Suit yourself alleged that Ethan Ralph groomed Faith Vickers when she was 15-16 yo - Simp Wars Suit Yourself

I remember this coming out earlier and everyone discussing these texts. Am I wrong? Does anyone else remember that or am I going crazy? It was my understanding that a lot of people kind of dismissed this once already but there’s been soooooo much going on about Ralph and Faith, Faith and Dax, May and Faith (and Ralph and Dax), May and Ralph, Dax and his gf (that teaches at Faith’s school?) (and on and on and on and fucking on) that I have a hard time keeping up anymore.
 
I remember this coming out earlier and everyone discussing these texts. Am I wrong? Does anyone else remember that or am I going crazy? It was my understanding that a lot of people kind of dismissed this once already but there’s been soooooo much going on about Ralph and Faith, Faith and Dax, May and Faith (and Ralph and Dax), May and Ralph, Dax and his gf (that teaches at Faith’s school?) (and on and on and on and fucking on) that I have a hard time keeping up anymore.
I remember it coming up a speculation but never being confirmed. Problem is with Ralph, Dax and co there is a lot of confirmed shit to laugh and discuss that comes in weekly that unconfirmed tends to get left behind.
 
I remember it coming up a speculation but never being confirmed. Problem is with Ralph, Dax and co there is a lot of confirmed shit to laugh and discuss that comes in weekly that unconfirmed tends to get left behind.
I just remember these specific texts so I dunno if it’s an issue if these leaked before and were dismissed as fake and gay or the origin unknown so they weren’t taken seriously or if I’m just on info overload bc the Ethan/Faith saga was long, convoluted, had a ton of information, and was stupid.
 
Ethan is very mad about these allegations:

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Tweet / https://archive.is/vfZCm

He is grouping up with the wordfiltered splinter site to engage in a lolsuit:

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Tweet / https://archive.is/N1TOQ
 
I remember this coming out earlier and everyone discussing these texts. Am I wrong? Does anyone else remember that or am I going crazy? It was my understanding that a lot of people kind of dismissed this once already but there’s been soooooo much going on about Ralph and Faith, Faith and Dax, May and Faith (and Ralph and Dax), May and Ralph, Dax and his gf (that teaches at Faith’s school?) (and on and on and on and fucking on) that I have a hard time keeping up anymore.
I remember them too. Weren't they linked to specific drama/gayops (involving "Bev" "Trez" and "CB") within the creepypasta or whatever community that Faith was involved with as Freaky Faith Reads, and the alleged groomer was some person within that community? Ralph involvement seems out of left field.
 
Yeah this smells like bs. What he says in the clip doesn't entirely match up with what those messages said (also holy fuck my man why did you constantly try to drag a kid into talking about your own relationship drama that was fucking weird). And unless I missed something he never says HOW he ascertained Ralph is the phantom groomer from 2 years ago, which is a pretty key piece of information I would have thought.

I think the dumb fuck just put two and two together and came up with five. Or maybe it's malicious, because Ralph is a cunt that invites that type of treatment.
 
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Ethan "Pedophile" Ralph out here grooming children.

So what's the tally now?
  1. Dead beat dad.
  2. Pedophile.
  3. Gunt.
  4. Thin skin.
  5. 2 faced.
  6. Mother died from the shock of shame.
  7. Jenkem addict.
  8. Small dick.
  9. No talent.
  10. Thinks May is attractive.
11. Ate at least one burger out of the trash.
12. Divorced from his probably groomed wife who is going to be a medical doctor, not like Dr Pepper.
13. Killed at least one dog
 
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