Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Formica Sample]

I'm struggling to remember, but didn't Kevin say it's a myth that you need to dilate every day? And it's a myth you have to dilate for the rest of your life?

He lies about everything in regards to SRS, so it definitely sounds like something he would've said, but I can't find the tweet(s). Trying to search for a very specific instance of Kevin lying about dilation in this thread is proving to be difficult.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Why does he need help undressing and bathing but is perfectly capable of assblasting himself to oblivion?

Spoiler: Spoiler time!

It's a fetish!

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I'm struggling to remember, but didn't Kevin say it's a myth that you need to dilate every day? And it's a myth you have to dilate for the rest of your life?

yep

Spoiler: Cope and dilate (long)

 

[cowisnow]

What puzzles me is, Wedge blew his asshole out with a hook. Yet he gets a couple of big rubber dongs to shove up in there. How is this fruitcake even able to not shit the bed from all that trauma to the body?

 

[Old Fart]

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Surely you can imagine your own therapist? Xir name is Carla Freund and xe's a good-mooded genderfluid appearance who agrees with you. Completely. Unconditionally. Always.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Do you ever see a set of stairs where one of the steps is a slightly higher than the last one. So that you see a bunch of different people repeatedly tripping on the same step all day?

Well this is basically what this tweet is to me every time I witness another retard stumble upon this stupid tweet and claim it made them come to some life changing revelation. All Kevin did was tweet this dumb take once and it has had some sort of radioactive property that can some how groom hundreds upon thousands of other "eggs" long after it was created.

I know this situation well- at some point, your best course of action is just to sit on a bench near the stairs and watch pedestrians trip over the same step over and over again, because every warning you attempt to give winds up doing nothing. In this metaphor, Kiwi Farms is the bench.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

What puzzles me is, Wedge blew his asshole out with a hook. Yet he gets a couple of big rubber dongs to shove up in there. How is this fruitcake even able to not shit the bed from all that trauma to the body?

You know, maybe Wedge's real reason for being insistent on needing government funded aid is that he can't handle or keep up with constantly having to change+wash his clothes and bathe after shitting himself due to his asshole being thoroughly annihilated.

 

[Seven Costanza]

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I fucking hate this shit. I won't get into how wrong these cucks are about "the science" -- what really grinds my shit is this lefty collectivist notion that people are "unable" to do something unless forced by institutional authorities. These motherfuckers never "do" anything to ameliorate their own problems. They're incapable of self-improvement, submissive to the elite, and end up pinning all their issues on convenient scapegoats (usually "right-wingers").

Anyone who wants to "take covid seriously" is free to engage in personal mitigation measures. Anyone who has issues with the local schools is free to attend school board meetings, run for local government, or simply remove their kids from the district.

I'm one of those "conservative" homeschooling parents, though I'm close to some moms that removed their kids from the district due to covid concerns. While I don't embrace the beliefs of these women I respect them for at least "doing something" that goes beyond social media bitching.

This dude is "terrified" of sending his daughters to school but is still.......... going to do it? He's either LARPing or just a straight up coward.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I fucking hate this shit. I won't get into how wrong these cucks are about "the science" -- what really grinds my shit is this lefty collectivist notion that people are "unable" to do something unless forced by institutional authorities. These motherfuckers never "do" anything to ameliorate their own problems. They're incapable of self-improvement, submissive to the elite, and end up pinning all their issues on convenient scapegoats (usually "right-wingers").

Anyone who wants to "take covid seriously" is free to engage in personal mitigation measures. Anyone who has issues with the local schools is free to attend school board meetings, run for local government, or simply remove their kids from the district.

I'm one of those "conservative" homeschooling parents, though I'm close to some moms that removed their kids from the district due to covid concerns. While I don't embrace the beliefs of these women I respect them for at least "doing something" that goes beyond social media bitching.

This dude is "terrified" of sending his daughters to school but is still.......... going to do it? He's either LARPing or just a straight up coward.

Listen, COVID (and COVID restrictions) are definitely scary, but I think in your hurry to discuss the Delta stuff, you missed some of the most horrifying details of all. This chucklefuck has CHILDREN. Take a moment to let that sink in.

 

[AMHOLIO]

How the fuck is Wedge functioning seemingly normally with all the things he claims to be? When I think of a person who's not only mentally unwell with all the checkmark divergencies, but also physically handicapped and needing assistance in every day tasks, with DID... I don't exactly picture Wedge, who isn't too chronically mentally/physically fatigued to dress up like a faggot and go on road trips to have BDSM-style gay lesbian sex orgies with his polycule, or too disabled to blow out his own asshole by shoving anal hooks and dog dildos up it too often. Why does he need help undressing and bathing but is perfectly capable of assblasting himself to oblivion?

If I were to guess, Wedge might hide under the "Plural/System" umbrella, aka, even lamer larping than full on DID. That's when you just have multiple people in your head just because. Usually, they "don't want to be cured", just respected as a multiple individual. These identities all freely talk to each other and almost never inconvenience their host, and half the time take on the appearance of fictional characters. If I was to be generous, I would say it is something that was come up with by autistic & other people who have struggles realizing the voice they have in their head is theirs. Realistically, most of these people are just RP-ing with extra steps and don't pull this shit while IRL.

