The Lack of Hygiene of Bella Janke - The Fungal Jungle of Texas Tech

[Pukebucket]

Spoiler: Graphic Discussion of Vaginal Hygiene

I keep seeing users go "an unwashed vagoo results in cunt boogers" and want to say that this probably isn't what's going on. Women should still wash the femmesmeg away from the labia because it's fucking disgusting, but overdoing internal douching (once in a while is fine) can actually lead to more yeast infections over time, not less, because it fucks up the natural PH value of the vagina that's evolved to deal with shit like minor bacteria, internal tearing, and other microscopic organic debris such a skin cells and pubes. The pussy literally pushes out coagulated, decaying blood and meat every three weeks or so after all; if it didn't have some kind of self-cleaning bacteria in there already humanity would've died from septic shock long ago.

Being a little bit unhygenic is not going to give someone green cunt oogies, is where I'm going with this.

At a guess the real reason for her vaginal boogers is because she's jerking off to gore porn with her fungus and cat shit encrusted fingers and has given herself such a monsterous yeast infection that she could open her own bakery, not helped by the fact she shits her pants and is about as clean as a Louisiana swamp.

Edit:

I'm curious as to why she deteriorated. As another user mentioned, she used to be obsessed with keeping her room clean. In older pictures, she had cleaning materials and no fungi on her fingernails and no bleeding. The scurvy could be from no one cooking for her so she goes out and buys unnutritious food. But the hygiene is something else.

Since we have testimony from other people that Bella is not lying about being grotesque, my suspicion is that either,

1) She was lying about her obsession with cleanliness, or
2) While living with her father, he forced her to maintain her hygiene.

Given everything else, I am inclined to believe that 2 is the probable answer, and that Bella's hygiene only became what it is when she was no longer under her father's direct control. There is nothing about his girl that screams other than severe, long-term sexual abuse. This just does not happen after a single incident.

I suspect number 2 as well. Her dad is ex-navy and a lot of miitary parents have got some major OCD stemming from their time in service. When you're expected to iron your clothes and polish your shoes in downtime it becomes second nature and can lead to a lot of contrition between them and their children who, being kids, naturally don't want to fuck around and spend half their day cleaning their house and themselves.

Sauce: Knew a very strict ex-military couple years ago who went to visit their kids in college and lamented about how unclean and disgusting their kid's living spaces were and how could they've failed when they tried so hard to instill cleanliness in them. Showed me photos and it was your typical college dorm room; couple empty cans of monster on the desk and balled up socks in the corner but hardly anything I would consider untidy let alone disgusting.

I could easily see how a spoiled brat with too many hours on 4chan and a shart fetish would take being free from parental scrutiny for the first time in her life and warp minor untidiness into a concentrated biohazard.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Bella is deadass those "Pretty Princess Points" wojaks incarnate.

 

[TTU Chess Club]

She's too internet addicted to even take a shower. She's definitely not painting her fucking toes.

The picture of her toes was literally accompanied by the comment, "Now you see why I paint my toes!". She did it to hide the green shit.

Still, that doesn't mean the red/orange shit isn't blood. You can even see what looks like dried blood on the skin of some of her toes.

 

[lurk_moar]

This reminds me, kiwifarms, I have to put on my workout clothes, lift weights, shower, change my sheets, and brush my teeth.

I haven't worked out yet today, and I feel gross already. I always take a shower everyday. I do not understand why Bella is so gross. Brush your dang teeth. That plague on your filthy ass teeth is bacteria. Those bacteria can cause heart disease. Your nasty unbrushed mouth could lead to a dental abscess which would lead to a $100K hospital bill for sepsis and in very worst-case scenarios death. TL;DR: Not taking care of your dental hygiene could kill you, and I am not joking.

I love taking a shower. It makes me feel refreshed and energized.

 

[Pukebucket]

Bella has Toxic Lady vibes.

Hey now, that's mean. Toxic Lady wasn't a biohazard on purpose.

She's more like a proto-blowfly girl.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

Would it surprise you if she thought orange fanta had vitamin C in it though?

Nah dude the vitamin C is in the cum that's why it's called C.

