Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Vi0l3t]

What's wrong Kevin? Things with Lorena going tits up?

Spoiler: Waaaaaaaaa

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>it seems my actual followers have been very supportive

Bitch it's only us laughing at your retarded fashion choices! that comments section is more barren than Lorena's tits.

Busy doing what exactly? He has no job right?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

BUSINESS AS USUAL: It seems that Lori's "Monstergirl" OnlyFans isn't doing so well (big surprise) and she's seeking more subs for her "spicy" pedobait content. As other farmers have wondered, is Kevin currently employed? He worked a minimum wage job at a hardware store a while back but doesn't appear to be too busy these days.

Lori's two recent OF posts with no hearts or comments.


"If I could get more simps that would be me. Sub a dub dub!!!!!!!! You know the way." - Lori

[Picture: "My executive level, bread winning wife. / "Me showing her the Lego STAR of CA Wars playset I want."]

 

[am babby uwu]

"bread winning" These two are a few crumbs short of a loaf...

 

[behindyourightnow]

Hmm, looking at that image with Cate Blanchett, maybe Lori's still lurking this thread and is considering my suggestion that she pivots to femdom. Go for it, Lori!! If nothing else at least there will be slightly less weird pedobait in the world.

 

[drain]

You would think that anyone with two brain cells to rub together would've taken the hint at this point after their last pictures got literally ZERO likes. Like in, ''well, maybe im not hot shit as i thought and people aren't paying attention to me at all so i should pick my things up and head home because this party is over''.

Instead of showing a small little fleck of dignity and self-preservation, she doubles down on the cringe and keeps begging. Unreal.

Lorena, begging men to send you money like this is so fucking embarrassing and sad that I almost feel pity. Almost. And you know you're reaching the bottom fast when a random person like me is about to show pity towards you. Like, damn, you really have no dignity, shame and sense of self respect at all.

 

[nekrataal]

I can't do this anymore.
Learn fashion or die, retards.
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Kevin’s fashion sense is incorrigible at this point. He dresses like the retards you see in those chinese webshops that sell “urban ninja gear” that are advertising on facebook about going out of business to get you to shop with them.

 

[Balthier]

You would think that anyone with two brain cells to rub together would've taken the hint at this point after their last pictures got literally ZERO likes. Like in, ''well, maybe im not hot shit as i thought and people aren't paying attention to me at all so i should pick my things up and head home because this party is over''.

Instead of showing a small little fleck of dignity and self-preservation, she doubles down on the cringe and keeps begging. Unreal.

Lorena, begging men to send you money like this is so fucking embarrassing and sad that I almost feel pity. Almost. And you know you're reaching the bottom fast when a random person like me is about to show pity towards you. Like, damn, you really have no dignity, shame and sense of self respect at all.

It's so weird to see them try to dunk on the haters by talking about how successful and desirable they are, then turn around and spam Reddit and Instagram with pleas for subs to her ~spicy~. The fact that she gets zero likes or interactions on her OF posts is funny. You would think that a sub or two would at least throw a heart on the post as they casually scroll through. They can't even be bothered to do that. Just guessing with little information to go on but I suspect she'll occasionally pick up a new sub or two when they stumble across her. They likely think she actually looks like her pictures (lol) and assume there'll be content worth paying for, scroll through only to see that they all look exactly the same and then unsub. Her Instagram is free so that's enough to keep people around there at least.

She has a small handful of poses, the exact same filter and the exact same color palette for basically every picture. This is just personal opinion but I also think she lacks any real sexual appeal/x factor. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all. And they really look like forced expressions that her autistic weeaboo ass is copying straight from hentai (or Belle Delphine, who does it better). It never looks or feels genuine, just seems like someone trying to imitate something unnatural for her. Rate me with thunks but I really think she was just that socially inept girl throughout school who developed a big fish, little pond mentality because of her cosplay/LJ "fame". Despite the fact that she had a lot of relationships/fucked around, I think she's clueless about how to appear naturally sexy in any of her content. She's a stunted weirdo who feels entitled to attention/money from randos online.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

R.I.P. SHIRO: Lori and Kevin's pet ferret Shiro died yesterday after a battle with cancer. I hope sweet little Shiro's passing was peaceful and painless.

"Everything means nothing without you. My baby girl is gone. She beat cancer for months and gave us so much extra time. I love you forever Shiro. You're the softest animal I ever felt." - Kevin


"August 8th. RIP Shiro. You made it, we tried to spoil you as much as we possibly could <3 I'm sorry we can't follow on your new adventure. I'm having a really hard time rn..." - Kevin


"My sweet girl passed away peacefully in my arms yesterday. You won't have to be angry at medicine time any more baby. I know people like to make fun of my heart condition / chest deformity, but Shiro fit so perfectly in it. I was made like that for her." - Lori


Lori's Drawing

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LORI WANTS MONEY: Lori is currently using Shiro's death as a reason to e-beg for money.

