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Pantsu will name it Josh or something, maybe it's a trend to name 'em after Ralph's nemesis.
Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid
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Well, there aren't supposed to be two anti-Christs right? So I guess one of them will either be sacrificed for the corn or when they grow up, they will fight to the death and the winner will have to consume the loser to satisfy the demon lord.
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Bold of you to assume the aforementioned dumb wigger is going to be present in the child's life at all.
I guess Ralph was jealous of Null's newborns, Jeffrey Eggstein and Chantal, so now he has to sire two filthy, dumb, garbage-eating pests as well.
...Okay, that's not fair. Jeffrey and Chantal are pretty cute in a weird-looking way.
Look at that happy birb.
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Gunther. Or Gunt for short.
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“The Ralphamale don’t miss” burgers in the trash, thumbs in the ass and cringe as fuck Joker laughs.
Puck
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This is a level of stupid wigger that shouldnt be possible
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Just
. Literally, word filter anything anyone says in this thread to .Sweet dreams to him. At some point soon he'll have to wake up to this, but for now we let him rest.
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Tucker Tradition "T-Rad" Gator Ralph.
lol pretty soon we could all be laughing at Ralph for his wife's miscarriage. Randbot 2020 thou art avenged!
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Is literally anyone surprised by this news
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Cecil Joshua Fagmenco Conrad Ralph
Harlan Wick
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Congrats Gunt! If the online grift fails you at least have a future as a sperm donor.
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I’m surprised Ralph hasn’t been non-stop messaging about it.
MAH PENIS WORKS JOSHUUUA MOON, AHM SAVING THE WHITE RACE AND YOU GOTTA BROKE DICK
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Thank you whoever whatever is up there.
Xander can live his life.
I am sorry baby nr. 2, you have been sacrificed to the corn.
Frozen Fishsticks
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The worst people always seem to be the most fertile.
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Can't wait until they break up and he has to pay child support for two kids.
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How disguntsting
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How many more children must be made fun of before they are even born thanks to Ethan Ralph?
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So, this is amazing. Ethan Ralph has created two people who will be heavily documented since even before their birth. Two people who one day may innocently google their name and find out that their father was a deadbeat zoosadist alcoholic with a scat fetish.
Damn, who knew the kids who never heard from their dads again after they went to "buy cigarettes" were the lucky ones?
Damn, who knew the kids who never heard from their dads again after they went to "buy cigarettes" were the lucky ones?