The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[artilleryfroth]

I thought it was some whole-ass chicken tenders just floating in the egg mash.
Penny's cooking looks like those images that simulate what having a stroke is like.

Have they ever made anything that didn’t look like absolute garbage? They don’t seem to know how to cater for a crowd without making a bad buffet of ‘tacos’ either. I get they have to feed 5-8 fat men at a time, but wouldn’t you be going for pasta dishes, stews, soups, risottos, a big pot of chilli etc? Anyone clever would be looking to reduce the number of pots/pans and serving dishes required. They literally don’t seem able to do anything properly.

For every right-wing dipshit that gets into the media for making a fuss is hundreds if not thousands of people who are perfectly polite and keep to themselves. It's usually, "I'll pray for you and I'm here if you need to talk and you can come to church with us if you change your mind", not, "I'm gonna fucking beat you to death, faggot".

That latest Sacha Baron-Cohen thing was illuminating, especially when he was acting like a right cunt SJW to some southerners at their own dinner table (saying things like he makes his daughter free-bleed on the american flag) and they kept trying so hard to be nice. I’m not from the US but I felt so bad for them, and it makes me very suspicious of the Tranch claims about being in such terrible danger 24/7 from mad locals.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Tenacious Unicorn has all the trappings of a farm — nearly 200 alpaca and dozens of sheep, plus ducks, chickens, dogs and cats — but also a ton of gear you don’t normally see in an agricultural setting: a scoped rifle, a couple of AR-15s, pistols, bulletproof vests and enough ammunition to launch a hunting expedition. Some days, amid the bleating of the alpaca, you can hear the distinct ping of 5.56 rounds hitting metal as the ranch hands drill long-range shooting in the backyard.

Definitely writing for some upper class urban white audience to think it's weird a farm has guns and shooting of those guns on it.

A scoped rifle! Pistols! Enough ammunition for hunting! Wow!

 

[Old Fart]

Maybe they're talking about the Earthship? Or is this that other trans ranch that bought a farmhouse and a couple acres and intend to stuff it to the gills as well. I forget where the earthship was located.

The Earth Ship is close to their property. I thought they'd already acquired it in March, but they haven't mentioned it in quite some time, so I'd say that project is (surprise, surprise) doomed.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...ogue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/post-8601328

The indigenous ranch in Arizona is still a project in the planning stage. They mentioned it in an NBC interview July 17.

In addition to expanding their housing, the ranch founders are trying to help other people do what they’re doing. Logue said they’re in talks with an Indigenous group that wants to start its own ranch in Arizona for the Indigenous queer community. Logue said they plan to cosign for that ranch, put a deposit down and give the residents a herd of alpacas to get started.

Joy, safety and alpacas: Queer community thrives on trans-owned ranch

In late June, about 50 volunteers visited the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a safe haven for LGBTQ people in southern Colorado, to help shear its alpacas.

www.nbcnews.com

Joy, safety and alpacas: Queer community thrives on trans-owned ranch

archived 19 Jul 2021 05:01:53 UTC

archive.ph

Then there's at least one other, smaller scaled, tranny farm that was mentioned here before. I forgot its name, but it was on decidedly more fertile ground and didn't take on hundreds of worhtless sheep.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Anyone clever would be looking to reduce the number of pots/pans and serving dishes required.

True and honest women would be looking to reduce the number of pots/pans and serving dishes required.

A scoped rifle! Pistols! Enough ammunition for hunting! Wow!

As if any game animal would wander on to that barren hellscape.

I'm surprised they're not eating ground squirrels by now.

 

[SCRAM]

Is it normal for shaved alpacas to look fucking malnourished View attachment 2415377

Kinda, but not like that

 

[AnOminous]

The indigenous ranch in Arizona is still a project in the planning stage. They mentioned it in an NBC interview July 17.

Lmao they realized those alpacas are so worthless they're now willing literally to pay to fob them off on some Injun troons?

I'm surprised they're not eating ground squirrels by now.

That would be a nice way to start the bubonic plague saga.

 

[TERF ISLAND]

Am I the only one who thinks it's a great idea if all the troons in the world just up and move onto their own reservations in buttuck nowhere and leave the rest of us alone?

I fully support the Tranch's efforts to franchise out their model and get more troons living in similar situations. The fewer troons I have to deal with in normal society, the better.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I have a strange feeling that the indigenous troon ranch will be very, very like the current troon ranch in skin color. Maybe a few with actual lineage, but 90% white guy with 1/90th cherokee princess.

