The Lack of Hygiene of Bella Janke - The Fungal Jungle of Texas Tech

[Pringles Can]

I wonder who smells worse, Chris or Bella? He has an entourage of flies around his person at all times and she’s got a mycological forest growing on her body

Is this even a contest? Bella won the prize, ran around town with it, and is not gonna stop until she is number 1 world wide.

 

[Cum Laudely]

Early on vaginal boogers/discharge was also mentioned on reddit I believe. Around the roast me post possibly. Seems like another bullet point though.

So she doesn't squirt but secretes? AHHHHHH IM SECRETING

 

[Genetically Modified Fuck]

AHHHH

FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT

I know I came to the thread with this title....but, I just, I wasn't ready.

 

[Mr_Sam_Bones]

I want to seduce Janke, lovingly scrub her down in an actual bath with actual hygiene products, take out her infected nails and gently bandage her feet and hands, then teach her how to brush her teeth and drive her to a dentist to get all her root canals sorted out. Then, I'd help her deep clean her house, buy her new bedsheets and pillow cases, lay her down to bed, and suffocate her with a pillow

 

[AnAirThatKills]

AHHHH

FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT

I know I came to the thread with this title....but, I just, I wasn't ready.

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[ForgedBlades]

This actually makes me physically ill when I look at it. I've seen lots of gross medical shit online and this tops them in all in turning my stomach, I'm not joking.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Fun fact: Janke ate food over where she stored cat shit (open air little box.)

It was under her computer desk, and considering how she is terminally online... it means she sits there all day.

And worse, the box would be where you would expect to comfortably put your feet.

So that's the source of the toe funk.

 

[valid trans cutie]

Remember everyone: volcel if u wouldn't

 

[Mans Holeman]

If it's both a yeast and fungal infection then I like to imagine a dramatic civil war is being waged on the cellular level beneath each discolored nail.

 

[cluelessly]

Never thought I'd come across an individual more viscerally repulsive than Nick Bate, jfc.

The fuck is wrong with her parents? If I was Michael I'd "Take Control" and throw her into a fucking bath. Did this just start when she went away for college?

EDIT: Also if the repressed tranny shit is true, I'm pretty sure it's just because her transition goal is Beetlejuice.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Maybe she, like the person she "trolled", has an issue with incontinence?

when you piss everywhere and smell like shit to troll people wherever you go

How long until one of this chick's limbs gets so badly infected she has to get amputated?

 

[There'll be another time]

Correct me on this, but wasn't there a picture from the Kelly Osborn twitter where she'd shit in a ziplock bag, mixed it with oatmeal and lying beside it was a shit-encrusted dildo, titled something like "I've been messy today"?

 

[GooglePuppet]

Knew a guy that got an ingrown toenail removed.
I can remember when he showed us what his toe looked like with no nail.

That meaty color/texture, is the same thing I'm seeing around the edges of her toe nails.
The flesh surrounding the nails is also curled up and gray. I think it might be dead.
Essentially, she could probably peel her toe nails off easily rn.

 

[Doggo]

Things come in threes, it seems. I thought Chris was disgusting. Then it was Nick Bate. Now this.

On the plus side, nothing has ever given me the desire to clean the house as much as all this has. I think I might have a second shower today but with battery acid instead of actual toiletries.

 

[deso2y]

I've just realised that portobella might be the first shrigma female I've ever seen on the internet (and hopefully the last).

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

If it's both a yeast and fungal infection then I like to imagine a dramatic civil war is being waged on the cellular level beneath each discolored nail.

We'll make it an anime!


V/O: "But there was already an anime about that"

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Could it be that Miss Janke herself is a fungus?

RE7 for real, I'm telling you!!

Spoiler: Game's old but whatever

You think Quentin Tarantino would be willing to direct that?

Tarantino has foot standards.

 

[TayandYou]

Spoiler: Booba (non bella)

Does she have this too?

 

[Caesar]

Spoiler: Booba (non bella)

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Does she have this too?

this is what happens when you're so insecure about your chest size you don't take off your padded bra for months at a time

 

[🌐🌐🌐]

How do you even get your foot to grow something like that? I've seen hobos on the street sleeping rough who didn't have anything close to this kind of gross shit on them, and clearly they have less access to hygiene than Princess Fiona over here.