 

[Cum Laudely]

I gotta congratulate her on one thing. She's really tearing down the patriarchy and proving that women can stink too. It isn't just fat neckbeards that lack hygiene and live in filth. She's a true believer in equality.

Washed up on the stagnant tidal expanse of Bella's rancid cooze, begging to be deposited in boiling water along with the hamster.

They must be regretting that 3 million-year-old decision to evolve from gorilla lice.

She probably would enjoy the crabs if anyone would get near her to infect her. She would probably pick them and eat them like a Monkey. Probably would be the only grooming she ever does.

 

[sweetstone]

I still have to hold back throwing up every time I remember that she picks her toenails off and glues them back on. That's some body horror shit.

 

[Internet Explorer]

I still have to hold back throwing up every time I remember that she picks her toenails off and glues them back on. That's some body horror shit.

Reading that made me think of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly:

 

[sweetstone]

Reading that made me think of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly:


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Fuck why did you need to post the gif. That's exactly what I thought of, too.

 

[Red Mask]

Internet: I will never be able to say that I’ve seen it all. Thank you and fuck you, Kiwi Farms.

 

[Internet Explorer]

Fuck why did you need to post the gif. That's exactly what I thought of, too.

Extra context for philistines lurking. Also, because I'm a cunt.

 

[BonerMan]

women can stink too.

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[Weeb Slinger]

Is Bella a spore colony grown from Hitler's fungal toenail?

The damning evidence:

1. Bella claims that her family have connections to the Nazis. What if this connection is more literal than we imagined?
2. Bella appears to possess a foot fetish, possibly because she was grown from part of one of the most evil feet ever to have paraded through the streets of Berlin.
3. Like the Nazis, Bella is a keen advocate of euthanising the mentally retarded in the form of their figurehead and living saint - Christian Weston Chandler.
4. Bella may be soiling herself in order to provide a source nitrogen that will stimulate the further growth of her fungal form.

Questions:

Q - Why would anyone grow a fungal woman from Hitler's toenail? Isn't this kind of thing explicitly forbidden by the UN?
A - To make Nazism go airborne, of course. The terms of the UN are a joke to these people.

Q - If Bella really was grown from Hitler's fungal toenail, then why is the nail continually detaching itself from her?
A - I am not a fungus expert, but it is possible that Hitler's toenail realises that Bella has gone too far, regrets it's association with her and is now attempting to distance itself from her recent actions.

 

[Reef-Raze]

Even Chris, who discloses everything and would surely have told us otherwise, has never had hygiene so bad that it causes legitimately concerning health problems.

 

[Fagstein senior]

bella janke aka the t of rotting shit sloshing around my pants

Could be TMI. But my friend's brother had zero hygiene and I mean literally zero. He had a small studio apartment bought via his parents. NEET all day and had so many disabilities it'd max out the twitter bio. His smell was bad, but you had to be at 6 foot away or so to be able to smell him. Keep in mind this retard did not wipe his ass, showered like maybe once every 10-15 days if at that. And wears the same clothing since he never ventures outside. His room fermented so much with the smell, to the point where MOLDING happened in a couple year old condo.


The fact that Bella can be smelt by people at a distance, means somehow she is worse than he is. And that scares me on so many levels, I haven't thought of until now.

 

[CaesarCzech]

Even Chris, who discloses everything and would surely have told us otherwise, has never had hygiene so bad that it causes legitimately concerning health problems.

Like Chris is bad with hygiene Bella Fetishes filth to the level she is smelling like Nurgle with none of the likeability.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

She looks like she has five layers of dust on her face.

 

[Valhalla]

Not sure if this was mentioned, but that "blood" around her toes looks like bright orange (crusted off) nail polish that she used to hide her fungifeet.

Edit: Looking closer at her pinky toe... It's hard to tell. Could be blood. It looks like she recently tried to remove nail polish though, in that photo.

I agree. Super popular opinion guys I know. She just chose a nail polish that’s bloody looking. Real blood doesn’t look like that. You can see the paint has stained her big toes skin and if people zoomed in closer you’d be able to tell that, it is nail polish.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

She looks like she has five layers of dust on her face.

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