Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

The Dude said:
Isn't Uncle Kage the old fur faggot who is always telling the younger fur faggots to not do anything to embarrass the fandom or make the community look bad, then drinks heavily at conventions because the younger fur faggots are either unwilling or incapable of following his advice?
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Yeah, he's the literal doctor that dresses up like a roach and pickles his liver so bad that he can't be a goddamn proper gentleman in the morning and return a greeting.

So I say, one more time, with a bit of malice this time: Good morning, Dr. Conway.
 
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Sneed's Feed And Seed said:
Yeah, he's the literal doctor that dresses up like a roach and pickles his liver so bad that he can't be a goddamn proper gentleman in the morning and return a greeting.

So I say, one more time, with a bit of malice this time: Good morning, Dr. Conway.
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To be autistically clear, PhD, not MD. He's a chemist.
 
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5ever a crab said:
Isn't wearing masks under fursuits kind of risky because of the limited air space? I don't know how fursuits work btw so I might just be retarded.
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Not just that, but keeping yourself hydrated is going to be very cumbersome. Normally you're able to just drink a water bottle or use a long straw without needing to remove most of the suit head since those can fit inside the suit's mouth. But with a mask over your face that you can't really accesses without removing the entire head (and possibly hands) themself that's going to get really annoying really fast (especially if you have a resin suit or extra parts around the neck area to take off). Something that can normally be done quickly and effortlessly now requires a literal pit stop. When you consider it might have been a year or 2 since some of these people have worn a suit and have less tolerance as a result, it's gonna fucking suck inside that.

So yeah not only is it gonna be a muggy bacterial soup in there but have fun taking 5-10 mins just to get a sip of water to avoid heat exhaustion. That's gonna be a literal safety issue.
 
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Follow up PL: the best source of airflow you’re going to get in a fursuit head is from the mouth. Depending on wether or not the head is lined determines how quickly the interior will heat up. Some suits (namely resin realistic ones) have the luxury of an interior fan but wearing a face mask under that will definitely render that pointless. Not sure what the weather in denver will be like that week but either way this is gonna be a disaster.
 
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omori said:
Follow up PL: the best source of airflow you’re going to get in a fursuit head is from the mouth. Depending on wether or not the head is lined determines how quickly the interior will heat up. Some suits (namely resin realistic ones) have the luxury of an interior fan but wearing a face mask under that will definitely render that pointless. Not sure what the weather in denver will be like that week but either way this is gonna be a disaster.
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It might get a little warm.
 
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The Dude said:
Isn't Uncle Kage the old fur faggot who is always telling the younger fur faggots to not do anything to embarrass the fandom
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He campaigns against furries being sexual while being a notorious writer of giant werewolf rampage porn under the name Rogue, attending 'macro' meets at conventions where he steps on model cities in his wolf costume then flirts with the young boys who watched him do it.
 
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omori said:
Follow up PL: the best source of airflow you’re going to get in a fursuit head is from the mouth. Depending on wether or not the head is lined determines how quickly the interior will heat up. Some suits (namely resin realistic ones) have the luxury of an interior fan but wearing a face mask under that will definitely render that pointless. Not sure what the weather in denver will be like that week but either way this is gonna be a disaster.
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Stick a fan blowing the air out of the head in the muzzle instead of one blowing air into the head. Just be covid negative first. It's not rocket science
 
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Furry Troon said:
He campaigns against furries being sexual while being a notorious writer of giant werewolf rampage porn under the name Rogue, attending 'macro' meets at conventions where he steps on model cities in his wolf costume then flirts with the young boys who watched him do it.
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If you go to Rogue's Macrophile.com site in the Way Back Machine, you can read some of his long deleted pedo stories, some of them co-written by other AC folks that are kinda.... ehhhhhh probably good they're deleted.
 
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The Dude said:
Isn't Uncle Kage the old fur faggot who is always telling the younger fur faggots to not do anything to embarrass the fandom or make the community look bad, then drinks heavily at conventions because the younger fur faggots are either unwilling or incapable of following his advice?
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Correct. Guy has become an alcoholic trying to tell furries to not be absolute fucking retards. I would feel bad for him, but the dude is preaching to a brick wall.

All I have to say, is for a guy with a PHD he is pretty stupid thinking he can get furries to not be horny tards.
 
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Pringles Can said:
Correct. Guy has become an alcoholic trying to tell furries to not be absolute fucking retards. I would feel bad for him, but the dude is preaching to a brick wall.

All I have to say, is for a guy with a PHD he is pretty stupid thinking he can get furries to not be horny tards.
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No, no. Kage doesn't want furries to stop being horny tards.

Kage wants furries to stop being horny tards in public.

He doesn't give a fuck if you're into National Socialist babyfur dickvore, so long as you don't publish, display or talk about it in public spaces, either IRL or online. The guy's entire thing is trying to rehabilitate the furry fandom's public image. Because anyone with even a single molecule of attachment to reality in their body knows getting furries to stop being horny is completely impossible.
 
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Corn Flakes said:
No, no. Kage doesn't want furries to stop being horny tards.

Kage wants furries to stop being horny tards in public.
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Isn't that what every older furry is about? Most of them are trying to clean up the image of furries being dogfuckers and shit and make it into a friendly happy group that kids can enjoy/get groomed by.

And the furries who try to clean up the image usually get screamed at by younger fur because they think oppression is being told that wearing a diaper and crapping in it is not normal anywhere and you need help.
 
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