Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Pipsqueak never fails to fail. It's magical almost.

He tries to word things in a way that paint him in the best light but admits to making frivolous lawsuits and not being serious when saying things like, "there'll be blood in the courtroom".

The longer this goes on, the worse it gets for him.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Hi I'm going to reveal very secret information.

I am Taylor Swift's second cousin Jonathan. We have a very warm relationship. Taylor loves Russel, here irrefutable proof my iPhone screenshot.

If it wasn't for this wretched forum I'm certain Russell's head would be wrapped about Taylor's legs. Hope you beat the bastards Rus!

 

[The Dude]

A signature projects a lot about the person, in Greer's case he projects some sort of puppet version of himself.

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Fucking Rom...

Shitlip talks like he writes court documents: retarded.

Or is it that Russhole writes his legal filings like he speaks?

“Your honor, I might just kill myself if you rule against me. I mean no pressure, but just saying!”

On behalf of Kiwifarms, let me just say that nobody wants Greer to kill himself. His stalking victims may be better off, but we’d lose a great source of laugh and lulz.

I'm actually not in the least surprised that Dildo Saggins is approaching his lolsuit like an overreacting 14 year old girl pitching a tantrum because her parents said she couldn't hang out with her friends right now. "Gawd! You're ruining my life! I should just go to my room and kill myself!"

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So he would have stopped if only the law had told him to. Unbelievable.

His "publicity stunt" claims = yaniv's "social experiments".

Except the law DID say he needed to stop. He was harassing Erika, stalking her, and other unwanted behavior. She told Shit-Lips to cut it out with his lunatic behavior and leave her alone, and he kept on harassing her. That's why he ended up getting convicted in a court of law for the crime. I swear, if this clown show ever does end up going through in front of a judge, Skordas is going to beat Russhole like a redheaded rented step-mule. I guarantee you that Our Favorite Attourney has all of Pipsqueak's unflattering social media posts and other receipts all ready to show the judge how Russ is a manipulative liar who tries to use the court room as a weapon to get his own way. It'll be a figurative bloodbath the likes of which has rarely been seen in polite society.

 

[Fapcop]

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So he would have stopped if only the law had told him to. Unbelievable.

His "publicity stunt" claims = yaniv's "social experiments".

I’m sure the judge will just looove that Russell pleaded guilty in court, but “wasn’t really guilty” and maintains his innocence.

That kind of respect for the courts and the law will warm even the coldest of legal hearts!

I know Russell is fucking dumb, but it’s still kind of impressive how many times he manages to fuck himself in that “filing”.

At the rate he’s going, I’m fully expecting his next filing to contain some version of: “Those close to Greer believe that he crossed his fingers while pleading guilty, and the verdict therefore is invalid!”

 

[Miami]

I haven't kept up with any of the Byuu stuff more recently, but when it first came out my take on it was that his suicide threat was an entirely performative act and he planned on taking his money and poofing with the expectation that Null and his evil, murderous website full of crazy sociopaths would end up being taken down as a result. Then, when the coast was clear, he'd be able to pop up again like a demented gopher and continue on his merry way.

Or, even more alternate he just did the entire thing to make a clean slate for himself and rebuild himself as someone else enitrely. Of course, he failed at the extortion attempt and aside from the splurge of DDOS that are related and unrelated to the Byuu situations I haven't noticed much in the way of the site dying or even having to pause to give a near death fart. Not being able to access the site every now and then is hardly going to keep me from revisiting it when I'm interested in seeing what's changed about people and what others thoughts on them are.

His attempt to use Byuu as the "COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT" was undercut by him omitting the information about there being a mysterious lack of a corpse or any actual proof Byuu had indeed killed himself, and the fact Byuu had tried to extort Null with his "suicide" as the weapon.

Russell attempting to pull the suicide shtick for himself as a way to try and force his case through in any means most likely would not end in the way he would want it to, as even lawyers are allowed to take necessary steps to intervene by contacting necessary adult services and the such. I am not an expert on the courts but I'd imagine pro se wouldn't keep that safe from the judge.

He admitted now in this filing he had an altercation with his own lawyer which finally explained why in the video call we obtained back then he had been a sweaty, fuming mess that wasn't allowed to speak less he shove his foot further down his throat than his lawyer could walk back. He also took the evaluation stuff as an insult, so I'm sure if his threat was met with any sort of pushback he'd start frothing because that wasn't how it was supposed to go like it did in his head.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

"The mentally ill girl" -- eat my ass, Russell. The one thing Russell does that makes me actually somewhat MATI is when he attempts to villify that woman for having depression and anxiety, especially given that his entire existence is built around soliciting pity from people for his disability.

I’d have depression and anxiety if Russ was stalking me, too

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

I laughed so hard at this I had a choking fit from my water. Well fucking done Russ. Proving there is no lower limit.

Sounds like you should sue over that, friend. Being a retard online is a dangerous game, as Russ hole here is trying to prove and set precedent for.

 

[Bamanda]

Finally something funny is happening. I need a break for the Merge.

It’s so nice to be focused on an ineffective lolcow rather than the darkness unleashed by the effective ones recently. God bless saggy face and the fat gorls for the respite.

