Chris court appearance

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Video of Tucker talking about Chris. Doesn't seem like anyone posted it here.
There's an interview a minute in and they stop talking about him entirely.
https://youtu.be/n2cqlQkGtYg
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I sometimes need to remind myself that Chris, all things considered, is pretty mainstream nowadays.
In my head I still subconsciously think of him as the local internet weirdo that nobody outside of a few select archiving sites would even care about
 
a lot of debate about why chris turned out the way he did. but really it's mostly his genetics. environment can play a vital role in how you end up, but at the end of the day you can't stop a delusional autist from being a delusional autist. a normal person in chris' position would've turned out better. give chris the best circumstances in the world and i still think he'd have ended up the same
 
I wouldn't be too swift to judge his competence based on the fact that he's nearly going to be required to make lots of arguments that are going to sound far-fetched if not outright ridiculous, because he has very little to work with.
If I was the defense, I'd go with trying to prove poor upbringing and ignoring obvious signs over the internet is a big ol' meanie.

Either way, it's going to be on hell of a spectacle.
 
I’m talking about sinking into consumerism, becoming a tranny, raping his mom, etc. he would of benefited sped classes, but what would of benefited him the most would be not letting him go on the internet, if he never went on the internet, he would of never become the man he is today. I’m not gonna be all iT’s ThE tRoLl’S fAlT but I’m gonna say this, he should of never exposed himself to people like you or me, he would of never spazzed out, become this delusional, and he definitely would of never become a tranny. He should of been put into a rubber room and they should of just let him draw his little comics in peace.

While I agree the trooning and goddess shit wouldn't have occurred, he still would have been Classic Chris. The other times he was arrested had nothing to do with the internet or would have been shaped by the internet. I think he also would have gotten a sexual assault charge sometime sooner or later even without internet and sped classes.


Not to insert politics too much but American pop culture has gotten really bad and Chris-Chan has always been addicted to that. Whereas a normal person might like or dislike certain aspects of it (like certain popular tv shows but not pop music for example), Chris just consumes all that shit un-thinkingly. Grand Wizard Bob was the only thing keeping Chris with one foot in reality, probably by saying stuff like "What the hell are you thinking Christian?!" when he did something a tv character did. Bob being on this side of grave was the only thing preventing him from acting out.

My personal opinion is that while the internet contributed rapidly to his declining mental health and sense of reality, Bob was the only thing holding it in check somewhat and once he was dying and finally dead, the flood gates were opened. It was really a ticking time bomb that couldn't have been prevented.
 
I want to see Chris attempt to represent himself
Your honor, I would like to fire my lawyer on the grounds that I gave him a pro boner . I like my mother, and I believe this would be a conflict of interest. I understand that I am an irresistible Goddess, and in light of this new evidence, I request that all charges be dismissed!
 
Mr. Heliberg is going with an interesting approach to the defense:

"Ms. Chandler's frequent and sometimes over the top presence on the internet is partly a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others," David Heilberg said in a statement provided to Insider on Friday.

Blaming the interwebz for incest. I can't wait for this farce of a defense drop this in court.

Not sure it is farce.

Sounds like the framework for an entrapment defence, especially as the judge may very well throw out all that silly cunt's "investigative" shit, which is full of leading questions and prompts. It's all hugely prejudicial and there's plenty of previous instances of OPL getting so wrapped up in troll attempts even to his detriment in the past that an easy defence is "he made it up to please her."

There was a famous failed prosecution here ( Rachel Nickell murder) where an undercover cop was sent in to pander to the fantasies of a sad little man in the hope of getting a confession. She did, but it was so tainted the whole lot was slung out. And in this case, the persona this Bella has spattered all over the internet is depraved enough that any sad little man who'll say whatever he thinks a woman wants to hear could easily lead to invented stories of equal/greater depravity.

We know it's not a story. But we're not an impartial jury whose never heard of any of this. I dunno how many roofies it'd take to keep CWC quiet but if he can be prevented from interrupting his own defence it's a pretty thin prosecution. Dunno the rules of entrapment in the US but it is a thing. We got any law bods? @AnOminous ? Can you give us any insight on this, pretty pliz?
 
I wouldn't be too swift to judge his competence based on the fact that he's nearly going to be required to make lots of arguments that are going to sound far-fetched if not outright ridiculous, because he has very little to work with.
How much you wanna bet Chris already all but confessed? He's really not that smart and the cops are pros. Hell, all they'll have to do as ask "so you raped your mom huh?" and he'll probably say it was consensual, in effect admitting to it. Chris is not smart enough to keep his mouth shut. Poor lawyer has his work cut out for him, indeed.
 
Not sure it is farce.

Sounds like the framework for an entrapment defence, especially as the judge may very well throw out all that silly cunt's "investigative" shit, which is full of leading questions and prompts. It's all hugely prejudicial and there's plenty of previous instances of OPL getting so wrapped up in troll attempts even to his detriment in the past that an easy defence is "he made it up to please her."

There was a famous failed prosecution here ( Rachel Nickell murder) where an undercover cop was sent in to pander to the fantasies of a sad little man in the hope of getting a confession. She did, but it was so tainted the whole lot was slung out. And in this case, the persona this Bella has spattered all over the internet is depraved enough that any sad little man who'll say whatever he thinks a woman wants to hear could easily lead to invented stories of equal/greater depravity.

