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When the person you're having sex with says no and you keep going and fully penetrate them despite them saying no and them being in pain, that is what normal people call "rape." I don't know why you would think otherwise when "Barb said no" came from Chris himself, I have no idea.
Yeah, I never really said otherwise at all. I was talking about what he had been charged with. To my knowledge, he has only been charged with "incest". "Incest" is not automatically "rape" and to be clear, I was not saying he didn't rape her nor did I say incest was okay or anything like that. The entire point I was getting at is that Chris probably thinks he isn't in deep shit because he's already gotten away with two things that are arguably more serious than an incest charge (which, again, is all I am aware of him being charged with thus far -- none of the released court or holding documents are mentioning rape or abuse or anything). My personal opinion is that he will be charged with rape, abuse, etc. But currently, as in right at this moment, he hasn't been, so that is likely why he is not acting like this is a big deal. Don't confuse all the stuff compiled in these threads about what he did/didn't do with what the DA and court has actually charged him with, because they are not the same thing (at least not at this moment). The context of my posts on this are an explanation of why Chris probly isn't taking this as seriously as he should be. The context is NOT me trying to say it's okay or justify anything he did or anything of the like.
 
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It was always either going to be this or Chris cornering and raping some poor girl, from where I'm standing. Kind of hard to imagine (not to mention pointless) trying to decide which would have been worse.
I would’ve still put my money on Chris getting handsy with a “fan” under 18 and reaping the whirlwind. Mainly because Chris has kinda high standards, and Barb looks like a fucking ghost on a good day.
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“Hmmm yeahh.. Alexa? Play sexual healing by Marvin Gay.”
 
I would’ve still put my money on Chris getting handsy with a “fan” under 18 and reaping the whirlwind. Mainly because Chris has kinda high standards, and Barb looks like a fucking ghost on a good day.
Alternatively, yeah, that. Even in the 'earlier' days he was creepy as fuck around women. The accounts of female trolls who met him in person and described how he would keep touching them even when told to stop, while gradually growing bolder in his attempts, lead me to believe ages ago his grasp of consent and boundaries was fairly loose. I always sort of dreaded the prospect of some lone retarded girl thinking he was harmless, wanting to get him somewhere obscure so she could have some epic funny interview and ending up trapped realising 'no' only makes him temporarily stop and doesn't reset his determination.
 
Of course, going by your definition of journalism there is either no real journalism left, except for in small, local papers.
There actually aren't even those. Most of them have been bought out by giant conglomerates. This isn't just paranoia. Most media outlets, online, broadcast, cable, even dead tree, are owned by a tiny and shrinking number of megacorporations that continue merging with each other without an end in sight.
Thats exactly the case
If you live in a small town and don't personally know the people who literally own the "local" newspaper, it is not a local small town newspaper.
 
Alternatively, yeah, that. Even in the 'earlier' days he was creepy as fuck around women. The accounts of female trolls who met him in person and described how he would keep touching them even when told to stop, while gradually growing bolder in his attempts, lead me to believe ages ago his grasp of consent and boundaries was fairly loose. I always sort of dreaded the prospect of some lone retarded girl thinking he was harmless, wanting to get him somewhere obscure so she could have some epic funny interview and ending up trapped realising 'no' only makes him temporarily stop and doesn't reset his determination.
And for me, a troubling trend was as Chris got very noticeably older, his “fans” got younger. So to me, it felt like a just a matter of time situation. A lot of his new “fans” are nearly half his age now and think his just a harmless character.
 
I thought he would just let his mom rot in his home until there's nothing left but skeletons.
And then, with all the merge shit, he tries to resurrect her by using magic and nothing happens, it's still there, rotting.

Turns out it was a porn with more than 3 decades of plot.

And the sex sucks.
 
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What needs to happen is someone ckntact whoever ends up handling the estate and inform them how valuable the shit like chrischan stuff could be on ebay, to get barb a decent place to live out her twilight years.
 
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And for me, a troubling trend was as Chris got very noticeably older, his “fans” got younger. So to me, it felt like a just a matter of time situation. A lot of his new “fans” are nearly half his age now and think his just a harmless character.
Alas - to think all of this could have been averted if he just held out long enough for a trans-activist to take it upon themselves as their duty to fuck him. Instead, the long shadow of rape and curiosity for who else he potentially could have raped first or in Barb's place will forever darken Christory.
 
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Mr. Heliberg is going with an interesting approach to the defense:

"Ms. Chandler's frequent and sometimes over the top presence on the internet is partly a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others," David Heilberg said in a statement provided to Insider on Friday.

Blaming the interwebz for incest. I can't wait for this farce of a defense drop this in court.

Already busting out the Jewish tricks of word magic.

This dude is good.
 
Alas - to think all of this could have been averted if he just held out long enough for a trans-activist to take it upon themselves as their duty to fuck him. Instead, the long shadow of rape and curiosity for who else he potentially could have raped first or in Barb's place will forever darken Christory.
“And thus, children.. the tale of Chris Chan ended as it began. With chris exiting Barbs pussy. Amen.”

..and that’s the origin of the world annual Chris Chan Love Day.
 
My question is: What happens if Barb doesn't want to press charges in order to protect Chris? Barb's gone to extremely tarded lengths to defend Chris from consequences in the past, up to and including vehicular assault against Snyder, even if she's the victim, what are the chances Snorlax uses Defense Curl around Chris again?
 
My question is: What happens if Barb doesn't want to press charges in order to protect Chris? Barb's gone to extremely tarded lengths to defend Chris from consequences in the past, up to and including vehicular assault against Snyder, even if she's the victim, what are the chances Snorlax uses Defense Curl around Chris again?
it’s not up to her, this is a criminal case, no individual is ‘pressing charges’. he’s being indicted by the state
 
Whatever jail he ends up in, the stories will be absolute popcorn.
Its just that we wont hear them.
However clever jail workers might leak some CCTV footage with commentary and get some popularity.
If they are aware of what Chris is
Imagine. Copious amounts of the most rich, delicious milk Chris has ever produced in his long history as a lolcow and it just falls to the ground uncollected, soaking into the dirt
 
its pretty common in europe to have tvs and playstations and stuff. but theyre rather expensive to buy if youre in jail.
In the US there are jails (basically the ones for low level criminals) and they have video game consoles. I watched this recent local documentary of sorts about what people in jail get for entertainment and they showed, not even joking, an Xbox One and literally everyone in that room is chill. Most of the people in there were people who got arrested for smoking weed in public for recreational use, and they were in the process of being let out because it's now legal.
I looked into it and yeah, states across the US either have PlayStations or Xbox depending on where.
 
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They can choose not to pursue charges, though, which would make it very difficult for the state to prove a rape case with an uncooperative victim.
They could choose to do that, but it would also be the biggest fucking disaster if they let a man get away with his raping his own mother, they also don't need a victim to be cooperative since they have Chris admitting to what he did on tape and in text messages. Please rub those two remaining brain cells together before posting in the future.
 
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