Knowing Wedge, he probably would say it was DID because of trauma and whatever when he's just attention seeking and wanting more disabilities to manipulate people with.

even Jazz from that show I am Jazz can't bother to dilate regularly on schedule and his mom is forced to dilatate his hole for him, like trying to force a kid to brush his teeth

To be fair, Jazz had 4 revisions for the surgery. It must be painful down there, I wouldn't want to irritate it any further and let the damn thing close if I were Jazz. Too bad Jenette is a shrieking harpy.

You know, maybe Wedge's real reason for being insistent on needing government funded aid is that he can't handle or keep up with constantly having to change+wash his clothes and bathe after shitting himself due to his asshole being thoroughly annihilated.

That might be one of the actual reasons the government gave him funding. I do believe he does have mild autism or other cognitive disorder but most mild autistics don't need help (then again, idk what the government says). Having his ass being permanently blasted is a more painful and intense physical disability I'm guessing, so thanks to that as well as his own persistent I'm sure it helped him score disability.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Kevin is worried about the tranch image

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Wedge is mad at an obvious pro-choice flag.

Spoiler: the flag

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Spoiler: Bonus reddit troon chimping about the flag

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[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Kevin is worried about the tranch image
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Wedge is mad at an obvious pro-choice flag.
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Spoiler: the flag

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Spoiler: Bonus reddit troon chimping about the flag

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Not gonna lie, I'd love to walk down the street wearing that shirt. Nobody is going to know what the fuck you mean by it. Feminine alt right? Or pro abortion feminist? How about TERFy transphobe? It's going to piss off everyone. Would be hilarious.

 

[Law]

Transwomen get butthurt when they see images of wombs and ovaries cause that's a part of being a woman that they can't access. They want being a woman to be about long hair, outfits, and choosing girl characters in Overwatch cause those are things they can access.
Also, transwomen are badazz warrior-esses who kick ass and take no shit and punch terfs, but seeing a t-shirt will threaten them and make them feel unsafe.
That shirt would be great court-room wear for transwidows on the divorce war path.

Edit: Just a dumb thought I wanted to add: transmen never seem to get wildly bent out of shape by seeing images of dicks or balls. Otherwise bus-stop graffiti could be quite triggering for them.

 

[Meat Target]

Also, transwomen are badazz warrior-esses who kick ass and take no shit and punch terfs, but seeing a t-shirt will threaten them and make them feel unsafe.

Schrodinger's SJW is a broader trend among wokies. They simultaneously slay the evil white male chuds that always and everywhere are keeping them down.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Spoiler: Neck caps

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Manic? You don't have a mood disorder, or did you just call dibs on bipolar?

*shaving supplies (X)
Next he'll be claiming plurality, I'll put my money on it.

We could already tell you're a dad, Neck.

Neither of your wives were hot?

I have to wonder what Neck's thoughts on being a side-attraction in Kev's thread are or would be. He's obviously joined the bandwagon for the ass-pats and donations, but all he's gotten out of it is his face, name, and background in Kev's thread. He also must have thought he could seamlessly blend in, but it feels like hardly anyone on Twitter actually likes him/wants to support him. Shouldn't that be a blow to his socio/narc ego?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

That flag is glorious and their reaction to it proves all the TERF points.

Maybe a uterus was used so they could be inclusive to transmen? But nooooo, it's clearly some alt-right ploy to ensure, um, abortion access, because if there's one thing the alt-right stands for, it's access to abortions.

A shirt with that would go great with my pussy hat.

 

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Wedge fishing for his thread
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"Headmates?" Wedge, you don't even have one conscious voice in the head, yet, how the hell can you sit there and talk about having two?

Kevin is worried about the tranch image
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Wedge is mad at an obvious pro-choice flag.
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Spoiler: the flag

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Spoiler: Bonus reddit troon chimping about the flag

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"I'm worried about the tranch's image," he says before instantly acting rude to the first person who responds to him. Good looking out so far, Kevin.

 

[Yamamura]

"I'm worried about the tranch's image," he says before instantly acting rude to the first person who responds to him. Good looking out so far, Kevin.

What I find the funniest about Kevin's tweet is that he thinks the reason the tranch's image looks bad to the public is because they look like they're having fun at the convention, which apparently makes them appear unprofessional. Not the, ya know... Serial grifting, animal neglect, making threatening posts on social media, or the fact that the ranch looks like a doomsday cult. No no, none of that. They have to focus on looking professional at a furry convention.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

What I find the funniest about Kevin's tweet is that he thinks the reason the tranch's image looks bad to the public is because they look like they're having fun at the convention, which apparently makes them appear unprofessional. Not the, ya know... Serial grifting, animal neglect, making threatening posts on social media, or the fact that the ranch looks like a doomsday cult. No no, none of that. They have to focus on looking professional at a furry convention.

How about the fact that they raise animals and are going to a convention that celebrates fucking animals? I really hope that some furfag is dressed like an alpaca and takes a photo with Kev and the other tranchers. That would be pure gold.

 

[John Furrman]

I can’t evwn imagine the amount of self delusion it would take to look like this and go: “I’ll just slip on a cute dress and everyone will know I’m a woman!”

I don't think it's self-delusion, but instead self-deception. They don't merely believe something that is untrue. Troons convince themselves and each other of untruths.