Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

If true, it’s fucking hilarious…until CPS steps in.

I’m sure he will have May down to the welfare office state because Ralph isn’t going to cover her healthcare. Probably won’t marry her anytime soon so he can make sure the state of Virginia pays for bastard #2.
 
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I edited the title to better reflect the situation since this could be (should be!!!) feature-worthy.
A horse and hog hybrid, may God save us all.
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pregnancy test sperging:

See how faint that second line - the positive test line - is? You get a faint line like that because the hormone concentration in your pee isn't high enough yet to pull a strong test line. In practice, what this means is you get that sort of faint line when you are testing early. Really early, ten to 14 days post ovulation. Before you miss a period.

You only ever start testing this early if you are trying to get pregnant. This baby isn't an accident, at least on somebody's part.
 
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Fareal said:
pregnancy test sperging:

See how faint that second line - the positive test line - is? You get a faint line like that because the hormone concentration in your pee isn't high enough yet to pull a strong test line. In practice, what this means is you get that sort of faint line when you are testing early. Really early, ten to 14 days post ovulation. Before you miss a period.

You only ever start testing this early if you are trying to get pregnant. This baby isn't an accident, at least on somebody's part.
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Realistically, what’s the chance of a false positive on this?
 
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Yo, May, all joke aside I have a GENUINE honest question. A real question. Why exactly were you not on birth control while fucking Ralph, who as you know first hand has ZERO interest to be responsible parent and the only reason he stopped throwing the FIRST mother of his child under the bus is not because he loves you now but because court ordered him to stop. What exactly do you say to yourself to convince yourself that you and your child will be treated any better?

I'm not even alogging, I'm sincerely baffled and amazed and I don't get it and wish somebody explained the logic of it.
 
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