Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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I think Bob is probably the cow i'm the most confused by.
I don't understand what his political platform is.
I don't understand what kind of women, men, or whatever he is into.
I don't even really know what media he likes.
All I know is what he despises.

He is an Ayn Rand Objectivist who turned heel. His goals are just as materialistic, but he wants the State and the Capital to provide them to him instead of a Platonic free marketplace.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby concocts a conspiracy theory about J. K. Rowling that makes even the most ardent Believer blush:

Please help me with his chain of reasoning:
1. J. K. Rowling buys back all the rights to Harry Potter.
2. HP will then tank because people are long sick of her being a terf; previously they just bought HP merch courtesy of Scholastics or Universal or Sony or whatevs.
3. HP tanking will serve as an example how authors shouldn't manage the rights of their own creations.
4. ????

Fuck this. I guess I should just be content to be a simple Believer.

From what I understood here, he means to say that Rowling will at some point sell all her rights to Harry Potter like Lucas did with Star Wars, and the big-ass corporation will then immediately go and (soft-)reboot the franchise into something involving 500% more troons to undo Rowling's TERFery, and that's a good thing. Rowling being removed from Harry Potter and the big corporation trooning the characters will, in Bob's grease-stained eyes, be the biggest argument against authors having control over their creations if the author isn't woke enough.
Basically, he fantasizes about any intellectual property being owned only by "woke" megacorporations who throw in troons and dykes to appease the Twittertwats.

What @Meriasek said. JKR can't be a TERF who thinks trans women are men. She HAS to be a corporate plant, a corporate plant that published her first book in 1997 before any of this trans bullshit was even a twinkle in some coomer's eyes. He also sorta contradicts himself. He starts by saying he's usually right about stuff like this and then proceeds to frame it as a conspiracy theory. Thus he has both distanced himself from this dumbass take AND allowed him to say "SEE? I was right all along" if she ever does sell or lose the rights to Harry Potter. Bob's real "conflict" is that he can't be for this, as by his stance on Mass Effect 3 and anger to people who read the wrong message in They Live for example, but he really wants it because, as he himself wrote, it's a moral issue.

This is a slippery slope that Bob wants to tumble down, willfully too, and never thinking that it could go the opposite direction. I would try to say "lol what'll happen when they wanna snip the dick off of Avenger X in the inevitable reboot" but there's no point. Bob would just squee because he has a new movie to consoom and any problems he had with the changes would disappear.

 

[Positron]

Captain Brit looks more and more like Alice in Superjail, which of course means Bobby is getting hornier.



(6 minutes of masturbation sounds)

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Bobert even if some day Rowling sold the Potter rights. Always remember this when she does she's already worth 1 Billion dollars and will have god knows how many more billions from the sale. Afterwards she'll have that money and will be chilling in her mansion is Scotland that is practically a caste.

Just like Trump is worth over 2 Billion and chilling in his luxury penthouses and mansions while you live in someone else's basement like a troll.

 

[Nobue]

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>Be me
>see this picture
>read 20,000 daily tweets from this man
>half are unsolicited medical advice
>other half stunningly are this man declaring other people stupid and obsolete
>feel indescribable contempt for state of Massachusetts
>get matches and can of gas to burn the state down
>realize greater punishment is just being this man trapped in this body in this jacket
>urge to kill restored to tolerable parameters
>click register button at Kiwi Farms
>nearly 4100 pages and counting
>always have something to read and laugh at when I eat my Frankenberry every morning
>reconsider stance on solving all my problems with arson, take moment of silence for past victims
>God bless you, KF

I like how this implies you'll still solve SOME of your problems with arson.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Goddamn, Bob's general incompetence with writing when combined with his lack of specialized knowledge really makes that Rowling tweet incomprehensible.

Is he saying that individuals shouldn't be able to hold copyright because they might have a "bad" political opinion? So all rights to stories and characters should be hold by giant corporations that will tamper down on creator's free expression?

Consoom and shill harder for Disney, you faux-intellectual basement dwelling prole wannabe.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

At long last, Britney is left alone.

The Super Chippa Bros: Your source for the freshest Britney news.

