Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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One thing to note is that Matt Nerdskull follows Lou which is weird to think about is that the only things they have in common is that they constantly blame KF for stuff they've done to other and that they're both too fat or bald for me to have sex with. Makes me wonder how much they interact at all, if at all lmao
Lou has kind of stagnated for me again. Normally when that happens, he does something outrageous to spike my interest within a fairly short time.

That being said, I find it interesting how the pedo topic keeps getting more and more plausible
yeah, it's fuckin' weird that Lou is becoming more and more lenient towards pedo-adjacent stuff lately. How long until Lou accidentally posts diaper porn to his Twitter a la Graeme Kelly?
 
$127 smartphone???
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Funny how he mentions the cost of the phone right as we posted about it. Due to the lengthy pandemic, times have been really rough. Some people couldn't afford being on a contract phone any longer and had to go to pay as you go monthly, and those phones tend to be really cheap in comparison to the expensive, contract phones. Even money conscious individuals have had to switch, simply due to the fact that 40 a month is more affordable than hundreds.

Sadly, I know all about the cheap phones. A few months ago I had to do a lot of research, and for a humble person who doesn't do much on their phone mine was 200 bucks. And even then, after a single drop in a case, the phone cracked and that was that. I imagine Lou isn't being True and Honest about his expenses, and I can't wait to find out what phone he really buys.
 
Funny how he mentions the cost of the phone right as we posted about it. Due to the lengthy pandemic, times have been really rough. Some people couldn't afford being on a contract phone any longer and had to go to pay as you go monthly, and those phones tend to be really cheap in comparison to the expensive, contract phones. Even money conscious individuals have had to switch, simply due to the fact that 40 a month is more affordable than hundreds.

Sadly, I know all about the cheap phones. A few months ago I had to do a lot of research, and for a humble person who doesn't do much on their phone mine was 200 bucks. And even then, after a single drop in a case, the phone cracked and that was that. I imagine Lou isn't being True and Honest about his expenses, and I can't wait to find out what phone he really buys.
Lou proceeds to then buy a suspiciously cheap 127$ Samsung Galaxy S21+
 
"Devastating news from apple" oh for chrissakes Lou. I know it's not that surprising that people only raise a fuss about MUH PRIVACY after some sort of social media clickbait outrage over it, and it's ESPECIALLY not surprising that Lou would get all his information via tweets, but... this isn't exactly a new thing, and hasn't been a new thing for some time. A lot of companies well beyond Apple implement this sort of stuff; image data is converted into digital code, digital code is compared against code for known red flag images, etc etc.

Hate to break it to you fatty, but that Samsung probably has something similar and you'd never even know it.
 
It's not like there aren't real-ass reasons for reasonable people to be concerned about private corporations (not to mention the state) implementing data-mining and surveillance on smartphones and other devices. While I can't think of anyone who would argue with the premise of tracking down CP producers and consumers, I suppose you could be confirmed that they're only using that as a fig leaf for tracking you and stealing your data. However, here's why this is disturbing. Here are the things we know about Lou: he has a subnormal, incurious brain, and he only cares about things as they pertain to him specifically, as we can see from how he butts into every conversation about serious topics to scream "MUH BEETUS" or "MUH LADYDICK." He doesn't care about any ramifications outside letting any jobless loser leech of the government with a sky-high standard of living forever--he just wants his gibs! In fact, he NEEDS them. He deserves them. That's why this is sus. I don't think he's stupid enough to go full mask-off and speak up in favor of cub shit/"""""cope art""""""/MAP stuff, but he's very much telling on himself, if not as a pedo, definitely as some kind of perv. He might be full Troy McClure, we may never know. All we know for sure is that, in regards to those iPads, there's gold in them hills. And by gold, I mean "shit Lou doesn't want us to see." And considering what he's shown in the past, ho-lee shit, it must be bad.
 
Hate to break it to you fatty, but that Samsung probably has something similar and you'd never even know it.
@BoobWhiskers I thought I remembered something about Samsung TVs spying on you, and sure enough, Samsung Smart TVs can record your conversations lol. It was a whole big thing all over the media back in 2015 or so. Not even the slightest bit of googling for our consoomer queen:

Didn’t he already buy a smartphone this year…? A current generation iPhone SE, IIRC? So he’s not going to sell his iPad despite this “devestating” news, but he expects everyone else to pay for his new shiny. Amazing.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Lou thinks everyone is dumber than he is. And given how stupid he has proven himself to be, his perception of everyone else has got to be absolutely fucking nuts. He probably thinks that he's the only 4-d chess wizard who can remember that he grifted for a new tablet two weeks ago, and everyone else is just a dumbass goldfish mindlessly handing him money.
 
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He probably thinks that he's the only 4-d chess wizard who can remember that he grifted for a new tablet two weeks ago, and everyone else is just a dumbass goldfish mindlessly handing him money.
I mean, it's entirely possible that Lou himself doesn't even remember; it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he's aware that he constantly grifts for new shinies, but doesn't even realize just how egregiously often it is. I remember being stuck at home during COVID and feeling the days just melting together because there wasn't a work schedule to give me any sort of points of reference, and Lou's been in his own self-imposed home isolation for how many years?

Not an excuse, but Lou's in the perfect environment to compound his own stupidity and lack of self-awareness.