"Share my spicy link if you want to be helpful in this crappy time. Tell your homies. Links in bio." - Lori

Lori added her Kofi link for donations on her Linktree.


Lori's Kofi Profile


"Sub a dub dub. Link in comments ~ I really appreciate my loyal homies that spread the word about my nonsense, you sweet potatoes are the best ❤." - Lori

 

[One Trick Pony]

R.I.P. SHIRO: Lori and Kevin's pet ferret Shiro died yesterday after a battle with cancer. I hope sweet little Shiro's passing was peaceful and painless.

"Everything means nothing without you. My baby girl is gone. She beat cancer for months and gave us so much extra time. I love you forever Shiro. You're the softest animal I ever felt." - Kevin
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"August 8th. RIP Shiro. You made it, we tried to spoil you as much as we possibly could <3 I'm sorry we can't follow on your new adventure. I'm having a really hard time rn..." - Kevin
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"My sweet girl passed away peacefully in my arms yesterday. You won't have to be angry at medicine time any more baby. I know people like to make fun of my heart condition / chest deformity, but Shiro fit so perfectly in it. I was made like that for her." - Lori
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Lori's Drawing
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"Share my spicy link if you want to be helpful in this crappy time. Tell your homies. Links in bio." - Lori
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Lori added her Kofi link for donations on her Linktree.
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Lori's Kofi Profile
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Donations for what? Funeral? I'm not trying to sound cold here but what? "Please donate because my Feret passed away. I'll send you sexy videos and pictures" Like that shit sounds weird. How can anyone request anything like that & the pet owner create lewd content because their pet died? I don't know how that would put anyone in that kind of mood. Also, I call BS these 2 killed the Feret. There's no cancer.

 

[moleman4ever]

my precious pet died and im devastated and sad and don’t know how i will carry on!!! also, please pity sub to my pedo bait

i feel relieved one ferret has been spiritually emancipated from the clutches of lorena’s crypt keeper hands… here’s hoping the others aren’t suffering even moreso without their comrade..

 

[The Husbando Collector]

R.I.P. SHIRO: Lori and Kevin's pet ferret Shiro died yesterday after a battle with cancer. I hope sweet little Shiro's passing was peaceful and painless.

"Everything means nothing without you. My baby girl is gone. She beat cancer for months and gave us so much extra time. I love you forever Shiro. You're the softest animal I ever felt." - Kevin
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"August 8th. RIP Shiro. You made it, we tried to spoil you as much as we possibly could <3 I'm sorry we can't follow on your new adventure. I'm having a really hard time rn..." - Kevin
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"My sweet girl passed away peacefully in my arms yesterday. You won't have to be angry at medicine time any more baby. I know people like to make fun of my heart condition / chest deformity, but Shiro fit so perfectly in it. I was made like that for her." - Lori
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Lori's Drawing
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LORI WANTS MONEY: Lori is currently using Shiro's death as a reason to e-beg for money.

"Share my spicy link if you want to be helpful in this crappy time. Tell your homies. Links in bio." - Lori
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Lori added her Kofi link for donations on her Linktree.
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Lori's Kofi Profile
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"Sub a dub dub. Link in comments ~ I really appreciate my loyal homies that spread the word about my nonsense, you sweet potatoes are the best ❤." - Lori
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You know Lori, this could have been prevented if YOU SPENT THE E BEGGING MONEY ON MEDICINE INSTEAD OF BUYING SHITTY E GIRL CLOTHES YOU HEARTLESS CUNT. That ferret died because of your selfishness and you have the fucking gall to now beg for money because of that poor thing's death by your negligence to waste on more Chinese sweatshop shit.

Rate me MOTI but this fucking boils my blood that this withered hag has the nerve to pull this shit off. I hope you, abuela, don't see a dime from this and you continue to get poorer and poorer until you're left having to suck dick in your Utah ghetto just to barely get by.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Wow I don’t like that I saw the death of the ferret coming. 0/10 laughs and would much rather have been wrong.

I mean it is a rodent so they are prone to cancer and do have shorter lifespans, but the timing just seems convenient. I don’t think she intentionally killed that ferret but neglect is still a thing, and so is medical neglect.

Either way fuck her for using the death of a pet to try to gain coomers, she’s alienated all the girls who actually would sub for pity and I don’t think dead ferrets are very sexy to the average Lori simp.

No one wants to see shitty low quality/effort spaz pictures just because of a dead ferret.

Kinda curious if she’ll end up getting it cremated, but of course that’s precious money that could be spent on bullshit.
It’s about $150 to cremate a rat and get it back in a wooden box, probably would be similar to cost of a ferret.

