Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[HavenlyKingdom]

3000 pages since we started talking about Greer and he has managed to stay out of prison. For a shitty guy like him this feels like a victory somehow.

 

[kcbbq]

Great now I can't help but imagine that the actual documents that he filed to the court are disturbingly sticky.

Especially page 6. And the other page 6s.

 

[Fapcop]

This is Greer's version of the attraction sign combined with the curse ye hami ha! Skordas is basically his Mary Lee Walsh, and I guess Josh is...Megan?

EDIT: There's nothing in that tard screed where Russell suicide baits. He's just using this Byuu crap as a distraction.

“I’m being harassed by X!”

“Oh hey... This other guy who got harassed by X? He killed himself. Just sayin’”

No it’s not straight up suicide baiting, but it’s definitely in the neighborhood.


AND CONGRATS ON 3000 PAGES OF LAUGHS AND GIGGLES, SHITLIPS!

Remember: This is all you Russell!

(Yeah, of course you read your thread!)

If you hadn’t been such a lawsuit-happy sexpest, this thread would have died a quiet death after we all laughed at your hooker adventures and “fake suing” Taylor Swift, and would have been archived.

Russell could have led a life free of “harassment”, happily banging unfortunate hookers every couple of months.

But instead, his shit-tier lolsuits and stalking girls without a built in creepometer has made him a regular here and a lolcow that keeps delivering.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Here's to another 3 thousand pages with Russell Godfrey Greer, Pipsquire

 

[StinkySnack]

“I’m being harassed by X!”

“Oh hey... This other guy who got harassed by X? He killed himself. Just sayin’”

No it’s not straight up suicide baiting, but it’s definitely in the neighborhood.

It's not suicide baiting at all. He's talked about suicides "caused" by the Farms in an attempt to make us look bad for years. It's even mentioned in his first filing.

 

[Meat Target]

It's not suicide baiting at all. He's talked about suicides caused by the Farms for years in an attempt to make us look bad. It's even mentioned in his first filing.

Maybe others are referring how he threatened to murk himself on Erika's doorstep?

 

[StinkySnack]

Maybe others are referring how he threatened to murk himself on Erika's doorstep?

No. They're saying that he's suicide baiting by mentioning the Byuu BS.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Thank you, Russell. I have not had this much fun in ages.​

 

[Radical Cadre]

Greer's signature is just awful.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

You can almost picture him typing this document, when he gets to the reeeee parts he’d be smashing his laptop like he does his piano keys, visibly seething, spittle flying, the trauma lumps pounding on his tightening skull. It’s a joy to think about, seeing as how miserable and mentally ill we all are.

I actually like to imagine him typing this all out on his phone. Perhaps while on public transit, or while on his break at work.

It would explain the formatting errors, the 6es, the very poor grammar and sentence structure (hard to proofread when you have to scroll constantly) the shitty screenshots and fucked up aspect ratios, the signature that looks like he drew it with his stumpy little index finger...

For a legal genius like Russell, impulsively writing a court filing while riding the bus to work is as simple as pie. At least he's doing something genius-y on his ride to work, not like those losers who text friends, read the news, or -- shockhorror -- browse gossip sites during their daily commute.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I’d have depression and anxiety if Russ was stalking me, too

Most of us would have a legally purchased firearm if Russ was sralking us.

 

[Fareal]

Oh, I adore this. Trying to dodge a powerlevel, but... for professional purposes I used to spend a lot of time dealing with pro se litigants who were on the edge of vexatious. I saw many, many pages of whining, stupidity, bassackwards understanding of law, outright conspiracy theories and all types of bullshit under the sun.

This document brought back many happy memories of ruining the dreams, hopes and careers in litigation of such individuals. I could just wrap myself up in this utter wreckage of a "motion" and purr. This is like the Showgirls of legal draftsmanship. I think I'll get some ice cream and roll around in it again.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Greer's signature is just awful.

Believe it or not, it's actually improved a bit.

It used to say "Ron."

 

[Pip Squeak]

3k!

Thats 2, 994 page sixes.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

3000 pages, and counting. Keep going Greer.

RE: Troon Saga, it is rather unlikely depending on the brand of Mormonism he was raised and how much of it he internalized.

 

[waffle]

Has there been a meme of Russ with the copium tank yet? That must have been what he was huffing to come up with that filing.

 

[The I Scream Man]

3000 pages... feel proud Rusto, not many cows make it this far!

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Here's what FindLaw says:

Specifically, here is Utah's rules on withdrawing a plea. Time limit notwithstanding, there would never have been a way for Russ to withdraw his after he was convicted and sentenced... unless the brilliant paralegal (which is basically a lawyer right?) would admit that he had no idea what he was doing when he made it. (still wouldn't work but would have been funny to see the mental gymnastics of that)

 

[Zeddius]

Big smiles for over 3k!

 

[Constellationzero]

I actually like to imagine him typing this all out on his phone. Perhaps while on public transit, or while on his break at work.

It would explain the formatting errors, the 6es, the very poor grammar and sentence structure (hard to proofread when you have to scroll constantly) the shitty screenshots and fucked up aspect ratios, the signature that looks like he drew it with his stumpy little index finger...

For a legal genius like Russell, impulsively writing a court filing while riding the bus to work is as simple as pie. At least he's doing something genius-y on his ride to work, not like those losers who text friends, read the news, or -- shockhorror -- browse gossip sites during their daily commute.

He's definitely tard banging the keys, hands and sausage fingers trembling. A filament of drool stretches away from his maw, dangling and swinging precariously while he struggles to center himself. His labored breathing, sex offender style, fills the space around him with eerie and ambient Lovecraftian sound.

He is so fucking pissed--he is straight manic posting. Not thinking a solitary thing through other than getting even with Skordas and da evil Kee Wee Orchards. I bet seeing him type all this out was a thing of sublime lolcowian beauty. A beauty denied to the eyes of us farmers, but a beauty that Mr. Skordas and Mr. Moon may one day witness in the wild...

Makes my heart swell with immense...reosect.