We know it's not a story. But we're not an impartial jury whose never heard of any of this. I dunno how many roofies it'd take to keep CWC quiet but if he can be prevented from interrupting his own defence it's a pretty thin prosecution. Dunno the rules of entrapment in the US but it is a thing. We got any law bods? @AnOminous ? Can you give us any insight on this, pretty pliz?
I think a lot of us are under the assumption that the state has found something more substantial than Kelly Osborne’s little operation.
 
It should but it wont because to do that would be to indirectly imply troons have serious mental issues that need serious treatment and not just titty pills and social media platitudes, so it wont happen. In fact expect most of the media to ignore this shit and if they cover it they will make chris a martyr which solves two problems for them:

1-Makes troons even less accountable since if chris can get away with raping his mom then troons can get away with raping women in general (in many places its not considered rape if its woman on woman)

2-Allows them to push for more internet censorship because it was the internet that turned a sweet """girl""" like >christine into what it is now, so governments should jail anyone who disagrees
I was referring to his diagnosis of Autism and his obvious behavioral issues that resulted in the family moving, not him claiming to be transgender. Chris' issues began in early childhood when his parents choose not to give him any services or really do anything about his behaviors. As far as I can tell, Chris' issues stem more from his developmental disability/psychological issues than his supposed transgenderism. But that's just me.
 
Sounds like the framework for an entrapment defence, especially as the judge may very well throw out all that silly cunt's "investigative" shit, which is full of leading questions and prompts. It's all hugely prejudicial and there's plenty of previous instances of OPL getting so wrapped up in troll attempts even to his detriment in the past that an easy defence is "he made it up to please her."
But they have to prove that it happened this time too, right?
 
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I was referring to his diagnosis of Autism and his obvious behavioral issues that resulted in the family moving, not him claiming to be transgender. Chris' issues began in early childhood when his parents choose not to give him any services or really do anything about his behaviors. As far as I can tell, Chris' issues stem more from his developmental disability/psychological issues than his supposed transgenderism. But that's just me.
Autism is a neurological issue which psychologists/psychiatrists admit is incurable.

The only usefulness they have with respect to autism is providing documentation of disability so that the autist can receive NEETbux.

Besides that, the autist is sure to experience a complete mismatch between himself and society, and this will naturally produce maladapative behaviors. Some autists will dress like girls and play with toys, while others will cut themselves and shoot up the school (as mediated by testosterone levels, probably).

So you are overstating the extent to which the parents are at fault for how Chris turned out. Insofar as they are at fault, it is due to their genetics, not their rearing.
 
How much you wanna bet Chris already all but confessed? He's really not that smart and the cops are pros. Hell, all they'll have to do as ask "so you raped your mom huh?" and he'll probably say it was consensual, in effect admitting to it. Chris is not smart enough to keep his mouth shut. Poor lawyer has his work cut out for him, indeed.
A three-year-old could outsmart Chris.

Poor diluted sap probably already told them enough to fill a book, the real crime is going to be excavating out the stuff they can actually use.
 
I wouldn't be too swift to judge his competence based on the fact that he's nearly going to be required to make lots of arguments that are going to sound far-fetched if not outright ridiculous, because he has very little to work with.

This. He has an ethical obligation to zealously advocate for his client.

Honestly we should respect him for holding his ethical obligation to his client above his desire to not sound like a twat in court, as he should.
 
How much you wanna bet Chris already all but confessed? He's really not that smart and the cops are pros. Hell, all they'll have to do as ask "so you raped your mom huh?" and he'll probably say it was consensual, in effect admitting to it. Chris is not smart enough to keep his mouth shut. Poor lawyer has his work cut out for him, indeed.
He was probably a bit evasive at the start, Chris has been shown to be able to keep a secret for a little bit like when he bragged about getting China when he had hired a prostitute online. That came out cause he told a troll pretending to be a galpal.

Given the right incentives though, in this case probably toys and freedom, Chris will give up any information that someone wants if he thinks it will get him something. Only reason he didn't brag more about banging his mom was that he knew it was wrong so only wanted to divulge that information to enablers, but still had to brag to Null that he was getting China with a "girlfriend".

Like when the CWCipedia first started and Chris' strategy was to divulge a shitload of personal information to cause "information overload" or something. I think he misunderstood the strategy of putting out a bunch of fake information to cover up a real thing and just put out real details.

This. He has an ethical obligation to zealously advocate for his client.

Honestly we should respect him for holding his ethical obligation to his client above his desire to not sound like a twat in court, as he should.
Everyone deserves a defense, even mother fuckers.

I'm guessing the lawyer knows the book is gonna be thrown at Chris and will focus more on minimizing the sentence he receives, using Chris' mental problems as mitigating circumstances, rather than a full on insanity plea.
 
Anyone here ever rode out a prison sentence? I'm objectively curious about whether a nasty chud of a person like Chris would actually be targeted by prison rapists. I imagine that if they have any standards at all, they're gonna be low, but I also expect that Chris would fall well below their range of "acceptable hygiene". Imagine peeling Chris' MLP special edition panties down his shit-caked square ass and seeing the fudge stripes peel downward like some abominable adhesive from hell. I can't imagine anyone maintaining an erection.

tl;dr- is it even possible to prison-rape Chris due to his inordinately low standard of hygiene?
 
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