With the loose speculation about Rusty potentially trooning out in future, I thought I’d run one of his photos through a gender swapping app to see how it might go.

Unsurprisingly, the answer is “not very well”…
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In all seriousness, this looks pretty much like the average troon. Russ needs to find his tribe, not amongst the chads or even just the average guy as he wishes, but among the other stunning and brave ladies that actual women can’t bear to be in the vicinity of.

 

[Sona]

I didn't know stress until I was a week behind on my favourite lol cow and then saw him featured on the highlights board. These pages have been great, I love you all.

Also this shit:

Russ, this filing: I would have stopped contacting her if someone had just told me to stop.
Russ, literally last filing: she told me to stop contacting her, and I did. And then I contacted her one last time.

BRUH

 

[Sasha]

“Greer was being a “shock jock” then. (Ala Howard Stern)”

Oh... So kinda the same way that Chris-chan used to be a recording artist? (ala Michael Jackson)

You know just minus releasing any albums or having an audience. Or the whole “recording music” part?

I bet Greer is writing all this just praying that the Judge doesn’t look him up, cause it sure has the feel of: “You might read some bad things about me, but it’s all not true and I’m totally not a vexatious litigant!”

No, Chris was actually an artist à la Andy Warhol, apparently.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Is it just me, or have all the lolcows been gunning for the Farms ever since the Near kerfluffle?

Must be some mid/late summer insanity making the cows lactate more than usual (that or we had a particularly special full moon?). Maybe delta-variant fear-mongering/lockdown 2 has made everyone all the more crazy (straw breaking the camel’s back thing)? In any case, lolcow of the year will be most interesting this year.

A signature projects a lot about the person, in Greer's case he projects some sort of puppet version of himself.

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Looks like a Muppet, which he pretty much always was (this could be my favorite fanart of Russ-hole).

 

[Screw Danlon]

I would like to legitimately thank Russell, because the Isabella stuff was no longer funny.

And thanks to this filing, I went back and watched some of the videos about him again, and his pure naive onlivioustupidity and inability to be coherent has me laughing uncontrollably.

So thanks Russ, for bringing me some joy by being such a complete moron.

edit: naive is too nice to Russ

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

With the loose speculation about Rusty potentially trooning out in future, I thought I’d run one of his photos through a gender swapping app to see how it might go.

Unsurprisingly, the answer is “not very well”…
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Utah Chainsaw Massacre vibe.

 

[Walking Clock]

With the loose speculation about Rusty potentially trooning out in future, I thought I’d run one of his photos through a gender swapping app to see how it might go.

Unsurprisingly, the answer is “not very well”…
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Jesus, it's like you commissioned Stephen Gammell from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark to draw Russ.

If only Gammell would do an entire graphic novel about Russ. The pic of Russ holding the heart balloon for his Not Reno hooker would make a good cover shot.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Russ, YOU FUCKING MORON! Scribbling over the screenshot with the line tool AFTER you paste it in your document doesn't properly redact it!

russellgreer27@icloud.com, in case anyone wondered.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Thanks for brightening the mood Russel. It's been so dreary here these past 2 weeks. We needed a good laugh.

 

[datura_binge]

Sometimes I think it's really unfortunate that one cannot be held liable for defamation via this sort of court document

This brings up a weird point: Could you shit talk troll someone in a text document and then submit it in a court filing in a public case just to have it in the public record forever, unable to be taken down? Has this level of autism been attempted?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Hi I'm going to reveal very secret information.

I am Taylor Swift's second cousin Jonathan. We have a very warm relationship. Taylor loves Russel, here irrefutable proof my iPhone screenshot.

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If it wasn't for this wretched forum I'm certain Russell's head would be wrapped about Taylor's legs. Hope you beat the bastards Rus!

Odds on Russ deciding this real and either talking about it online or including it in a future court filing?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Russ, YOU FUCKING MORON! Scribbling over the screenshot with the line tool AFTER you paste it in your document doesn't properly redact it!
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russellgreer27@icloud.com, in case anyone wondered.

Oh dear.
Now he will get many messages from boyfriend-free girls.

 

[Constellationzero]

The best part is that he takes webpage screen shots with his phone and doesn't even attempt to maintain the correct aspect ratios when attaching them to his document.

Because he is MAD! EMM AYY DEE--MAD! Y'all pissed Pipsqueak the FUCK OFF, and now, he's gonna break each and every one of you. His meaty, greasy paws and stumpy sausage fingers are trembling with REAL, not faked, unadulterated R-A-G-E!!
He ain't got time to worry about dumb shit like aspekt ratios and fuckin' non-potato screenshots of vaguely related articles that have nothing to do with his case. Joshua Conner Moon and Mr. Greg Skordas did NOT let him EXPLAIN! And Erika did NOT let him EXPLAIN EITHER!

So strap in. Because NAOW you will feel the full, sooper saiyan, of Russell Pipsqueak Godfrey Greer's legal WRATH. And when he gets done with all of you, you won't be A WOO HOO HOO-ING anymore!

Sluuurrrrp!