[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

[weedbag]

Absolutely. This kind of person essentially has no personality, just fronts. Her mind and behavior are as much a hall of mirrors as the wild investigation that took place in this thread. Not only does it suck to be around Bella, it sucks to be Bella. She is an extremely sick person with an extremely bad prognosis. But not everybody who even has the kinds of psychiatric problems does the things Bella does. She goes above and beyond into what can in my opinion be described as objective metaphysical evil. To a degree you certainly don't see regularly. After our conversation I felt somehow as if I had been violated. I felt dirty.

are you trying to say she is literally hitler?

 

[AuthenticItalian]

Absolutely. This kind of person essentially has no personality, just fronts. Her mind and behavior are as much a hall of mirrors as the wild investigation that took place in this thread. Not only does it suck to be around Bella, it sucks to be Bella. She is an extremely sick person with an extremely bad prognosis. But not everybody who even has the kinds of psychiatric problems does the things Bella does. She goes above and beyond into what can in my opinion be described as objective metaphysical evil. To a degree you certainly don't see regularly. After our conversation I felt somehow as if I had been violated. I felt dirty.

She comes off like one of those people who likes a TV show character and they try to replicate their entire personality.

 

[jackopalkia]

Who would win?

Chris Chan Axe Body Spray cleaning or quickly bathing with bath bombs?

Imagine not enjoying your bath bombs.

When I have a bath it's a relaxing experience normally in there for like 45 minutes piping hot with some form of cheap rum and coke.

Couldn't fathom wasting all that bath water and bath bombs for a small soak.

 

[dramamine]

i have to go to sleep eventually but i'm still here wondering how the FUCK you could be grimy enough to develop serious fungal nail infections on both hands and feet. gotta hand it to ILJ that's disgusting and impressive. i'm taking bets on what the contents of my nightmares will be

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

Seriously tho, will the Twatterati latch onto her as their new J.K.Rowling?

She has said nigger, insulted and trolled troons, is a channer, and her daddy is in the business of killing sandniggers. Would literally make your average twatter troon's brain (or what they have instead of brain) explode.

in all seriousness, i think this is going to be a youtube game and I'd be very surprised if Isabella Janke's name blew up twitter in the way that the gendered spergout did, though i would love to be proven wrong

 

[HarblMcDavid]

So excuse me for this tard tier questions but things are moving so fast right now. What does this all ultimately mean for Chris?

He raped his mom but would this legally make him look better?

Depends on how you look at "better" I suspect.

There appears to be a set of facts that, if admissible, can weave a coherent narrative to some end which might benefit Chris in court. This is being rather optimistic about its impact though, because there's issues I can imagine right off the bat:

-Most of the relevant arguments I can think of this info could be used for are likely easier to prove not using these logs. Look at how much work a lot of people are putting in to analyzing these logs. Now pay them all $200 an hour. I strongly suspect there's a lot of cheaper more direct ways (at those prices) to prove Chris is not mentally competent, without introducing all of this.
-The logs can simultaneously prove Chris was manipulated and provide support to prove he committed incest. Introducing them as evidence could in theory hurt your case as defense if your goal is to prove that Chris did not commit incest.

I'd happy to be wrong, but I suspect that these revelations are only good for the purpose of constructing a complete narrative outside of court.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

This thread moves quick, but Bella, you'll probably see this. Just felt like putting it out there before I go to work, I'll gladly accept any tophats.

We're not impressed, Isabella Loretta Janke. You and your friends aren't "epic," and now none of you losers ever will be, despite your desperate wish. At best you're just a disgusting clown and your incompetence is apparent in every retarded thing you write and say and do. You sound like a spineless little maggot in your recordings. If someone beat the shit out of you right in front of us, nobody here would give a rat's ass cos you're less than garbage.

To the dozens of users in this thread that are tirelessly doing their damnest to turn this unbelievably shitty scenario around, big thanks. I saw the screenshots about the animals and that was the final straw.

 

[Carpshoot Circuis-breaker]

in all seriousness, i think this is going to be a youtube game and I'd be very surprised if Isabella Janke's name blew up twitter in the way that the gendered spergout did, though i would love to be proven wrong

It's hard for Twitter to come up with things organically, it's all reactions, and it's "hard" to make content within a character limit. The way this shit really kicks off is a big name YouTuber "reacting" to it and drawing a lot of eyes on this extremely bizarre 19-year old.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

i have to go to sleep eventually but i'm still here wondering how the FUCK you could be grimy enough to develop serious fungal nail infections on both hands and feet. gotta hand it to ILJ that's disgusting and impressive. i'm taking bets on what the contents of my nightmares will be

She's walking around in cat shit all day and probably playing with it.

 

[jackopalkia]

Looks like right after the @GiBi thread, we should start a @Psychic Espeon one

Always thought Gibi was retarded. I'd see his videos pop up after watching a random chris archive video. I'd watch it and his voice sounded like he was 16... then I found out he is 20... and his friends... much rather go deaf than listen them talk.