(EDITED TO ADD.)

Something just hit me:

What in the name of all that is holy about this tweet caught his attention? Is he subbed to Fun Kids Radio? Is he keeping track of the Paw Patrol movie? I get that he's got family and such, it's how I recognize some of this, but I don't actively monitor (and Heaven forfend respond to) this kind of kiddie movie hype generation.

 

[Adamska]

I think Bob is probably the cow i'm the most confused by.
I don't understand what his political platform is.

He doesn't have one; he's a self hating retarded manchild who just wants people who laugh at him or who disagree with him dead. He pretends he's a neolib, but in reality he's a globo-homo fascist with how he sees and wants the world to work.

I don't understand what kind of women, men, or whatever he is into.

Anything that dresses in girls clothes and has a pulse. He's a thirsty fucker who rivals Dobbo the clown when it comes to women. He creeps on them daily in twitter.

I don't even really know what media he likes.

Stuff designed for children that happens to be popular among the millenials he claims he isn't a part of. So MCU and Kaiju mostly. He just desperately tries to elevate it because he's a glue huffing crayon eating retard who is massively insecure over the fact he needed to go to sped classes that his shitty Catholic private school didn't have.

On top of that, I highly doubt he is antagonistic in person unless the topic is something he hates.

No he's apparently not a coward outside either; he literally acts the same only more passive-aggressive with his comments rather than screaming them. It's why he got fired from all his jobs and why his teachers and parents knew he was fucking insane.

 

[JJLiautaud]

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Anyways i have to agree the field of dreams game was really cool the setting was awesome but man that game was incredible yankees up 8-7 bottom of the 9th ends with a walk off homer holy crap

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[Quixotic Man]

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What does Bob think he has to offer women that would make his stories of BBQ smashing one night stands believable?

His obese body? His face? Does he go up to random women in bars and ask them about their favorite MCU films or 89 Nintendo game?

How the fuck does Bob think that people would believe he would ever fuck A woman, let alone multiple, that were somewhere between fitness model and body builder physique, and with a pin up model haircut?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

What does Bob think he has to offer women that would make his stories of BBQ smashing one night stands believable?

His obese body? His face? Does he go up to random women in bars and ask them about their favorite MCU films or 89 Nintendo game?

How the fuck does Bob think that people would believe he would ever fuck A woman, let alone multiple, that were somewhere between fitness model and body builder physique, and with a pin up model haircut?

Clearly the fashion sense of a man who wore a $79.99 off the rack suit from Big n' Beefy with a polo shirt and white farmer socks to his only sister's wedding.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Ever entertain the thoughts of what would happen if Bob talked to people in real life the way he talks on Twitter?

He'd need a set dentures as he'd get punched in the teeth--multiple times--if he talked to anyone like that.

No he's apparently not a coward outside either; he literally acts the same only more passive-aggressive with his comments rather than screaming them. It's why he got fired from all his jobs and why his teachers and parents knew he was fucking insane.

I had this thought experiment in mind. What if Bob met someone who could deflect his passive-aggressive comments and really get under his skin by insulting him/his family/his hometown multiple times while doing it with such condescension that Bob would be driven to violence?

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think Bob is probably the cow i'm the most confused by.
I don't understand what his political platform is.
I don't understand what kind of women, men, or whatever he is into.
I don't even really know what media he likes.
All I know is what he despises.

The thoughts I entertain are usually about this.
I highly, highly doubt that Bob talks to anyone.
On top of that, I highly doubt he is antagonistic in person unless the topic is something he hates.

the women bob's attracted to:

Bob's admitted a couple of things lately.
One, that he's attracted to the type of women that surprise, surprise, end up being "evil librarian libertarians"/trumpsuckers (he posted a screenshot of a blonde with red sally jessy raphael glasses who was at least moderately attractive but nothing special)

second, he's admitted he's into TALL "women" (explains at least 80% of his troon chasing if you ask me because many men that troon out already hit like 6'0, 6'2, 6'4 before trooning out - and I've noticed a large number of Bobby's angels are the lanky-and-tall beanpole body type).

