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God, I really fucking wish shoe was born in a third world country so she could shut the fuck up for once and stop making women look bad. Bitch can't even cook, yet alone clean her room. What the fuck does she mean by "we could've been cooking 100 years ago!!", yeah, sorry that YOU wasted YOUR years in highschool slacking off and couldn't go to college (and never had a job) and live in your parent's house. Sorry that your sister is in college and is doing much better than you. Nobody is saying you can't be a housewife. It's just that she wants to be pampered for her electra complex. I don't know why she want's special attention so bad; because I don't think actual traditional women would be pandering to men online like this. Fucking hell.
She acts like a traditional marriage is an unobtainable make believe world like it’s fuckin cosplay or something. Heehee! Real life isn’t a place! Must show pussy and tradness to internet to obtain boyfriend/daddy/husbandu!
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Bitch you are THIRTY. You’re an embarrassment acting like this, your parents need to kick you out before you are a terminal spinster NEET
 
Tradition as it exists in internet discourse is treated like a lifestyle, which is another word for kink, so June isn’t wrong. She’s just saying the quiet part out loud when she sees the ten millionth iteration of Wojill or an trad aesthetics account. It is just a habit of consumption rather than a tangible reality with its own limits and exceptions.
 
your parents need to kick you out before you are a terminal spinster NEET
Too late. Not that someone in her position couldn't change, it's just that she's got the inertia of a freight train. She hasn't even seemed to take basic steps to prepare herself for living without them when they likely die before her.
 
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The problem isn't that Shoe lives alone or not. She's gonna have the same behaviours she has now if she lives alone, only that she's gonna adapt herself to do more stuff on her own.

In fact, living with her parents now is what keeps her from whoring around to whoever man who says she can call him "daddy".

Nothing in June's life is gonna change until she accepts she is 30 and acts accordingly. She needs to drop the "uwu, I'm a smol young girl, tee hee" act. I mentioned before that the first step is to stop dressing like a Japanese schoolgirl and dress like a WOMAN her age. Stop wearing those stupid wigs too and get an actual professional haircut that can hide whatever problem you have there as well. She's not remotely the first woman with hair issues.

Until she even acknowledges these problems, she's always gonna keep acting like a child who needs to be protected and she will drag that problem even if she lives on her own.
 
The problem isn't that Shoe lives alone or not. She's gonna have the same behaviours she has now if she lives alone, only that she's gonna adapt herself to do more stuff on her own.

In fact, living with her parents now is what keeps her from whoring around to whoever man who says she can call him "daddy".

Nothing in June's life is gonna change until she accepts she is 30 and acts accordingly. She needs to drop the "uwu, I'm a smol young girl, tee hee" act. I mentioned before that the first step is to stop dressing like a Japanese schoolgirl and dress like a WOMAN her age. Stop wearing those stupid wigs too and get an actual professional haircut that can hide whatever problem you have there as well. She's not remotely the first woman with hair issues.

Until she even acknowledges these problems, she's always gonna keep acting like a child who needs to be protected and she will drag that problem even if she lives on her own.
Uh...I am an ignorant male, unwise to ways of womankind and all, but if a chick is bald how does a haircut help her?
 
She claims to be bald and we all know she lies often.
Okay but are you doubting the trichotillomania? Because if she constantly pulls her own hair out I dont know that a haircut would be a permanent solution. That's probably why she buys so many wigs, she probably tears them up too.
 
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Okay but are you doubting the trichotillomania? Because if she constantly pulls her own hair out I dont know that a haircut would be a permanent solution. That's probably why she buys so many wigs, she probably tears them up too.
I am doubting her tricho-- because there is as much proof of it as we have of Zinnia Jones going to College. None.

What it's more likely, to me, is that she has either very thin hair or some minor baldness that can in fact be hidden with a very specific haircut, as many other women in the world do.

She likes wearing those wigs because they make her look youthful. Everything about her, her clothes, her way of speaking, her wig, all of it belong to a woman who's about ten years younger than she is. There are wigs and haircuts more proper for someone who's 30 and she won't ever wear that.

This is her more recent video:
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30 years old women:
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Japanese streetwear for girls.
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Which looks more like the "aesthetic" Shoe's trying to copy?
 
Who is the other person (cop and "Optics" sign holder) in the video?
Is that her mom? Is she seriously so dysfunctional/unlikable that she's making funny YouTube videos with her mommy like a girl 1/10th her age?
I'm pretty sure it's one of her commie friends

This is her more recent video:
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Japanese streetwear for girls.
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Which looks more like the "aesthetic" Shoe's trying to copy?
uuh neither?
 