And they rent afaik so it’s not like they can take ferret to the backyard and bury them under the old oak tree.

I’m sure we’ll know if she got them cremated though, because of course that’s more pity and a ready made (shameless) excuse to e-beg.

 

[moleman4ever]

Wow I don’t like that I saw the death of the ferret coming. 0/10 laughs and would much rather have been wrong.

I mean it is a rodent so they are prone to cancer and do have shorter lifespans, but the timing just seems convenient. I don’t think she intentionally killed that ferret but neglect is still a thing, and so is medical neglect.

Either way fuck her for using the death of a pet to try to gain coomers, she’s alienated all the girls who actually would sub for pity and I don’t think dead ferrets are very sexy to the average Lori simp.

No one wants to see shitty low quality/effort spaz pictures just because of a dead ferret.

Kinda curious if she’ll end up getting it cremated, but of course that’s precious money that could be spent on bullshit.
It’s about $150 to cremate a rat and get it back in a wooden box, probably would be similar to cost of a ferret.

And they rent afaik so it’s not like they can take ferret to the backyard and bury them under the old oak tree.

I’m sure we’ll know if she got them cremated though, because of course that’s more pity and a ready made (shameless) excuse to e-beg.

i’m sure with them reading here we’re likely to see some sort of “shrine” to prove we’re just haters kicking lori while she’s down (is it even considered to be down if you’ve always been that much of a lowlife?)

but wow, what a thrilling push for new subs. again, the least amount of effort possible to try and “get that bag”… way to be a girlboss, lori!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Look on the bright side, it's free from Lori Pig.

RIP Shiro.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

R.I.P Shiro, you will be missed. Damn there's just been a entire body count of animals on the farms these past few days huh?

Anyways, I'm throwing it into the ring that Lori killed her ferret via medical neglect. She's made plenty of posts where they came off as "aw baby Shiro isn't doing very well gotta take care of em" for months now.
In said months she could've stopped buying shit like her fake gucci and flexing on us with "buy me pedo toys and cow bikini's~!" to take her ferret to the vet.

Hell, I'd blame Kevin too. If he has all this money for shitty Chinese sweat shop clothes, he also has money to pay for the vet and medical bills. They've had PLENTY of time to act to take care of Shiro but they chose not to in exchange for shitty ugly clothes that clearly nobody likes.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

R.I.P. SHIRO: Lori and Kevin's pet ferret Shiro died yesterday after a battle with cancer. I hope sweet little Shiro's passing was peaceful and painless.

"Everything means nothing without you. My baby girl is gone. She beat cancer for months and gave us so much extra time. I love you forever Shiro. You're the softest animal I ever felt." - Kevin
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"August 8th. RIP Shiro. You made it, we tried to spoil you as much as we possibly could <3 I'm sorry we can't follow on your new adventure. I'm having a really hard time rn..." - Kevin
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"My sweet girl passed away peacefully in my arms yesterday. You won't have to be angry at medicine time any more baby. I know people like to make fun of my heart condition / chest deformity, but Shiro fit so perfectly in it. I was made like that for her." - Lori
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Lori's Drawing
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LORI WANTS MONEY: Lori is currently using Shiro's death as a reason to e-beg for money.

"Share my spicy link if you want to be helpful in this crappy time. Tell your homies. Links in bio." - Lori
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Lori added her Kofi link for donations on her Linktree.
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Lori's Kofi Profile
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"Sub a dub dub. Link in comments ~ I really appreciate my loyal homies that spread the word about my nonsense, you sweet potatoes are the best ❤." - Lori
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Her pretending her caved-in chest is a "heart condition" is entirely new, right? New lie alert lol

 

[Snack Cracker]

Her pretending her caved-in chest is a "heart condition" is entirely new, right? New lie alert lol

LOL I mean she’s kind of right? With the pectus hole thing if it’s bad enough it can affect the heart, but this is the very first time she’s spoken of it that way.

Chest hole /= heart condition.

 

[Blanche]

LOL I mean she’s kind of right? With the pectus hole thing if it’s bad enough it can affect the heart, but this is the very first time she’s spoken of it that way.

Chest hole /= heart condition.

Disagree, mainly because her heart issues / pain are caused by her chest wall. If she got the chest (NOT HEART) operated on, her problem is solved. Her heart is just a side effect of the main problem, and shes scrounging for sympathy subs.

 

[Cyber Goose]

If the poor ferret was dying of cancer and doing so poorly she should have spent the money to end it's suffering instead of buying fake LV.

Ferrets can linger in agony a long time. She's a cunt for letting it happen. MOTI me if you have to.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Her pretending her caved-in chest is a "heart condition" is entirely new, right? New lie alert lol

Her caved-in chest? Oh, but I though it was her cleavage.

Which is it Lorena dear, hmm?