Chris court appearance

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

They could choose to do that, but it would also be the biggest fucking disaster if they let a man get away with his raping his own mother, they also don't need a victim to be cooperative since they have Chris admitting to what he did on tape and in text messages. Please rub those two remaining brain cells together before posting in the future.

You don't "need" anything you fucking retard. It just makes their job easier, makes it easier to stick chargers, and easier to pick chris away for longer. Kill yourself.

 

[Soycast Guy]

ending up trapped realising 'no' only makes him temporarily stop and doesn't reset his determination.

Never underestimate a man on a love quest.

 

[Henry Hill]

“And thus, children.. the tale of Chris Chan ended as it began. With chris exiting Barbs pussy. Amen.”

..and that’s the origin of the world annual Chris Chan Love Day.

the alpha and the omega. the sacred and the propane

 

[papaya]

If he put any appendage inside her, even with a condom, there would be DNA evidence. Just lightly scratching somebody's itch results in their DNA under your fingernails. DNA is very hard to completely erase from a crime scene, this isn't Sherlock Holmes times.

Also for the MaYbE BaRb WaNtEd iT crew, please interact with a human with dementia sometime. They don't recognize their own immediate family members, they don't know what their current situation is. Had a friend caring for an elder with dementia, the poor old woman shat herself and was talking about a baby because she thought she was giving birth. There is really no such thing as consent in that kind of scenario.

I can't see any outcome to this except for actual hard time for Chris. He doesn't meet the legal definition for an insanity plea because he shows awareness he knows what he is doing is wrong. In cases of rape/DV/abuse it's actually somewhat common to have the victim not want to pursue charges, but the state moves forwards anyways. If the victim saying "It's nbd I'm fine" was enough then almost no wife beaters would ever face justice because cycles of abuse are such that the abused often want to defend their abuser.

Also. The words "jail" and "prison" are not synonyms. Jail is where you go if (1) You've been charged with crimes, and either don't have bail or can't afford bail, and are awaiting sentencing / (2) You're serving a relatively short sentence of under a year or so and the jail has some room. Prison is where you go after you're sentenced and especially for any kind of felony.

 

[Soycast Guy]

So I know this is just fucking twitter being twitter but how do you unironically defend a rapist? Not only that but the whole “do you misgender hitler” argument is fucking retarded.

 

[AMHOLIO]

For now, I just hope if Null has to show up in court he wears a kiwifarm tie pin like he said. Either that, or have sonichu cuff links if he wears a blazer.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

So I know this is just fucking twitter being twitter but how do you unironically defend a rapist? Not only that but the whole “do you misgender hitler” argument is fucking retarded.

At least Hitler didn't run around insisting he was a pretend gender motivated by fetishism.

 

[Cyclonus]

Do I misgender Hitler?

Yes. Yes I do.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

So I know this is just fucking twitter being twitter but how do you unironically defend a rapist? Not only that but the whole “do you misgender hitler” argument is fucking retarded.

First of all, what you have to realise about twitter is it is an asylum for the demented. Not one where they're locked up, but more a place they seek asylum from reality. They'll cower within its walls, determined to avoid logic. If confronted, they will then:

1) respond with the surface level arguments their woke teachers taught them
2) reply with smilie and emojis of laughing faces
3) insult you, call you words that terrify them: racist / bigot / homophobe
4) dig through your search history to find ANYTHING to use against you
5) report you
6) block you

Nowhere on this list have I mentioned 'consider your argument's merits and ponder the solidity of their own position.;

 

[GypsyBard]

If the Christian jail call is real then it proves exactly what I said.
This will not be the last we hear of Christian if you sent to prison.
We most likely would get regular calls recorded from weens and YouTubers trying to get famous who will post them all over the Internet including here.
Weens and YouTubers will most likely put money on his commissary however most will not openly say they do.
Chris will most likely talk to these people because they will be his only contact with the outside world.
You can buy things in prison like game consoles and food so Chris will most likely get a game console with his commissary along with the usual items like a TV radio and since this is a high profile case in prison is a business in America which does cause a whole host of issues well anyways since it's a high profile case and prison is a business they will not want him to get hurt because if he gets hurt the shareholders will not be happy because it does not show rehabilitation in a good light.
So instead of being cellmates with John the man who can kill you just by staring at you and robbed 17 gas stations he will be put in with Lyle the white collar criminal or Jim the rapist.
So besides what everyone says here most likely if Chris goes to prison he will not really be in danger.