He loves 80s properties, capeshit, and obscure arthouse shit.

Also, something really weird about how he plays the part of the Fedora-tipper, yet claims not to be an atheist. Soooo......he's a.............agnostic? Very sure that there's no sky-daddy and that doing what "skydaddy" wants is stupid and superstitious and not conducive to Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm), but he's hedging his bets that there is at least some Impersonal Grand Deity that doesn't care what people do, as long as they get to the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm)? Man, some should press bob on this for the lulz. Like seriously, Bob, why mock people for their devotion to "sky-daddy", if you know "sky-daddy" exists? Or does a different "sky-daddy" exist who won't punish you for your sins? Hmmm? Inquiring minds want to know. It's like, Bob, c'mon man, if you don't wanna be seen as an atheist, maybe don't act/talk exactly like one.

 

[Adamska]

He'd need a set dentures as he'd get punched in the teeth--multiple times--if he talked to anyone like that.

I had this thought experiment in mind. What if Bob met someone who could deflect his passive-aggressive comments and really get under his skin by insulting him/his family/his hometown multiple times while doing it with such condescension that Bob would be driven to violence?

From what I get out of how he does this; if he's forced into verbal sparring like that and starts getting owned, he usually tries to either half-heartedly say you're taking him out of context; he double downs and tries to win via nitpicking, or more often than not as of late, waddle back to someone else to fight his battles for him.

Because he's a crayon eating retard incapable of accepting he needed to go to special classes with the windows to hell.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I like when Bob talks about wooing women. It has real 13-year-old telling you about how he totally had sex with this girl, you wouldn’t know her, she’s from Canada energy.
I’d bet actual money the closest thing to a real vagina Bob has ever seen, let alone touched, is a handmade flashlight attached to a pillow with a printout of Princess Peach’s face on it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'd say he chases troons for clout, but I'm not sure any more. He seems committed to the act if that's the case.

You'd have to look for it since I never bothered to save it but Bob actually had an interesting set of tweets about it that I'm surprised didn't get him crucified on Twitter or brought up here more. Essentially he believes that whatever you think of gender dysphoria ultimately doesn't matter as their demands will cause Scientist-Man to create extensive gene modification tech to make it so.

There's still a possibility he is into them but it appears more that he believes there's going to be a girl ray within his lifetime and would be more tied to his thing with thinking old B-Movie sci-fi is realistic.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

From what I get out of how he does this; if he's forced into verbal sparring like that and starts getting owned, he usually tries to either half-heartedly say you're taking him out of context; he double downs and tries to win via nitpicking, or more often than not as of late, waddle back to someone else to fight his battles for him.

Because he's a crayon eating retard incapable of accepting he needed to go to special classes with the windows to hell.

It's one of the reasons that his inability to take any kind of L is so crippling. Say what you like about Glenn Greenwald, Michael Tracey, or hell, even his more comparable contemporaries like Sargoon or Razorfist, they're at least willing to have an exchange with people who don't tongue their balls even if they get bodied (Sargon v. Spencer will never not be funny, don't @ me.) Bob needs to fall back on wheedling, posturing, or just waddling away because he's too much of a mental child to pick himself up after losing.

 

[twosu]

Suicide Squad Director Named in Underage Sex Assault Lawsuit for Hosting Pedophile-Themed Party

James Euringer, lead singer and songwriter of Mindless Self Indulgence, has been accused of sexual battery of a minor, according to a lawsuit filed in the New York Supreme Court on Monday.

humanevents.com

"According to documents obtained by Human Events News, the lawsuit also claims that Euringer attended a pedophile-themed party, hosted by Marvel director James Gunn, while dressed in a full-body rabbit suit."

Wonder how Bob will react to this after all his white knighting ?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Suicide Squad Director Named in Underage Sex Assault Lawsuit for Hosting Pedophile-Themed Party

James Euringer, lead singer and songwriter of Mindless Self Indulgence, has been accused of sexual battery of a minor, according to a lawsuit filed in the New York Supreme Court on Monday.

humanevents.com

Wonder how Bob will react to this after all his white knighting ?

He defends every other Hollywood accused pedophile.