The Litter Box - ILJ Off-Topic - Official poop length measurement station

Treblinkachu said:
Had no idea where to post this, so I just posted it here for now.

Found in the original thread, courtesy of @Oxous:



Emphasis is mine. Original post here. Can't properly quote it because lol locked thread and too lazy to use codemode.

I don't know where, if anywhere, this claim can be sourced to in the leaks. You guys are gonna have to go spelunking if you want to find it, but for those who are proponents of the increasingly likely theory that Mike Janke is a bit more... involved... in why his daughter turned out this way, that might be something to go on. Or it might just be more bullshit.

Who fucking knows.
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Went and looked for where I got that from. It was this screenshot:
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E: Could be bullshit, idk because I'm not a mentally ill freak. If I were lying to my friends about my dad showing me porn though I probably wouldn't say "native American porn"... that's just a little too oddly specific.
 
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I really don't hope that Isabella drinks a while liter of cat piss haha that would be so gross haha ewwwww haha wouldn't that be so gross?? Lmao haha so gross that would never happen eew haha
 
Mr. 305 said:
YOU ALL THINK THAT THIS IS FUNNY BUT YOU'RE LEGITAMTELY GOING TO RUIN HER LIFE WITH ALL OF THESE ACCUSATIONS (NONE OF THEM ARE CORRECT, AND EVERY BIT OF EVIDENCE SO FAR HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT EDITED SCREENSHOTTS TO FALSIFY BELLA AS THE ONE WHO DID THIS) YOU ALL THINK ON ONE WAVELENGTH JUST LIKE THOSE TRANNIES ITS ABSOLUTELY SICKENING SEEING JULIA GET AWAY WITH ALL OF THESE THINGS, FOR ONCE CAN YOU ALL LOOK AT THE FACTS, LOOK AT MY SCREENSHOTS THEY ALL SHOWCASE HOW BELLA IS ENTIRELY INNOCENT AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK ANY OF THIS IS GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THINK FUCKING SKULLS FUCK EVERYONE HERE, TAKE HER OFF OF ED AND KF RIGHT FUCKING NOW IM SICK OF THIS
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You sound exactly like @Bubbly Sink. Please go back to your old account and stop being mad already.
 
Pocket Dragoon said:
What kind of car, and how failed was it? Did he have the same dead eyes?
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Basically it was so rotted out it was ready to collapse in on itself. I paid peanuts for it luckily. There was a slim chance someone insanely good at welding and metal fab could have saved it but we're talking serious unibody rot.
And nah, but between the glasses, cheekbones and jawline and nose she looked a lot like Portobella.
 
builtforcwc said:
Even IF Bella's booba are real, she's still fucking disgusting and probably has more fungus growing on her skin than the /r9k/ crustlord of legend. Chick admitted to bathing in cat piss and shitting herself, the latter of which she posted photo evidence for. She lost her toenails due to a severe foot fungus and had to glue them back on. She measures and probably eats her cat's shit, as well as literally huffs farts. Bitch may not have lost out on the genetic lottery but she certainly managed to make herself disgusting enough that a potential 7/8 plummeted all the way down to a very generous 3.

If the Slatons, PT, and Luna Slater did a fusion dance they'd STILL be less disgusting than Bella.
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WTF I can't believe this is real, I can't believe this is happening. This chick is threatening to cure my depression and I don't know how to feel about that. It's like the last year and half was so awful that the universe just flashed her into existence to try and balance things out.
 
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Simp 4 Spooky Bones said:
I didn't know lesbians bragged about having sex with men.
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Well, none of the lasses are into getting filthy with her, probably because of her actual filth.

Men are less discerning, but didn't think the phrase 'any hole's a goal' applied to them, and she didn't splash out on that strap-on just for it to hold her baseball caps.

It only stings the first time Peg.
AUGH YEAH
 
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Henry Hill said:
mostly to hurt their partner. i don't know if it's as true now, but historically in the lgbtqomgwtfbbqmap community there's been a little bit of friction between homosexual men/women and bisexual men and women. the implication is that they are unable to provide what their partner really wants
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It's for different reasons among the sane ones but yes that reasoning is still there.
 
This guy https://youtube.com/channel/UC-EDWowEV9Wr7lDNKyabudQ
shared a 55 minute video of some preacher at TTU (I think he was wearing a gopro or something. Kill the cameraman, it's terrible). ILJ hung around for the whole time yelling & arguing with him. There's some notable timestamps in the comments of when she appears. If you can't be bothered watching, here's some cropped SS's of her being a stuffed bra tard, just for lols
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