Who are your favorite and least favorite troll?

[Peace Walker]

My favourites are probably the Miscreants/Liquid (loved the concept of mixing MGS into trolling Chris) and Jimmy Hill, which I think is really underrated but deserves more love with all the effort they'd put into convincing Chris that he was producing merchandise.
About my least favourite I'd say Bella and BlueSpike, I'd also add the Idea Guys but they've gifted the world with a video of Chris pissing before singing All Star while humping a sex doll, therefore I can't have them in my least favourites.

 

[Mr. 0]

people ITT who rag on @Bluespike are just mad they weren't the 13 year old who made chris shove a medallion up his ass because he deserved it and also probably think they have a shot with isabella janke

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Alec/liquid chris because they managed to get some really funny reactions just by parodying him. Gotta give the idea guys credit though for realizing you could just win his trust by messaging him and saying you're a family guy character

Everyone who enabled him to take estrogenpills and normalized his fantasies of his own mom are the worst trolls.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Liquid will always be the MVP because he trolled Chris into doing some of his best videos. "MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!"

If the allegations are true about Isabella Janke then she is one of the worst people on earth.

 

[Nointey]

i would say liquid was the best one

bluespike was the most extreme one, however thinking about what chris has done now it has been mellowed out

 

[Jason Wynn]

Bluespike was a little shit, but at least you could make the argument he was just a sperg kid trying to impress the big boys.

Bella I think at this point has exceeded the Idea Fags in terms of the worst. Really hope her and her glownigger parents have their lives ruined over this

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

I love Mary Lee Walsh, Adam Stackhouse and the school principal who "recorded his screams" all by virtue of the fact they didn't do anything to really draw his anger yet he still tard raged over them for years all the same.

Least favorite is either Jackie or Kacey (both obnoxious) and Bella (evil and sadistic).

 

[Hokuriku]

Best was Alec Benson Leary. Those phone calls were like the early prototype of Jodi Arias getting endlessly roundhouse-kicked in the face for hours on end on cross-examination. He eviscerates every facet of CWC's philosophies and leaves him a stammering wreck while barely ever even raising his voice. Plus Asperchu was pretty great especially when it started completely flying off the rails. Shame it was left on a perpetual cliffhanger.

Least favourite is probably Lars but that was right around the time I started losing interest in following CWC so I just wasn't as enthralled with the whole thing in general when he surfaced.

 

[orderofcringe]

Michael Snyder. butregarding actual trolls, i think Alec was the best.

Worst are the idea guys.

 

[AnOminous]

Bluespike was a little shit, but at least you could make the argument he was just a sperg kid trying to impress the big boys.

Bella I think at this point has exceeded the Idea Fags in terms of the worst. Really hope her and her glownigger parents have their lives ruined over this

What he did was rather sociopathic but that's why you don't diagnose shit like that until someone is an adult because 13 year old boys are, by and large, nasty little sociopaths, or at least do shit that would be considered that if an adult did them, but most of them grow up.

That's an age when a kid is in some cases approaching nearly adult levels of actual reasoning ability, but without anything remotely like wisdom.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

Whilst I love what Alec did I have to give it to liquid chris. It was the perfect amount of stupid and historical and I think it got the closest to really making chris think about his life at that point.

Also I think that whole saga has something for everyone. Want to laugh hysterically at chris? Look at the karaoke tapes. Want to see chris get absolutely roasted trying to justify his lifestyle? Fucking father call. Bob and Barb even got involved too.

It's perfect.

Least favourite are the one's who put chris on the path to normalising all the things that make him less funny and more crazy.

 

[elite_club]

Fave: liquid chris
Worst: Chris-Chan himself

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Portobella the fungal glowie is at this point objectively the most reprehensible troll and puts all contenders to shame. In a vacuum, she's easily the worst and after learning more about her, I'm glad things didn't get even worse than just Chris raping Barb. Given more time and influence and who knows what other straight up psycho killer stuff she could have talked him into. Zoosadism isn't really much of a stretch with how terrible a pet owner Chris is to start with. And from there, how where else would she push him? I honestly think she would have been able to talk Chris into doing something even worse to Barb, like those fake BDSM screencaps.

But I think the real problem were the Ideas Guys. They permanently damaged Chris in a way that allowed someone like Bella to get her disgusting fungal hooks into him. Chris has always had a tenuous grasp on reality to start with, but they completely destroyed what was left of his brain. I don't know if their influence is ever going to disappear.

My favorite troll conceptually is Liquid Chris. Some of the execution needed work, but just the idea of someone pretending to be something as loathsome as Christian Weston Chandler is funny.

 

[Jack Awful]

Zoosadism isn't really much of a stretch with how terrible a pet owner Chris is to start with

No, there's a huge difference between Chris's neglectful incompetence and literally shoving a baseball bat inside a puppy's asshole because it makes your dick hard.

 

[Professor Iris]

Favorite has to be Liquid Chris.

The least favorite has to be a tie between the Idea Guys and Bella. Both have done irreparable damage to Chris, and said trolling wasn't done for laughs, it was done to make Chris suffer for personal gain. In Bella's case, it could have even resulted in Chris' death too, making her the worst kind of ween.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris. That's been the only constant in the saga.

Worst troll is Bella because it seems like she didn't actually accomplish anything that wouldn't have inevitably happened anyway and she's far worse than Chris in every single way.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I came back to say I take back whoever my least fav troll is, that now goes to Bella, who took things farther than even BlueSpike and the idea guys. Hoping her final moments are as painful as those of the hamster she boiled, if not worse.

Oh and her glowie parents can get fucked too.

 

[Adelusionalfarmer]

Bluespike, bella, liquid chris

 

[Kh0rg0sKhul]

Worst is Bella. I know it sounds newfag, but I don't think even the idea guys would have gone that fucking far. Liquid Chris and Alec Benson Leary are top tier because they not only gave us some great insight into Chris's thought patterns, but they did a great job at getting Chris to throw tantrums. Especially I! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!

 

[RageCageChamp19]

Best: Chris
Worst: Chris
He is the best of trolls, he is the worst of trolls.