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[Pargon]

This guy

Ken McElroy - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

there’s a few documentaries about it

That’s the one. What a piece of shit.

You really wanna live your life that way, Bex? You wanna be the millennial Ken McElroy? Just ride roughshod over whoever to get what you want and then all of a sudden you’re gone and what a beautiful mound of wildflowers Dan and Jack have growing in their backyard (and don’t they make a lovely couple, the neighbors just love them)?

Cuz that’s what’s gonna happen.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

She is risen.

Daniel Z Klein suddenly feels an overwhelming wave of anxiety but cannot figure out why.

Vague mentions of "long-term abuse".

 

[Water-T]

That’s the one. What a piece of shit.

You really wanna live your life that way, Bex? You wanna be the millennial Ken McElroy? Just ride roughshod over whoever to get what you want and then all of a sudden you’re gone and what a beautiful mound of wildflowers Dan and Jack have growing in their backyard (and don’t they make a lovely couple, the neighbors just love them)?

Cuz that’s what’s gonna happen.

Just watch Becky start claiming she got "e-mails" threatening her life now.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Yeah, but like you said what do they have to show for it? I doubt they signed a prenup anyway, why would you if neither of you have shit when you got married? For all of the MRA shit talking about prenuptial agreements and how men should always get one, unless one of the two parties getting married has significantly more wealth than the other, there’s not a point in most cases. Especially not when you’re both failed theater majors.

edit: and as awful as Becky is, I highly doubt this was originally a Gerber golddigging attempt. I agree that it probably is NOW, but not when they got married.

Will have to disagree with this, for a few reasons. First reason, Reeeeeeebeca was at college where she attended on a reduced tuition plan for children (and adopted kids) of employees of the school, her mom was a secretary for an administrator for several decades before she was enrolled. Second reason, unlike Rebecca Hernandez, Jackson Gerber was an out of state tuition attendee of a private university who had two white collar parents financing all his shit. There is probably zero chance Rebecca and Jackson didn't discuss prior to marriage, or even prior to living together after she left the campus dorms, who their respective parents were and what they did. So Rebecca hears "my dad invented the skins game and worked for Disney's ESPN" and the register in her mind can't stop ringing up. This is why the removal of funds from Jackson's mom is such a bone of contention, bitch dares to hold out on what Rebecca expects to be able to mine out of the hide of her actual husband much less the threat to the inheritence this represents potentially going forward. She is long term on the grift, it's possibly the only stable personality aspect possessed by the cow.

 

[proteus4994]

I certainly won’t argue hard that Becky wasn’t thinking about the long haul when she married Jackson, there are excellent points being made. My main idea behind no is that I don’t think she’s smart enough nor thinks that far ahead, but I could very much be wrong on the whole Gerber money thing.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

I will point out that in most states, including California, inheritance is considered separate from community property. So anything Jackson (or Becky) gets from their respective families doesn’t belong to the other person, unless a prenup or postnuptial agreement made allowances for that.

I agree with @proteus4994, I don’t think she was smart enough for the long con. In any event, the only community property they likely share is credit card debt and student loans, assuming either still has them.

The interesting thing is that of course, as she has admitted, she has likely has zero legal access to anything from Daniel. I’m not versed enough in divorce law to know if you even can argue that you are in a legal domestic partnership (which would allow for community property division) if you’re already legally married to someone else. I’m pretty sure you couldn’t (there have been some high profile child custody cases amongst polyamorous couples who have broken up, where one of the parties had no genetic link to parentage, but I don’t know about community property divisions), but I don’t know definitively. In any event, she’s essentially admitted that he is legally a roommate and nothing more. Which of course, is unfortunate for her attempts to grift.

 

[Actinidia]

That’s the one. What a piece of shit.

You really wanna live your life that way, Bex? You wanna be the millennial Ken McElroy? Just ride roughshod over whoever to get what you want and then all of a sudden you’re gone and what a beautiful mound of wildflowers Dan and Jack have growing in their backyard (and don’t they make a lovely couple, the neighbors just love them)?

Cuz that’s what’s gonna happen.

Even if she lives, if she's waiting around for her mother-in-law to die to run off with half of Jackson's inheritance, his mother looks healthier than Becky does, and certainly doesn't look like she's ~twice Becky's age. His mom could be around 20 more years. I don't think Becky will still be able to get out of bed in 2041, even if nobody's smothered her intentionally.

 

[Umaibae]

I leave this thread for a few days, and I miss so much!! Barren Becky’s m i l k flows and flows!!

Becky is a personal favorite cow of mine for a deeply personal reason, so I love when she emerges from her dormant periods and just explodes all over the Internet.

Husbandos confirmed ball-less with Becky basically admitting they are her cash cows and nothing more. A sane person wouldn’t be in a relationship — romantic, platonic, business — with someone they can’t trust. But this is Becky! Throw all logic out the window! Buy that $4000 dog, honey! Pretend you’re Latina! LARP as a Jew! E-beg from Twitter Trannies!! The world is your oyster!!

Disney corporate salaries in LA are shit. It’s Disney. They have people clamoring to work for them. I don’t know anyone in legal, but assistants start in the $45-50k range. I would wager Cuckson makes no more than $70-75k as his position MIGHT require a law degree.