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I mean, it's entirely possible that Lou himself doesn't even remember; it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he's aware that he constantly grifts for new shinies, but doesn't even realize just how egregiously often it is. I remember being stuck at home during COVID and feeling the days just melting together because there wasn't a work schedule to give me any sort of points of reference, and Lou's been in his own self-imposed home isolation for how many years?

Not an excuse, but Lou's in the perfect environment to compound his own stupidity and lack of self-awareness.
He's definitely dumb enough to get lost and tangled up in his own web of lies. Like the old old "broken fan Amazon scam", which later turned up being fixed by his brother's father. Or his multiple ancestries - Irish, German, Jewish, Greek, etc. Or the fucking dumb glasses scam when he used a much older pair of glasses and later posted his infamous selfies featuring the allegedly broken glasses which needed a fast replacement.
 
Lou is pure white trash, he is literally incapable of normal budgeting and thinks only in terms of conspicuous consumption. Dude never even leaves his house and owns a million tablets and laptops, fuck he need a phone for? If he behaved rationally and took both his needs and means into account, he'd be fine with a shitty Nokia brick. Hell it's not even like he needs a good minutes/call contract either, who the fuck wants to talk to this dude that isn't on Discord?

Phones aren't what they are to you or me to trailer trash Lou. Normal people look for a nice camera or specs and check prices carefully against their budgets. For Lou, a phone is a Velben good. So a big price-tag that puts you or me off, is sweet nectar to him and actually drives up how much he wants it. Again, this is common amongst the degenerate poor, who take retarded 40 month loans on shitty Beats headphones so they can bump ICP in their trailer while living off baloney sandwiches.

Lou's concern about brands alone is the biggest tell he isn't serious. I'll give you a pro-tip if you're looking for a good budget phone - buy Chinese. They don't pay workers jack shit, and the government subsidises the industry so the prices always undercut overseas competition. And the Chinese do most things digitally, so they're always pushing the envelope on tech. But Lou will never, never, never do this. Because who the fuck cares about a Xiaomi, or a Huawei or an Oppo? Most people can't even pronounce the brands, let alone recognise them. No clout = no dopamine = no purchase.
 
One more page, guys. We can do it!

I'm anxiously waiting to see who reaches 1000 pages first, Lou or Isabella Janke. She's averaging about 100 pages every 12 hours, so it could go either way.

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@BoobWhiskers I thought I remembered something about Samsung TVs spying on you, and sure enough, Samsung Smart TVs can record your conversations lol. It was a whole big thing all over the media back in 2015 or so. Not even the slightest bit of googling for our consoomer queen:


I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Lou thinks everyone is dumber than he is. And given how stupid he has proven himself to be, his perception of everyone else has got to be absolutely fucking nuts. He probably thinks that he's the only 4-d chess wizard who can remember that he grifted for a new tablet two weeks ago, and everyone else is just a dumbass goldfish mindlessly handing him money.
What you have to realize is that, if a device manufacturer wants to spy on your shit, they're gonna do it. The technology exists and they have the power to implement it, and if they're at the stage where they're doing that, they're certainly not going to tell you about it. Having worked with Big Data in the past, I genuinely believe that the vast majority of people have nothing to worry about, because you, person who is reading this right now, are neither important enough or interesting enough for either Uncle Sam or Tim Cook to give one liquid shit about you. But the important thing is that Apple announcing that they're going to scan devices for child porn does not affect this calculus in the slightest--unless you happen to be someone who keeps child porn on your phone, or at the very least someone who cares passionately about the rights of pedos to get their rocks off, a position not even the ACLU takes.
 
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I'm anxiously waiting to see who reaches 1000 pages first, Lou or Isabella Janke. She's averaging about 100 pages every 12 hours, so it could go either way.
I don't know what's happening with CWC right now, and I don't want to. Right now, Lou is cruising for a bruising in regards to another callout post and Twitter meltdown, and honestly, my body is ready. Seeing fellow furries and Twitter trans people turn on Lou and dig up all of his dirt is the schadenfreude equivalent of taking Dilaudid for the first time.
 
Well I'll do my part to push us there. Personally I think Lou just didn't read the article period. He's a lazy sack of shit. He likes to buy new shit and he won't allow actual reading to get in the way of that. But, that doesn't exactly make it good that you're denouncing an attempt to catch people who produce and consume child pornography.
 
He apparently also learned about it from Twitch podcast Good Day Internet, which the fact that he was apparently able to pay attention is amazing coming from him
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Lou is unsurprisingly getting his phone from amazon which leads me to believe it's either gonna be a phone by Blu (a company that had their phones temp removed from amazon after spyware concerns) if new, a used phone from a more notable brand that'll probably have some issue he can complain about later, or a refurbished one which would likely end the same as if they were getting used.
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edit: Well there's the motivation I guess, Lou holding a corporation wanting to make more money to a higher standard than he holds himself to.
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Well I'll do my part to push us there. Personally I think Lou just didn't read the article period. He's a lazy sack of shit. He likes to buy new shit and he won't allow actual reading to get in the way of that. But, that doesn't exactly make it good that you're denouncing an attempt to catch people who produce and consume child pornography.
Trust me. With all the consumer shit Lou has bought over the years and his NEET existence, ISPs and the NSA know all they need to know about his perversions. The iPhone shIt is just closing the barn door after the horse has already left.
 
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