Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

Is no one going to point out that she walked 1.7 miles per day on average FOR EXERCISE (misspelled in her video), which is a 46% improvement. She's over a year into her weight loss journey and pretty much admitted to having walked less than a mile per day up until July. How the fuck?

Imagine not being able to do 10k steps a day when your weight loss is pretty much your day job.

Also this picture from her husband's insta is just *chef's kiss*.
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I basically envision the husband desperately whispering the caption to himself to psych himself up before having to perform his biannual "plowing of the beard" ritual to maintain appearances...
 
Also this picture from her husband's insta is just *chef's kiss*.
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April's face is beet red like she was the one in the race, and he looks like he's about to neck himself.

This epic pic is a cry for help. If I were his mom, I'd drive across country, pack him up and make him come home with me. Then I'd pay for his divorce lawyer.
Imagine being barely 30 (if he's even that already?) and looking this old. Clearly being married to a happy, oh so happy, the happiest ever happy April is very taxing and causes early ageing.

- so she lost 5lbs in FOUR MONTHS!
She refuses to get a job because she claims she's working on losing weight "full time". LMAO
One of my pet conspiracy theories is, consciously or unconsciously, April fattened up to get out of pregnancy and/or motherhood. I’m not convinced she actually wants kids.
It's a good theory. She gained 40 lbs before the wedding and 100 lbs the first year of marriage.
Adrienne Bennett's IG is a bunch of Hottentot horrors where she LARPs as an active, happy person who's actually just damaging her massive body through overexertion and inappropriate movements.View attachment 2440677.
I can't believe Adrienne didn't throw her back out with that lawn mowing posture. Maybe her giant ass counter balances her?
 
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Lizzo's new single is out and I regret to inform you all that we are here:
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If you thought that I was ratchet with my ass hangin' out
Just wait until the summer when they let me out the house, bitch
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Lizzo, teach me about big girl coochie (Okay)
Last time I got freaky, the FCC sued me
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I love hoes on poles, yeah (Woo)
I am body goals, yeah
This shit from my soul, yeah
Black people made rock and roll, yeah
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Lizzo's new single is out and I regret to inform you all that we are here:
Insightful lyrics:
If you thought that I was ratchet with my ass hangin' out
Just wait until the summer when they let me out the house, bitch
-
Lizzo, teach me about big girl coochie (Okay)
Last time I got freaky, the FCC sued me
-
I love hoes on poles, yeah (Woo)
I am body goals, yeah
This shit from my soul, yeah
Black people made rock and roll, yeah
I’m just surprised those woke idiots don’t consider some of the imagery as stereotypical or derogatory of Egyptian culture.
 
I’m just surprised those woke idiots don’t consider some of the imagery as stereotypical or derogatory of Egyptian culture.
There's an article on A&N on this, but most of the people responding to the video see it as "An homage to Disney's Hercules" and not "Derivative of Grecian art".
 
She refuses to get a job because she claims she's working on losing weight "full time". LMAO

This will never not blow my mind. That she spends all day sitting on her ass watching TV or sleeping or glued to her phone or however she wastes her days. I bet if she and Chantal (pre-livestream era) compared their days, it would be very similar.

This is a woman who made weight loss her "full time job" but we know she's not cooking, walking the dogs, exercising, meal planning, making money, self-educating, or doing jack shit besides spend money on workout clothes and groceries. A walk every now and then. To only lose ~2 pounds over the course of 2 months. If weight loss was really a "job", she'd be the equivalent of showing up to work high, drunk, and passed out in the bathroom.
 
She refuses to get a job because she claims she's working on losing weight "full time". LMAO
Oh god. Please say that she's a "socialist" is well, it would be the sweetest irony.
Lizzo's new single is out and I regret to inform you all that we are here:
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this... looks pretty cheap.
 
ETA something tells me this is Tess’ new “fave”


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He's a gay guy that was working at the apple store as a retail grunt before he found Alex. They "dated" for all of what, like 3 months before he popped the question? It was funny when they first started didn't Alex say he was in "tech" but didn't tell anybody he worked at the genius bar, which isn't even tech but just retail grunt work?

Yes. It’s just shilling cell phones and knowing the basics of how phones work. Fucking Eric Cooke from the ambersphere had the same job if that tells you anything lmfao. Although framing it as he works in “tech” is funny. I’m sure he’s rubbing shoulders with the big brains in Silicon Valley.
 
Lizzo's new single is out and I regret to inform you all that we are here:
Insightful lyrics:
If you thought that I was ratchet with my ass hangin' out
Just wait until the summer when they let me out the house, bitch
-
Lizzo, teach me about big girl coochie (Okay)
Last time I got freaky, the FCC sued me
-
I love hoes on poles, yeah (Woo)
I am body goals, yeah
This shit from my soul, yeah
Black people made rock and roll, yeah
Rumors? Nobody is whispering rumors about you Lizzo. You are a fat pig slut unfortunately empowering other fat pig sluts to be as gross and delusional as you. Your body is gross. Your ASS is gross. Nobody wants you. Your music sucks and you can’t sing. And now she is harassing Drake. Funny, why doesn’t she want to fuck another fat slob like DJ Khaled? Just the attractive in shape actors/musicians for fat gross Lizzo. Typical.
 
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