He truly is blind to how he looks isn’t he?
This is why his worst trolls, like @xyrichard, were shit like heroin addicts. They could shoot the pain away.
If a man has greasy unwashed hair, I’m not even giving him a second look, much less the time of day. I’m not talking hair products or “just got out of the gym” sweaty, I’m talking about greasy, oily hair that looks unkempt and/or unwashed.
Why didn't he just use the black and white photo of him on the PAC website? Never mind, this is Russell, we can't expect him to do the smart thing. He obviously looks ugly in that too but at least that photo is in decent definition and doesn't look like the screen is covered in Vaseline. I really do want to see what he thinks he looks like. I mean, we've all taken a bad selfie before but we don't put it as a picture in an article for our PAC!
His continued ability to fail at even the simplest steps never ceases to amaze. I've said it before but he has, like, negative skill at everything. Music, the law, trying to get laid, these are things he cares about enough to make his entire life about them and he's so bad at all of them that literally someone who has never done any of those things before could do better with almost no training.
Not to derail too hard but that new pride flag is starting to look like a deviantart character sheet for someone’s edgy multicolor furry were-lynx OC.
My neck, my back, lick me my penis AND my PAC...
Looks like the umbrella corp logo
There are no victims in sex work because I can only afford one
Considering that he doesn't eat real food and lives in a shitty apartment it's not like he would need one to cook and clean for him. So yeah, a woman's only purpose is to suck him his penis and agree to kiss him during sex in a way that helps with his disability.
Yeah, he's around that. He posted the pic of him standing next to Dennis Hof, and he's significantly shorter than Hof. I looked it up, and Hof was around 5'7". Russ looks to be around 5'3" or 5'4" at the most. Apparently, he's very sensitive about this and claims he's 5'8". Since we're paragons of virtue and respect, we should definitely NOT mention that Russ is really short and hates to be reminded of this fact.
No, she'll do what he tells her to do. That's how relationships work in Russ's mind. The guy is in charge. He'd be an abusive partner if he ever managed to attract a woman to him. Fortunately, he wears what he is on his sleeve, so no one's going to fall for him. I can see some low-level con artist addict hooker stringing him along for cigarettes and maybe some quick cash, but he doesn't have anything worth taking most of the time, so the gold diggers are gonna pass on him.
Don't forget, she's not allowed to have any sort of interests or hobbies that may ruin her attractiveness. No pets unless they're Russell approved and, again, don't detract from her appearance.
Don't forget, she's not allowed to have any sort of interests or hobbies that may ruin her attractiveness. No pets unless they're Russell approved and, again, don't detract from her appearance.
The thing with Squirrel Girl sticks out in my mind. Who the fuck does he think he is? I believe he has so little control over his life he tries to tell other people (esp, women) what they can and can't do. And the worst part is he has no idea he's way out of line.
