Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Covfefe]

>Ethan Ralph will have a stronger genetic legacy than you

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

We literally just had the cornniversary. Except Ralph isn't allowed to see that kid, so he made another one. With a pedophile...
lol

 

[TJGamebox]

Use a condom

 

[Space Cooter]

Guys do you think this baby could end up being the Savior of the white race?

In all seriousness with his alcohol consumption, lack of exercise, and the physical appearance of his mare I'm quite impressed he was able to accomplish this

 

[Love Machine]

Imagine Digibro's mental breakdown right now.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Oh my fuck.

 

[Fareal]

All interest will now be lost in Xander. This is an absolute blessing for Xander and indeed also Faith.

 

[AltisticRight]

Another demon spawn?!
We need to contact Father Timothy at the Kino Institute for extended exorcisms.

@Null this can be featured, I guess.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Guys do you think this baby could end up being the Savior of the white race?

In all seriousness with his alcohol consumption, lack of exercise, and the physical appearance of his mare I'm quite impressed he was able to accomplish this

Its mom is a potential sex predator. This kid has less of a chance than Xander does.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This might explain the $99 engagement ring.

If it’s true, the relationship will be over within in one year of Xander II’s birth.

Or they are really desperate for more e-drama after peaking by screaming “Joshua Moon” while Chris got arrested so fake pregnancy it is.

 

[Terrorist]

WHAT DA

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

It would be super wholesome if Ralph ends up not being allowed to see this kid, either. How soon until Pantsu files for a court order of protection?

 

[Pomniman]

Imagine Digibro's mental breakdown right now.

Since he's a tranny now he probably wishes he could get pregnant.

 

[hot hot leg]

I guess that clears up the tranny question.

 

[CheeseCrackers]

im shocked,but only bc i thought pantzu was really a dude

 

[Love Machine]

The cursed progeny of the ralpha male will be the bane of josh's Pidgeon's son (and daughter).

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

The demon baby 2.0

 

[Terrorist]

im shocked,but only bc i thought pantzu was really a dude

Never say never. Pantsu could’ve impregnated Ralph.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

There had to be something replacing Chris-Chan not being at Everfree Northwest. So it begins.

 

[Reversal]

Please let this baby come out black.