 

[Bogliacci]

If they're making a reservation tranch, how long before it gets invaded by drunk injins lmfao

 

[stupid frog]

If they're making a reservation tranch, how long before it gets invaded by drunk injins lmfao

Well, they already have Bonnie to start.

 

[Bogliacci]

Am I the only one who thinks it's a great idea if all the troons in the world just up and move onto their own reservations in buttuck nowhere and leave the rest of us alone?

I fully support the Tranch's efforts to franchise out their model and get more troons living in similar situations. The fewer troons I have to deal with in normal society, the better.

How would they groom kids and make a scene if they go away though?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Select posts from our dear tranchers.

Spoiler: Pics

Spoiler: Lot of Penny and Bonnie stuff

I’d need to drink to cope with how my life has devolved if I were Penny too.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Then there's at least one other, smaller scaled, tranny farm that was mentioned here before. I forgot its name, but it was on decidedly more fertile ground and didn't take on hundreds of worhtless sheep.

If I remember correctly, it was in Washington someplace. Weren't we calling it the Uncanny Valley?

 

[Crex Crex]

I have a strange feeling that the indigenous troon ranch will be very, very like the current troon ranch in skin color. Maybe a few with actual lineage, but 90% white guy with 1/90th cherokee princess.

Cherokian*

 

[Ghjkl63]

"We're under constant threat of harm but also we go into town constantly and keep everyone updated on our location"

 

[m40gasmask]

I have a strange feeling that the indigenous troon ranch will be very, very like the current troon ranch in skin color. Maybe a few with actual lineage, but 90% white guy with 1/90th cherokee princess.

Cant you just be trans native american anyways

 

[MG-34]

Am I the only one who thinks it's a great idea if all the troons in the world just up and move onto their own reservations in buttuck nowhere and leave the rest of us alone?

I fully support the Tranch's efforts to franchise out their model and get more troons living in similar situations. The fewer troons I have to deal with in normal society, the better.

I could support a goverment program that gives them one way plane or bus tickets to troon ranch like New York city did a few years back to get rid of its homeless population. Perhaps tranny sex offenders could be given an ultimatum to relocate there to avoid jail time on the condition they don't leave the ranch grounds.

Maybe we can offset the cost of airfare by building an artificial cave deep below the ranch and dumping nuclear waste there.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Cant you just be trans native american anyways

I for one welcome our new transracial native american transisters.

I could support a goverment program that gives them one way plane or bus tickets to troon ranch like New York city did a few years back to get rid of its homeless population. Perhaps tranny sex offenders could be given an ultimatum to relocate there to avoid jail time on the condition they don't leave the ranch grounds.

Maybe we can offset the cost of airfare by building an artificial cave deep below the ranch and dumping nuclear waste there.

We can name it... the Amhole.



Also:


This is the least womanly stance paired with the least womanly shoulders and least womanly gun and tattoos and I feel nothing but amazement that he thought this didn't clock him hard.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Cant you just be trans native american anyways

You're buying into TRA shit. Third gender stuff in other cultures was not an alternative gender, it was how they described gay dudes who sucked at hunting. It was derogatory, not something cool and mystical. They usually had to live away from everyone else other than when someone was fucking them. You can find very little about this anymore online because its been memory holed since the TRAs took it over. If I remember correctly the term didn't even exist among natives in the Americas until 1990 where the word "berdache" was replaced by Ojibwe at a conference in 1990. Went in and changed a word that more or less meant fag with it, then just pretended it had always been that way. There also were virtually no females who fell in this distinction because to most older cultures or traditional ones that exist now, lesbians just aren't real.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

You're buying into TRA shit. Third gender stuff in other cultures was not an alternative gender, it was how they described gay dudes who sucked at hunting. It was derogatory, not something cool and mystical. They usually had to live away from everyone else other than when someone was fucking them. You can find very little about this anymore online because its been memory holed since the TRAs took it over. If I remember correctly the term didn't even exist among natives in the Americas until 1990 where the word "berdache" was replaced by Ojibwe at a conference in 1990. Went in and changed a word that more or less meant fag with it, then just pretended it had always been that way. There also were virtually no females who fell in this distinction because to most older cultures or traditional ones that exist now, lesbians just aren't real.

I think he was talking about transracial people.