Chris court appearance

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tropic said:
Has there been any word from Barb?
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Yes, "STOP! DON'T TOUCH ANYBODY".

I like how Chris thinks his fame on the Internet is valid when he yelled at the judge that he was famous on the Internet, as if he was going to say, "I'm sorry miss, you're free to go!" I wonder how he thinks he can capitalize on this situation. He probably thinks that people stand in front of the prison and yell, "We love you, Chris, we want you to rape our moms too!"
 
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Might need an itsy bitsy update...
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What if Chris tried to mind meld with Sonichu again but accidentally made a chimpanzee host his body instead. I'm pretty sure he would throw his poop and go "ooh ooh aah aah".
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Yes, "STOP! DON'T TOUCH ANYBODY".

I like how Chris thinks his fame on the Internet is valid when he yelled at the judge that he was famous on the Internet, as if he was going to say, "I'm sorry miss, you're free to go!" I wonder how he thinks he can capitalize on this situation. He probably thinks that people stand in front of the prison and yell, "We love you, Chris, we want you to rape our moms too!"
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Don't give the troons any ideas.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
Just think South Park could do an episode on this.
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They wouldn't even have to work particularly hard on it...
Shut your fucking face, motherfucker!
You're a navy-guzzling, troony motherfucker!
You're a motherfucker, yes it's true!
Cuz nobody else wants you you fucking troon!

Shut your fucking face, motherfucker!
You're the one that fucked your mother, motherfucker!
Ain't got no girl, ain't got no job,
all you do is fuck your mother Barb!

Shut your fucking face, motherfucker! (MOTHERFUCKER!)
You're nothing but a disgusting motherfucker.
You're a motherfucker, I must say.
Well, you fucked your mother yesterday!

Motherfucker, that's...
M-O-T-H-E-R, FUCK YOU! MOTHERFUCKER!
Too right.
"I'm working on it!!!!"
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I like how Chris thinks his fame on the Internet is valid when he yelled at the judge that he was famous on the Internet, as if he was going to say, "I'm sorry miss, you're free to go!" I wonder how he thinks he can capitalize on this situation. He probably thinks that people stand in front of the prison and yell, "We love you, Chris, we want you to rape our moms too!"
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Sadly, there's probably some weirdos that would do exactly that. Just like there's a number of talking heads who are prioritizing that HIS "pronouns are respected."

We live in a clown world, afterall. Thankfully, I think the judicial system is still insulated from it (for now).
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Yes, "STOP! DON'T TOUCH ANYBODY".

I like how Chris thinks his fame on the Internet is valid when he yelled at the judge that he was famous on the Internet, as if he was going to say, "I'm sorry miss, you're free to go!" I wonder how he thinks he can capitalize on this situation. He probably thinks that people stand in front of the prison and yell, "We love you, Chris, we want you to rape our moms too!"
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If I was arrested I would yell "I am Epic Fedora Man, I have 7 solutions on my account." Then I will show them this post:

Epic Fedora Man said:
What if Chris tried to mind meld with Sonichu again but accidentally made a chimpanzee host his body instead. I'm pretty sure he would throw his poop and go "ooh ooh aah aah".
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And they will all clap.
 
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eggchildben said:
Every illness is a condition, but it is not necessarily the cause of ones actions.

There are plenty of psychopaths who have never killed anyone.
There are plenty of autistic people who have never run someone over with a car.

I could sit here and armchair psychology out Chris and say: "well his autism probably exasperated his hyper fixation on sex as some sort of medal of honour and that he would never truly be accepted as a man until he did" but then the same can be said about Elliot Rodger who hyper fixated on sex and women.

Everyone is a melting pot of nature and nurture.
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Mostly nature.

In both examples you've got tragic cases of real awful sad sacks of shit who despite being developmentally disabled still presented with perfectly natural libidos and desires for romantic intimacy (at least it started out that way). Bring back eugenic sterilization, it would have at least taken the edge off these boys.
 
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