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He apparently confessed over the phone while in jail and talking to someone. Jail calls are recorded and can be used as evidence.
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StraightShooter2
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The myth might have started because the criminal code used the pronoun "he", but in legalize, I'm pretty sure that's just a generic term which applies to both men and women. Similar to how terms like "mankind" don't just refer to "men", but men and women or "humanity" as a whole.
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Britney Spears gets thrown into a nut house for contesting her conservatorship but the twist is the next cell is Chris Chans and they form a friendship after Chris hears Britney say "Fuck my dad"
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You're half right. That's what started it. The reason for it starting is that statute wording is incredibly important in legalese, because the law prefers to avoid broad and ambiguous stuff, and a lot of jurisdictions have canons of construct that start with some varient of "if the meaning is clear on its face, you don't get to interpret or extrapolate'.
Which is why Virginia passed a seperate law saying any use of gendered language should be understood to mean all genders. So now it does read the way you think, but only because of that additional law. Without that, the statute only saying he could have actually been a stumbling block.
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I dunno, in his hearing last week he was literally stomping his feet having a tard rage moment, so unless that lawyer put the fear of godichu in him after getting him in private he's not going into "tail between legs" mode.
Maybe after 5 weeks in Jail without toys and without his autistic tantrums getting him anything he wants.
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Sheer effrontery I'd say. The brazenness of his scamming is unparalleled, and let's not forget his calling the fire department over 30 times to get his fat ass out of the bath. Luckily he's an idiot - an intelligent Yaniv would be no laughing matter.
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This is kind of a misconception, Virginia case law allows for the insanity defense if you have a disorder that renders you unable resist committing the crime.
“Right and wrong” is also generally defined in the moral sense, not the legal one. Chris’s lawyer could argue that he attempted to cover it up because he knew it was legally, not because he actually understood it was wrong.
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No, then he'd go back to normal jail to await trial, unless he could prove he had to remain in treatment to remain competent to stand trial. They might allow that. He's not just being allowed out under those circumstances, although Heilberg could probably file a motion for him to be outright released on o.r. or kept in a facility.
Also is Heilberg perhaps the most contradictory name you've ever heard?
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I feel like this is him not getting how serious his situation yet if his arrest video is anything to go by. He thinks this is, at most, like the macing of the gamestop employee or running over Snyder where he will get legally scolded, fined and sent on his merry way. He.is.NOT.aware.how severe it all is and how likely he will actually go to jail now. If he DOES get it, he might change his attitude. Tho I admit his boldness could also be due to his joke of a mental state
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Chris is literally that psycho kid in the "It's a Good Life" Twilight Zone episode, except without the power actually to wish you into the cornfield, so people just laugh at him instead of obeying his insane demands.
His tard bucks continue if he's released.
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It's kinda too late for this. Chris admitted to porking his mom in the leaked calls and that's the only charge under question right now.
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Never assume a lolcow can't make things worse for themselves. All it would take is Chris having a rush of shit to the brain to end up with additional charges. Contempt of Court is easily on the table if he keeps up his misbehavior.
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How badly can a misbehaving client affect the case? I know it no doubt affects things but I wonder if his attitude can damn him in the long run...tho if he goes for "innocent for reason of insanity", it might work out in his favor
Edit: Well, you kind of answered my question with one of your posts, you can dismiss this if you want.
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Unless there's 100% proof he will be homeless, it's not for certain. Null mentioned his plans of buying Chris' house just so he wouldn't have to face the reality of homelessness and could work (lol) peacefully but this was in the case Barb died and also before all this rape event happened.
There's still a chance that he didn't completely give up on Chris yet and is just waiting for him to come out to further fix his living situation and, if not the classic house, help him live somewhere else by himself. Which he is going to fuck up eventually if it happens anyway but there's that.
Blinded white-knights and all considered, I don't think Chris will be forever homeless after jail, someone is going to protect him from that.
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Imagine this: you, your parents or another previous generation fled to America from Asia, you did everything to become a judge and you have to preside over a case where some white trash raped his mother
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"I sort glass, that's my job, among which.
I learned the job slow, but now, I know it by heart! But I digress."
Chris could be the star of a remake of that commercial.
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