Trashfire #Killstream / Dick Show Crossover: Las Vegas, September 2nd - September 5th

[Garth]

We need a correspondent at this unholy event.

Just shout 'MAD AT THE INTERNET BABY!' over the ceremony.

No

 

[Twinkletard]

I predict Ralph gets covid and put on a ventilator.

 

[cistendered]

I wonder what Mantsu's bachelorette party will be? She has no female friends but maybe she can convince Juanita, her shift manager at Subway, to come over and livestream playing loli dating sims?

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Yo Ralph, you have an alternative if your fat ass gets on a no-fly list that's also an easy drive up the niner-five. You'd fit right in with the toothless hillbillies in Elkton and you can get a free spoon of biker crank if you act now.

 

[RichardRApe]

We need a correspondent at this unholy event.

Just shout 'MAD AT THE INTERNET BABY!' over the ceremony.

This is why you're banned from chat, Tom.

 

[Polyboros2]

Lol at that old as picture of Dick, I know he didn't make that picture cause he doesn't do anything that isn't gratifying to himself, but still amusing to see.

Man how times change, I remember thinking that Mumkey Jones would of been better off going to Vegas with the dick show than ruining his life. He made a clean break now in hindsight (well, he'd just ruined his life but he didn't continue riding it down).

I don't think Dick hates Null, but when you have enough people screaming in your ears telling you that one person needs to go away, then you're going to do what you have to, to keep a semblance of peace.

I agree that Dick doesn't hate Null. I think Dick is too much of a sociopath to have any kind of feelings for anyone, positive or negative. I do however believe he says the things he does for his own reasons, just not because of an emotional feeling against Null. Ralph hates Null, Dick wants to feel superior.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

I hope Ralph passes out again and some master a-log throws a bag of ice at him

 

[Chris Chad]

Ralph and Dick will go half in on a hooker together and Ralph will undoubtedly mention "Jawshua Connah Moon's dick don't work" to her at some point

 

[Calefactorite]

Hundreds of tourists will be subjected to a fat alcoholic yelling about "known pedophile jersh mooon"

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

To be honest I think most of this site really embellishes Dick's negatives. Dick is absolutely not what he pretends to be publicly but he obviously mostly keeps the freak show orbiting around him for content and is willing to die on any hill to get them to come on his show.

Yeah, Dick needs an ugly friend to try and look cool. It used to be Maddox, now it's Ralph and Digibro.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Inb4 Ralph gets cucked by a 14 year old and goes on a real Killstream

 

[AriesShawty]

It’s built up too much now.
Anything less than a ring-ding of Elliot Roger X Chaggot proportions will disappoint

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I'm betting on both of them getting stupid drunk, starting a fight, someone getting arrested and Gunt catching COVID.

 

[Jack Awful]

To be honest I think most of this site really embellishes Dick's negatives. Dick is absolutely not what he pretends to be publicly but he obviously mostly keeps the freak show orbiting around him for content and is willing to die on any hill to get them to come on his show.

But he's never really had an actual public spergout ala Ralph and generally keeps everything very close to the chest and is extremely normal when out and about. So I assume this is something that will go off without a hitch and be a fairly uneventful weekend besides some weird choice quotes or Ralph will chimp out on his own and Dick will just pull out the popcorn as a bystander and act like his buddy without actually implicating himself in it.

Arguing with people for 48 hours straight on Twitter defending Cuties constitutes a public freakout imho.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph and Dick will go half in on a hooker together and Ralph will undoubtedly mention "Jawshua Connah Moon's dick don't work" to her at some point

You can probably get a drinking game going for the event. Every time Ralph complains about Josh take a drink…

Wait people will go die of liver failure if they do that.

 

[thismanlies]

You can probably get a drinking game going for the event. Every time Ralph complains about Josh take a drink…

Wait people will go die of liver failure if they do that.

You'd need an IV drip filled with booze to play that game.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Somehow I imagine him pulling Pantsu's ring off his finger and tossing it on the table only for him to lose it.

I think it's safe to assume that the dealer will take one look at it, pull out one of those tiny jeweler's microscopes, shake his head and give it back to him.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

To be honest I think most of this site really embellishes Dick's negatives. Dick is absolutely not what he pretends to be publicly but he obviously mostly keeps the freak show orbiting around him for content and is willing to die on any hill to get them to come on his show.

But he's never really had an actual public spergout ala Ralph and generally keeps everything very close to the chest and is extremely normal when out and about. So I assume this is something that will go off without a hitch and be a fairly uneventful weekend besides some weird choice quotes or Ralph will chimp out on his own and Dick will just pull out the popcorn as a bystander and act like his buddy without actually implicating himself in it.

Im not so sure about that. Didn't Dick have a bunch of eceleb parties with highschoolers where he played matchmaker for people like Destiny and Ralph?

 

[thismanlies]

I think it's safe to assume that the dealer will take one look at it, pull out one of those tiny jeweler's microscopes, shake his head and give it back to him.

Or he'd lick it and say "Sir, this is made of candy."

 

[Famke Slamssen]

I agree that Dick doesn't hate Null. I think Dick is too much of a sociopath to have any kind of feelings for anyone, positive or negative. I do however believe he says the things he does for his own reasons, just not because of an emotional feeling against Null. Ralph hates Null, Dick wants to feel superior.

I suspect that Dick would trade Ralph in for Null in a heartbeat, were he able to. My psych take is that Ralph knows this as well, and his tantrum over the corn joke was closely related to that. Null's theory that Dick was responsible for him being asked to leave never made sense to me because when they called into the show Dick generally treated Null as somebody he had respect for, whereas Ralph and Digi have always had at least a minor "get a load of this guy" element to their appearances.

As much as the IBS involvement was responsible for TDS going to shit, I'm glad that it happened. I would never have learned about the alcoholic groomer Ethan Ralph otherwise, and the Gunt forum is more entertaining to me than TDS ever was.