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that weird upper throat, open mouthed singer from that one song “dance for me or dance monkeys” by the tones or s9meshit. hearing that fat bitch try to write off squeaky closing tones like she’s a jonás brothers cover singer makes mequestion if people actually like her voice for her voice or because it’s a shiny, new, unique singing style that wears on my ears like sandpaper.
 
the only thing worse than that song is the movie that accompanied it
I remember that even the others in my old church youth group found the movie to be way too hostile towards non-christians. Dunno how my youth pastor thought it was a good idea to show us that. Movie sucked and I'm convinced the movie series only exists for David White and Michael Scott to stroke their own egos.
 
Lollipop by Framing Hanley. I will never listen to alternative radio again, it is almost all shit.
 
My mom used to listen to this a lot when I was a kid and I never liked it or really any Janis song.
I might be wrong but I think the love Janis receives is that she had a unique voice, while everyone credits her as a good singer. Unique is one thing but she sounds like a homeless drug addict singing. I would rather have Aretha Franklin and she's also highly overrated in my book.

Lollipop by Framing Han
Man, it's bizarre how popular Lil Wayne was. If these rock bands want to cover rap songs why not cover someone cool like Biggie?

Okay guys unpopular opinion. Of all the songs I could dislike the most I dislike Israel Kamakawiwoʻole's Somewhere over the Rainbow. If there's ever undeserved song that is over praised it's this one!
 
Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks.


I don't know where you were in 2012/2013 but even if you don't recognise the song title, you probably know it. In my neck of the woods (and according to Wikipedia, most of the world) you could not get away from this piece of fuckery.

The main riff is catchy but twee. Oh so twee. When it is sung in the first line of the chorus, it is okay. When it is played on the accordian, the general repetitiveness of a riff that really just isn't that great renders it intolerable.

In the middle of the riff is this group of people shouting "hey!" in the middle. This is about the time that group choruses were threatening to become a thing in music for a solid half decade.

Now, I love a good old fashioned group song. What shall we do with a drunken sailor, that kind of thing, brings people together as you're singing it half drunk in the early hours of the morning. This trend is not that. This trend was about hollowly trying to emulate the feeling of people being brought together. An artificial manufacturing of a real group camaraderie and spirit. The "hey!" in this song foreshadows that. Even with one word, they're trying to bring that in. I could sense it and I hated it.

Then there are the words.

Don't listen to a word I say (hey!) The screams all sound the same.
Great in a metal song. In this piece of indie-pop hobo duumpster shit, it is layered over a perky feel-good "don't worry i got you, everything's gonna be all right in the end" tune, and the rest of the lyrics are in the same vein.

And though the truth may vary, this ship will carry on, proudly safe to shore
Just blatantly ignoring the horror a few lines before? Okay then!

I love lyrical dissonance, it's one of my favourite musical devices, but when the rest of the lyrics don't match up it's bizarrely unsettling.

In fact it was so horrifying that I had to go and look up what the song was about. Turns out it's about an older couple dealing with one of them sliding into dementia. Or ghosts or some shit. I can't really remember, either way, context did nothing to make it better.

So it's a really odd, bad, actually kinda scary song. One or two listens? Okay, cool, I can get over its existence. But my ASSHOLE housemates of 2013 loved this song. Played it every chance they got. Declared it our house theme song, despite everything that was wrong with it. And if I left the house, wherever I went, it was playing on someone else's radio or phone. It was that popular.

Oddly enough, the band did make a song I loved, "Lionheart".
Far less popular than their saccharine dementia hellscape song, go figure.

I never ever want to hear Little Talks again but it was so popular it still comes on the radio sometimes. In another 20 years it will probably be regarded as a bona fide classic. Because fuck me, that's why.
 
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P!nk, Willow Sage Hart - Cover Me In Sunshine

I recently had to take a 4 hour drive which had me change the radio station several times due to leaving their broadcast range -- in 4 hours I had to listen to this shit at least 6 times.

At this point I get irritated when I hear a single note from the song.
 
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