Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Terrorist]

Ralph, you are the exact opposite of what Pantsu is attracted to, and she's openly said she thinks you're beneath her. The only reason she's with you is she couldn't find anyone better in Diddler Dax's clique or anime Twitter.

Once she grows bored of you, she'll do you like how she did Digibro: Cuck you, then turn on you publicly and air out all your dirty laundry. You'll go from her lovely trad beau to an evil alt-right Nazi abuser who forced her into a hellish, traumatizing existence in an instant. (but as with Digi, I bet the truth is she has you pussywhipped and is your worst enabler). You'll try to sue her over it, or she'll sue you, and she'll felt you in court.

She's not gonna want anything to do with the Guntlet either - too long to wait and too much effort to molest when anime kids are just a click away - and won't let you foist it on her family and her new squeeze like Faith did, so good luck trying to get Gator to raise it or sending it to live with Rand in Australia or whatever. Because Godbear knows you couldn't give a fuck either!

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

• your complete and utter lack of prospects outside the hell you have created for yourself, despite the fact that you will attempt to flex on others and pretend any part of this is desirable.

Definitely this one

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Wily Mantsu is using gunt-seed and her body to build Dick a little cutie to buy her way in to the Masterson polycule. This is absurd and a portent of the apocalypse.

Spoiler: soundtrack

The Four Horsemen - Metallica

my first vid!!! enjoy the song

www.youtube.com

Only Null can do it and he's sleeping.

Somebody here has the ability to sound the Ron Paul IT"S HAPPENING alarm in Null's bedroom. Hit the fucking button already.

 

[Desktop User2]

The best day of your life is because you found out Ralph knocked you up.
Is that because of:

• his genes
• the obesity
• the self-obsession of the man you need to act as an equal parent
• the way things played out with his previous baby-mama
• the way he treated his prior father-in-law (yeah I know, not technically married to Faith) and dropped crude Internet "Fucked your daughter" humor to someone he actually needed to have a serious IRL relationship with (even if there was no way for it to not be adversarial)
• your complete and utter lack of prospects outside the hell you have created for yourself, despite the fact that you will attempt to flex on others and pretend any part of this is desirable.

The financial prospect of a traveling circus act of horse-pig midgets.

 

[Fannyscum]

She's already pregnant and the proposal is just the lead-up to a shotgun wedding.

Called it.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Somebody here has the ability to sound the Ron Paul IT"S HAPPENING alarm in Null's bedroom. Hit the fucking button already.

No, let him find out after he wakes up and feeds his pigeon family and waters his plants, it's funnier that way.

 

[Tom Myers]

Here's a pic of the child:

 

[InwardsStink]

Oh great another kid for Ralph to groom.

 

[An automatic clown]

Yikes hard lemonade!! Bunch of morons on Twitter congratulating gunt

 

[Feignedgoat]

JOSHUA PEETOFILE MOON I DEDICATE THIS BABY TO YOU

 

[Prince Vegeta]

will we get to see this one?

Will Ralph?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Found a photo of the conception:

 

[Merry]

This is a condensed version of the events that led to Chris, except both the mother AND father are retarded this time

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

The fact that he actually managed to knock up not one but TWO lunatics with the "Memphis micro" is both horrifying and logic defying

Edit: I can't type worth a fuck today

 

[Average Orc Conesseuir]

So will this be a pump-n-dump situation or will Ralph stay around?

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

I'm having a hard time believing thats actually the Gunts kid we will have to see in 8 months what the color of said abomination is.

 

[Ho Deak]

Man, it's going to be really funny when this kid ends up fucking Pantsu in 40 years.

 

[Moths]

HOW MANY WAYS CAN WE SPLIT THE CHILD SUPPORT BABY WOOO

 

[Pringles Can]

Well, time for Ethan to leave another child and not pay child support. What a loving father.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Just think about how Ethan Ralph has more play than all of /r9k/.