OK, here's another thing about June that I wanted to point out after watching/listening to Null's stream and I apologize if this has already been covered, it's an instance of a "bugged timeline" like DSP.

On conservative estimates, June entered "middle school" (6th grade) in the fall of 2002; if she started school a year late (it's always weird with summer birthdays) or "middle school" was 7th grade, that's fall of 2004. However, in her early years, she talked about Tamagotchi and talked about running a "Tamagotchi babysitting service" at some point; however, by that time, Tamagotchis had been passé for years, coming out in 1997 and largely into hibernation by 2000. So for her to still be kicking one around in 2000-2001 would already be weird.

Pokémon is more realistic for that timeframe, but it seems a bit weird that she would even have even have female friends into that. Maybe they existed, but as someone living in that same era with an age fairly close to Sh0e's, I don't remember any girls into Pokémon.
 
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OK, here's another thing about June that I wanted to point out after watching/listening to Null's stream and I apologize if this has already been covered, it's an instance of a "bugged timeline" like DSP.

On conservative estimates, June entered "middle school" (6th grade) in the fall of 2002; if she started school a year late (it's always weird with summer birthdays) or "middle school" was 7th grade, that's fall of 2004. However, in her early years, she talked about Tamagotchi and talked about running a "Tamagotchi babysitting service" at some point; however, by that time, Tamagotchis had been passé for years, coming out in 1997 and largely into hibernation by 2000. So for her to still be kicking one around in 2000-2001 would already be weird.

Pokémon is more realistic for that timeframe, but it seems a bit weird that she would even have even have female friends into that. Maybe they existed, but as someone living in that same era with an age fairly close to Sh0e's, I don't remember any girls into Pokémon.
Shoe was born in 1991, right? I know enough about Tamagotchis to know that there were definitely 6 year olds playing with them. Is it inconceivable that a 6, 7, or 8 year old Shoe0nhead ran a Tamagotchi babysitting service? Is there a reason she had to have been in middle school to do that?
 
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Nothing in June's life is gonna change until she accepts she is 30 and acts accordingly. She needs to drop the "uwu, I'm a smol young girl, tee hee" act. I mentioned before that the first step is to stop dressing like a Japanese schoolgirl and dress like a WOMAN her age. Stop wearing those stupid wigs too and get an actual professional haircut that can hide whatever problem you have there as well. She's not remotely the first woman with hair issues.

Her video from two days ago has around 400,000 views so far and it's not uncommon for her to go over a million. Calculating revenue from views is insanely difficult because Google runs them through its magic KeepItOurselvesInator Machine but a profits calculator online tells me that's making her a few grand to ten grand a month. I don't know if she'd get the same earnings if she was sitting there in a cardigan and tea-cosy hat knitting. Also, if she does get a boyfriend, the last thing she should do is announce it online.

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Unpopular opinion: I don't think she would earn more money nor meet more guys by ditching the YouTube to, I don't know, mop floors or whatever it is people think she should be doing.
 
Her video from two days ago has around 400,000 views so far and it's not uncommon for her to go over a million. Calculating revenue from views is insanely difficult because Google runs them through its magic KeepItOurselvesInator Machine but a profits calculator online tells me that's making her a few grand to ten grand a month. I don't know if she'd get the same earnings if she was sitting there in a cardigan and tea-cosy hat knitting. Also, if she does get a boyfriend, the last thing she should do is announce it online.

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Unpopular opinion: I don't think she would earn more money nor meet more guys by ditching the YouTube to, I don't know, mop floors or whatever it is people think she should be doing.
You’re 100% correct, it would just be more dignified. She could probably get a better job than what you described too. She’s financially acting rationally for sure.
 
Moving aside from the Daily Wig Hour, Greg's been apparently just uploading old, unlisted videos from his Skeptic to the less known channel that used to be for movie reviews with him and Shoe, and then was used for more "Extended" editions of his cryptid videos, or comment response videos, according to his twitter. I was wondering why he was blasting an upload once a day. I've no idea why these videos were unlisted in the first place, or why he's uploading them now on a different channel. Most of them are just 1-2 minute puppet shows.

In actual news, since no one has mentioned it, it's Greg's 37th birthday today, August 11th.

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Happy birthday, Greg. Hopefully you stop being such a fucking disaster of a boyfriend/fiance/husband to someone.

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