I still don't get people who cover chris they have 0 personalities and their content is just reading articles off cwiki and saying "oh my god that is fucked up lol"

 

[New & Improved Username]

Unfortunately that shit mostly happened while I was asleep and then somewhere in here I guess @Psychic Espeon got thoroughly doxed as well but honestly I was having a hard enough time keeping up with the Bella shit. This is the first "lolcow thread" I've ever started. I usually just low key give people stuff lol. What a start.

You did excellent work on the

Jehovah's witness spergs out in a thread​

 

[PhoBingas]

Isabella Janke is disgusting, likes abusing animals and is into shitplay... I think I have the perfect person to hook her up with.
Hey @theralph get your ass in here! This braphog is nice and slimy for you to thumb!

 

[Slowglowin]

You done goofed! So Gungdam was leaking things simultaneously to the farms and fucked them all up.

 

[jackopalkia]

Do people still care that much about being doxed?

I feel like the people who really care about getting doxxed have something to hide.

As long as your not a rrreeeing mongoloid you will be ok.

 

[Stationary Tevin]

Absolutely. This kind of person essentially has no personality, just fronts. Her mind and behavior are as much a hall of mirrors as the wild investigation that took place in this thread. Not only does it suck to be around Bella, it sucks to be Bella. She is an extremely sick person with an extremely bad prognosis. But not everybody who even has the kinds of psychiatric problems does the things Bella does. She goes above and beyond into what can in my opinion be described as objective metaphysical evil. To a degree you certainly don't see regularly. After our conversation I felt somehow as if I had been violated. I felt dirty.

I knew someone exactly like this and not only could you tell they just weren't happy, they brought everyone around them down by being a total fuckin bummer. All they did was spout the same rhetoric every time they spoke and if anyone ever criticized them they projected harder than a being on the fucking astral plane. The closest thing people like this have to a personality is just being fucking insufferable, perhaps one of the reasons she decided to target Chris was he was overflowing with something she lacked, character and personality. If you see this Bella I just want you to know, being an edgy animal torturing 4chan loner is not a personality sweetie, and not even all of Daddy's money can buy you one.

 

[Spooky Bones]

@AnOminous

 

[A_Space_Godzilla]

I misremembered part of leaked audio as Bella encouraging Chris to “fuck Barb a lot before the convention”, although Bella seemed unsure whether or not she had said that.

Just wanna say I know exactly what you're remembering, it's toward the beginning of the first version of the call Bella says "make sure to have a lot of fun, make sure to push it ***Bleep**** have a lot of fun" and in this tape it sounded like she was saying to fuck barb. In the longer version the **** is revealed to be "push it with Fiona." Bella said something like "at the convention, make sure to have a lot of fun make sure to a you know push it with Fiona...". I don't know if every version of the 1st call had that bleeped, but that was the one I heard first and I had to go back to it a double check when I heard the longer one.
It's actually really weird how defensive she is in your vioce_12.mp3 call since she could have easily explained that part. Makes it seem like she must have done way more to be so flustered. She goes off about how she's trying to get him to talk, but she could have easily just repeated what she actually said and ended it. Unless of course the longer tapes were also altered and didn't say "push it with fiona" originally, I don't know.

GiBi thread is coming, right?

Please, please do not ever let him live it down! I've been hate watching him for awhile and I couldn't believe he's not a lolcow already and he has the ego to keep making Chris videos after his fuck up!

 

[Euler's identity]

"An internet god"

 

[KungPowChimkum]

Always thought Gibi was retarded. I'd see his videos pop up after watching a random chris archive video. I'd watch it and his voice sounded like he was 16... then I found out he is 20... and his friends... much rather go deaf than listen them talk.

I still don't get people who cover chris they have 0 personalities and their content is just reading articles off cwiki and saying "oh my god that is fucked up lol"

I’ve said it many times and I’ll keep saying it.

Chris is like a black hole of autism. Everytime he does something he will attract stupid weens, A-logs and every imaginable flavor of autistic Youtube/influencer who wants to cash in a couple of views for mediocre content that involves their pasty faggy face and grating voice. It’s as if these people know their lives are miserable and they are outcasts of society and by talking about Chris they feel like they’re a little bit further from that outcast stigma.

It’s like in middle scchool where the nerdy skinny bully would harass that fat, quiet autistic kid. We all knew both were losers, but the skinny retard felt better about himself by bullying someone else.

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

It's hard for Twitter to come up with things organically, it's all reactions, and it's "hard" to make content within a character limit. The way this shit really kicks off is a big name YouTuber "reacting" to it and drawing a lot of eyes on this extremely bizarre 19-year old.

cynically: 20 different commentary youtubers could each do 2 hour videos on this shit and all talk about completely different aspects of this whole situation with chris-chan and bella and the texas tech chess club