Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Fools Idol]

I can't tell if he's just being obtuse for negative attention, or if he's literally just simping.

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Vito isn't interested because he can't get it up, Barb is the exact opposite of what he's into after all.

 

[Instapot]

Imagine thinking the same side as Ethan Ralph is the winning team.

Edit: Looks like he's deleting comments on the youtube clip. I could be wrong, but both mine are gone.
Also bit of a ratio there lol
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I love how he reads his thread here.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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I love how he reads his thread here.

Sarcasm really is the lowest form of humor. He’s such a hack.

 

[Sped Xing]

Sarcasm really is the lowest form of humor. He’s such a hack.

No, I think it's funny and clever.

 

[Instapot]

Sarcasm really is the lowest form of humor. He’s such a hack.

Yeah he's lost the plot.. I don't understand why he doesn't just make an account here and shit talk. The kiwi farms is the only content he has anyway besides reading the news and banana man. Steel sharpens steel right. We would make him funny again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah he's lost the plot.. I don't understand why he doesn't just make an account here and shit talk. The kiwi farms is the only content he has anyway besides reading the news and banana man. Steel sharpens steel right. We would make him funny again.

Look how frequently he still mentions Maddox, even though that shit’s been over for years. He’s desperate for material.

 

[Derpy]

If his Patreon doesn’t take a big hit after all this Bella talk, then there is for sure fuckery going on with his accounting and Patreon. I have been suspect of his Patreon for a while now and I wish there were more evidence indicating fuckery.
Oh well…

 

[Instapot]

Look how frequently he still mentions Maddox, even though that shit’s been over for years. He’s desperate for material.

Yeah the fact he grifts off ralph now is pretty funny too. How low can you go.

Plus I know he won't make an account here. He's too much of a pussy.

 

[Berrakh]

She doesn't bathe and regularly shits herself. There's a discord post of her talking about how she let the diarrhea she shit all up in her pants sit there for so long her ass cheeks were glued together by what had essentially become a giant suture made of dried liquid shit and a tangle of ass hair.

Her pussy most likely is covered in diarrhetic shit at any given moment of the day.

I take it all back. She is all yours Dax.

 

[DankSmoker]

I take it all back. She is all yours Dax.

Finders keepers

 

[Disheveled Human]

Mersh is a better failed comedian then Dax. Shameful.

 

[Steverambo]

Dax "I can save her bro" Herrera

 

[Dick Molesterson]

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Yeah he's lost the plot.. I don't understand why he doesn't just make an account here and shit talk. The kiwi farms is the only content he has anyway besides reading the news and banana man. Steel sharpens steel right. We would make him funny again.

Maddax is a bitch ass nigga, there’s no way he’d actually post here. He is unable to handle even the occasional mild criticism on his subreddit, let alone the Karen Farms.

If his Patreon doesn’t take a big hit after all this Bella talk, then there is for sure fuckery going on with his accounting and Patreon. I have been suspect of his Patreon for a while now and I wish there were more evidence indicating fuckery.
Oh well…

Dax’s remaining base consists of soycels who have to go gay to get any kind of human affection. They don’t really give a shit what her vag smells like. Besides they don’t have anything to reference it to. They see tits in a padded bra and that’s enough for them.

Look how frequently he still mentions Maddox, even though that shit’s been over for years. He’s desperate for material.

There’s little doubt in my mind that he still obsessively follows everything Maddox does. He just needs that one thing to get people to divert the heat and ridicule he’s really racked up since the simpspiracy.

 

[Not Even Twice]

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I love how he reads his thread here.

It is becoming increasingly more difficult to differentiate a Dax tweet from a Boogie tweet.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

The core problem with him really is that he's become actually invested in his own flippant contrarian positions, even though he is supposedly talking mad shit to get a rise out of people he's still somehow hurt when they disagree with him. You just can't simultaneously rile people and also have them yes-man you, but should you find a population that does agree with your mad shit talk; run far, far away, don't fucking make them into your core audience for christ's sake.

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I feel like a few little tweaks to the formatting better reflect his job title

 

[Berrakh]

The core problem with him really is that he's become actually invested in his own flippant contrarian positions, even though he is supposedly talking mad shit to get a rise out of people he's still somehow hurt when they disagree with him. You just can't simultaneously rile people and also have them yes-man you, but should you find a population that does agree with your mad shit talk; run far, far away, don't fucking make them into your core audience for christ's sake.

I think that’s what I mean by “only has one joke”. This is clearly a core part of how he conveys and brands himself if he’s made long term decisions off of doing it. He’s invited a higher standard.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

>obviously joking
And there’s the problem. Dicks just assumes everyone else is “saying it for the lulz” and can’t stop to think maybe there are legit nuts out there. It’s like the ironic comedy he puts on took over his brain and now he can’t be serious about anything anymore. Maybe the bottle’s to blame as well.

 

[DankSmoker]

>obviously joking
And there’s the problem. Dicks just assumes everyone else is “saying it for the lulz” and can’t stop to think maybe there are legit nuts out there. It’s like the ironic comedy he puts on took over his brain and now he can’t be serious about anything anymore. Maybe the bottle’s to blame as well.

What is the punchline?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

>obviously joking

Has anyone here ever met a person who claimed to violently murder animals as a joke? Not in an obviously fake way either, but them describing it in great detail, with photos.

I know what would be hilarious. I'm gonna steal photos from BestGore and send them to my friends and claim I did it. As a joke.