautiful lmao. Like this forum of acab assholes having a bunch of Karens advocating calling the cops on people smoking on their balconies. Cherry on top is thread being locked at OPs request cause everyone was calling them a narc. Love to see it.

 

[Seven Costanza]

So they don’t allow 2 of the most popular gacha games and a pretty standard Nippon Ichi JRPG for fan service reasons, but don’t seem to ban Koikatsu, MMD or any of the Nekopara games.

I can kind of understand banning stuff like the Illusionsoft games and Huniepop, because you don’t want to risk getting in legal trouble if kids wind up seeing cartoon tits.

Seems like they add games to the "banned" list once a discussion comes up and the game is deemed "problematic."

But what the fuck -- a video game forum that prohibits the discussion of specific games. That's like a music website that bans discussion about particular albums (I'm sure this has to exist, somewhere).

SJW types really can't make up their mind about what's acceptable in regards to porn and displays of nudity. Trannies waving their dicks in women's locker rooms is cool, apparently, as is "woke" sex work. But giant anime tiddies is a no-go.

 

[moocow]

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he's back at it again

Good god, man, just go get a burger, eat it on a park bench while enjoying the fresh air and sunlight, go home and have a good wank, then listen to some good music while taking a nice hot bath. You'll feel way better.

Of course, these miserable assholes probably don't eat meat, are allergic to the daystar, don't have working genitals, have nothing but angsty whiny music to listen to and don't have a bathtub in their basements (and mom & dad won't let them deposit scum rings in the master bath).

 

[Shaka Brah]

But what the fuck -- a video game forum that prohibits the discussion of specific games. That's like a music website that bans discussion about particular albums (I'm sure this has to exist, somewhere).

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/http-www-metal-archives-com.17617/

The hatred in metal-archives of NSBM and the board culture despising anything that seems too volkisch or right-wing might fit the bill.

 

[Marche]

So they don’t allow 2 of the most popular gacha games and a pretty standard Nippon Ichi JRPG for fan service reasons, but don’t seem to ban Koikatsu, MMD or any of the Nekopara games.

Not just a pretty standard Nippon Ichi RPG but a Nippon Ichi JRPG that was heavily cenosred by NISA for the west.
They also have Mary Skelter 2 on there that esetually has the same rubbing to strip feature they most likely have Criminal girls on there for, but very very very selective since heaps of games have that.

 

[Doppelmonger]

=List=

Thank you! The list is bigger than what I previously expected.

Is talking about Jim Sterling still banned there or he was forgiven for trooning out? The forum went apeshit when he said that hacking and getting pirated vita games was allright iirc.

 

[jallsballs]

they love jim sterling now

 

[LordBaron]

Here is the updated unofficial list of games and other things you're not allowed to talk about on ResetEra.

You forgot to mention Harry Potter.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Here, have some retard's shit opinions on The Shield.

If you intentionally plan out and murder teammate in a way that you can't be caught for even if people suspect it then obviously you must accidentally murder innocent people all the time.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

wtf i oppose doxing now

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so this is from this thread https://www.resetera.com/threads/it...moke-cigarettes-in-apartment-buildings.466395
where retard OP wants to call the cops on people smoking, but now im extremely curious about that prior ban

It was on the ban bot: https://www.resetera.com/threads/tr...d-migrant-custody-limits.136285/post-23798491

Speaking of, the ban bot needs to be hit with a wrench again, it hasn't recorded anything in a couple weeks. I don't want to take five minutes to figure out what the fediverse is so I'll just lazily tag @CrunkLord420 like this.

 

[Shaka Brah]

It was on the ban bot: https://www.resetera.com/threads/tr...d-migrant-custody-limits.136285/post-23798491
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Speaking of, the ban bot needs to be hit with a wrench again, it hasn't recorded anything in a couple weeks. I don't want to take five minutes to figure out what the fediverse is so I'll just lazily tag @CrunkLord420 like this.

That take is way too based for Ree. If you don't want to do the time, why do the crime?

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I've never played a more boring pile of horse shit in my 40 years as a gamer.

True. But apparently it was pumped so high, its name made it into a TED talk.

Apparently it started a trend of people buying empty house assets and having the player walk through it.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Apple is about to enable client-side tool for CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material) scanning on iPhones Rumor

As the thread says, it will allow Apple scan your photos for matches of perceptual hashes of images in a database and report back to them. The privacy and security implications are huge here, imagine what this could do in the hands of authoritarian governments.

www.resetera.com

A topic for Amir0x and pedoEra.

But also for Resetera a surprisingly based topic from the locals. Able to have the nuance to simultaneously say child porn bad but total infringement on privacy by Apple also bad.

So genuinely not really any lolcow screencaps. Occasionally this happens on Resetera and the jannies stay away. In this instance I would still say Hecht's mobile probably needs checked.