Does this pathetic manbaby not want to try and attempt the bar, or…?? He’s working a “straight out of law school” job that most people leave within a year or two. It’s for people who want to work and take their time with the bar, or who passed the bar but can’t get a firm job.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

The rot of Becky's brain:

 

[Wargarbl]

Disney corporate salaries in LA are shit. It’s Disney. They have people clamoring to work for them. I don’t know anyone in legal, but assistants start in the $45-50k range. I would wager Cuckson makes no more than $70-75k as his position MIGHT require a law degree.

Does this pathetic manbaby not want to try and attempt the bar, or…?? He’s working a “straight out of law school” job that most people leave within a year or two. It’s for people who want to work and take their time with the bar, or who passed the bar but can’t get a firm job.

It's so much more embarrassing than that, really. Jackson has a JD and passed the bar, yet he's never been able to latch on to a lawyer job. His position at Disney is "legal coordinator", which is a paralegal/admin level position. His family is deeply connected to Disney, so you can easily infer it was a pity position, given to him after he had been an Uber driver for a couple of years.

RE: Inheritance/Jackson's wealthy family

IMO, it's not a matter of long term planning. Becky is a greedy simpleton when it comes to money. She understood Jackson's father was loaded, and was introduced to some of his famous/powerful friends. For instance, one of Chuck's close friends was the former commissioner of the SEC. I know this because Becky was crowing about it on Twitter, mostly to re-tell stories of Jackson's dad and SEC guy making fun of Jackson at some function and how much she enjoyed Jackson getting shit on. Typical Becky.

So in Becky's greed-driven mind, it went something like this:
- Gerber family has money
- Jackson gets family support now
- If I stash this charmin soft closeted gay chump, that support money is mine to use
- Gerber family has money
- Surely Gerber family will keep paying for Jackson's coddled lifestyle
- Money good
- Becky love money

The long term potential for inheritance wasn't her initial goal. Though when Jackson's father passed, it probably entered her mind. Why do you think she hates Jackson's mom so much? Bitch is standing between Becky and a pile of cash.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

gAmErS cAusED mY mIsCaRrIaGe

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"Lost my child," wow, she sounds like a true fundie here.

This is honestly some of the biggest straight-up fakery we've seen from her. I'm not joking when I say that for women, this sort of reproductive fakery kind of hits the same notes that "stolen valor" lies do for men. For a lot of women, miscarriage or stillbirth is among the most traumatic experiences they will ever have. Literally for the rest of their lives, women who experienced stillbirths will often have triggers that can ruin the rest of their day, just a certain song or a blanket that looks a certain way can set them off, the way veterans can go full catatonic about fireworks. Even women who successfully have babies after a lot of IVF cycles can have years of nightmares like "it's our last cycle that we can do, and the injection didn't arrive in time and now it's for nothing and we'll never have a baby." There are a lot of women out there with in vitro miracle babies or adopted children who will get a faraway look in their eye and go somewhere else every time they hear someone had an accidental pregnancy.

Becky's never even had a positive pregnancy test. She's never taken a fertility medication. She's never seen a specialist doctor. She's never had Daniel or Jack get their sperm analyzed. She's never had her own ovarian reserve tested. She's never tracked her ovulation, even with a $20 drugstore kit, to know whether her "timed" sex has any relationship whatsoever to her fertile window. These are the kinds of unifying, trauma-bonding experiences that infertile women and their partners go through. That's the "community" she's trying to worm her way into. Just like Judaism, she doesn't think her experiences need to have any overlap whatsoever with that of her claimed group to receive the welcoming arms and sympathy she's sure she's entitled to.

 

[genesuis]

gAmErS cAusED mY mIsCaRrIaGe

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Oh Becky, nearly no one knows who you are in Apex. Everyone does know your pregnancy was fake by evidence you provided yourself (clotted blood? Really? Are you having a miscarriage every month of your life?)
No, no one cares.

 

[lindsayfan]

it's a becky bullseye for this toxic shrew whose existence revolves around her fictional, digital identities and just had a fictional, digital miscarriage to be wailing that people care too much about fictional, digital children

This is honestly some of the biggest straight-up fakery we've seen from her.

100% agree-- I think this is arguably a more egregious hoax than the fake cancer

 

[proteus4994]

Someone update the poll, may I suggest “how long until Becky finds a new job (if ever)?”

Also as much as I want to comment on the sheer audacity of faking a pregnancy and miscarriage for money and asspats, I’m legitimately MATI here so I’ll refrain.

 

[Water-T]

LOL. You passed a blood clot, not a dead fetus, you shameless cunt.

Besides, you already have two babies at home. Oh whoops - those are your husbands.

 

[Pargon]

If any group or individual had managed to make Bex Gerber miscarry (which did not happen, as she was never pregnant, and never will be) then they ought to be shortlisted for the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[Meriasek]

Ooooh is a "ditch the now useless because not paying second cuck" arc incoming? And if so, will Daniel come out with a ton of delicious milk, or will he roll over like the cuck he is?

...
We all know the answer to that one.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

gAmErS on the internet can't make you miscarry

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"The internet made me miscarry! I'm leaving twitter forever!"

"Oh looks like I'm back!"

Imagine if she HAD actually miscarried from stress, how insane and stupid it would be for her response to be "I guess I'll just go engage with my haters on Twitter some more."

I don't think she realizes that in many ways, her completely faking a miscarriage and calling every late period a "child" is actually better than the alternative, which is that she genuinely cares a lot more about being able to engage in Twitter discourse than keeping a wanted pregnancy. A woman who actually believed stress was causing miscarriages and deliberately continued to engage with the sources of stress most likely to terminate her pregnancy isn't as sympathetic as Becky apparently believes.