Tldr weens and YouTubers will be in contact with Chris giving us consent updates while Chris lives the prison version of wealthy and is in little to no danger

Basically imagine it as for the next few years Chris has the potential to stay in a very crappy hotel room

 

[Pickle Inspector]

If the Christian jail call is real then it proves exactly what I said.
This will not be the last we hear of Christian if you sent to prison.
We most likely would get regular calls recorded from weens and YouTubers trying to get famous who will post them all over the Internet including here.
Weens and YouTubers will most likely put money on his commissary however most will not openly say they do.
Chris will most likely talk to these people because they will be his only contact with the outside world.
You can buy things in prison like game consoles and food so Chris will most likely get a game console with his commissary along with the usual items like a TV radio and since this is a high profile case in prison is a business in America which does cause a whole host of issues well anyways since it's a high profile case and prison is a business they will not want him to get hurt because if he gets hurt the shareholders will not be happy because it does not show rehabilitation in a good light.
So instead of being cellmates with John the man who can kill you just by staring at you and robbed 17 gas stations he will be put in with Lyle the white collar criminal or Jim the rapist.
So besides what everyone says here most likely if Chris goes to prison he will not really be in danger.

Tldr weens and YouTubers will be in contact with Chris giving us consent updates while Chris lives the prison version of wealthy and is in little to no danger

Basically imagine it as for the next few years Chris has the potential to stay in a very crappy hotel room

I hope with all this new found free time Chris can create new Sonichu comics showing recent events through his demented viewpoint, preferably excluding the part where he has sex with his mother ().

 

[Crux]

So I know this is just fucking twitter being twitter but how do you unironically defend a rapist? Not only that but the whole “do you misgender hitler” argument is fucking retarded.

Those mental midgets would absolve someone raping an entire orphanage if the rapist was a tranny-janny

 

[LemonParty]

Real talk, why didn't his parents just drown him in a bathtub years ago or something and say he tarded out?

I'm very curious about Bob and Barb. We know the monster those two created Chris but I'd like to know more about them. Both parents are mostly if not wholly culpable for Chris' behavior.

Barb obsessively coddled her baby boy for his entire life, demanding to cuddle with Chris even as he developed into a grown man. Her perfect autistic angel could do no wrong and was blameless for all his problems. It was always the world's fault, certainly never Chris'. There wasn't a single excuse he made that Barb didn't completely back.

Bob, undoubtedly cowtowed to his neurotic wife but he's still responsible, neglecting to even remotely attempt to raise Chris into anything other than a blithering baby tart. Bob instilled zero work ethic. There a plenty of tarts in the workforce doing menial tasks to earn some income. Instead Bob sheltered and pampered his along with his wife.

What blows my mind is that both Parents permitted him, and likely encouraged his deviant anticics. Why would they have turned a blind eye to all the sex toys and porn he was having sent to their house as early as the Megan days? Furthermore, what kind of parents would let their child stand awkwardly in public with an "attraction sign"? They knew full well that this tard behavior would ostracize him... maybe that was their goal, to handicap him as much as possible with their munchausen by proxy so he can be a filthy baby forever.

Bob and Bard would have been marvelous lolcows.

 

[Crux]

Bob and Bard would have been marvelous lolcows.

I think only barb could have been lolcow material, never bob. He was too straight laced and would have buried lolcow tendancies (if he even had any) deep deep down. You bottle that shit up

 

[BurningPewter]

^ Have you read Bob and Barb's wiki pages on the Sonichu wiki? Probably all information known about them is on there.

 

[LemonParty]

^ Have you read Bob and Barb's wiki pages on the Sonichu wiki? Probably all information known about them is on there.

I'm quite quite familiar with them yes. I agree with Coal Smithey's description of them being neurotic and malicious.

I'm just saying that I wish we could have followed them more closely to see their interpersonal relationship with Chris.

 

[Forte]

Because this saga has been a long fucking multi-generational slog, I forgot about what Chris was like at the beginning, so I went and watched the documentary series on his early life, up to BlueSpike and shit.

People forget that Chris was awful before anyone was even aware of his existence. He had a super toxic viewpoint on homosexuality and race that existed well before anyone even knew who he was. Do you remember the first few signs and flyers he would post? He wanted WHITE women. Darkies need not apply. He, on his own, remixed the Boondocks "Don't trust them new niggas over there" song into "Don't trust any homos over there", while simultaneously leaving the other racist lines alone. He played children's card games and would throw temper tantrums when he lost. He threatened other contest contestants because they won and he didn't.

Chris was NEVER a good person. Not before trolls got to him, and not after. Whatever Barb and Bob drilled into him fucked him up from a young age, and there was no posibility that he would ever be a sane and productive member of society. Pretending otherwise is retarded.

 

[BurningPewter]

doesn't look to me like there was much of a relationship between Chris and Barb before the senile years beyond her giving him orders

 

[Forte]

doesn't look to me like there was much of a relationship between Chris and Barb before the senile years beyond her giving him orders

Chris stole money from her purse and she cried and threatened to kill herself.

 

[Cowpoleon]

This is a fake image. The real article is here

Justice Department opens civil rights investigation into Phoenix Police Department

The Justice Department opened a "pattern or practice" investigation into the city of Phoenix and its police department, Attorney General Merrick Garland announced Thursday.

www.google.com

don’t be a ween

Oh no. OH NO! CHRIS WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO!?

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