Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[LadiosSopp]

We gonna go 2 for 2 on child support?

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Holy shit this dude really is doing a white trash speedrun with all these baby mamas. Now how long we gonna go till the divorce?

 

[FoolhardStar]

Now she's carrying that gunt. Inside of her body.

 

[Neil]

The best day of your life is because you found out Ralph knocked you up.
Is that because of:

• his genes
• the obesity
• the self-obsession of the man you need to act as an equal parent
• the way things played out with his previous baby-mama
• the way he treated his prior father-in-law (yeah I know, not technically married to Faith) and dropped crude Internet "Fucked your daughter" humor to someone he actually needed to have a serious IRL relationship with (even if there was no way for it to not be adversarial)
• your complete and utter lack of prospects outside the hell you have created for yourself, despite the fact that you will attempt to flex on others and pretend any part of this is desirable.

None of the above, she just needs a new vector to live out her degenerate fantasies through.

Digi couldn't give her a child, he turned himself into one to please her instead. But Ralph's obsession with being "trad" and being born with the redneck white trash mentality of having as many kids as possible with as many women as possible gave her a convenient enough excuse to pop one out and live the life thousands of doujin artists have illustrated for weirdos like her for years.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Incels BTFO by the guntlord

 

[Hamadryad]

The harvest will be plentiful for generations to come

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Despite all the damage done to his body his sperm is still just as potent.
I guess that's something to be proud of.

 

[Feignedgoat]

Wait until ralph finds out that's actually nulls baby that she had artificially inseminated in her. She couldn't tolerate having 2 dog killers in the house.

 

[Clueless Cuckster]

Wow, Pantsu and Ralph are really desperate for that threesome.

I think Pantsu realized it was the only way she would be able to access children.

 

[PIÑA]

If that baby ends up being a girl, then oh god let us pray for this child.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

NOW WAIT A MINUTE RALPH! RALPH NO!

 

[MagneticTowels]

Well, the silver lining is that we don't have to carry that gunt

 

[Owlery]

Can't wait for the inevitable

"Fuckin Kiwi Farms and pedophile cyber terrorist criminal felon josh moon making threads about our barely developed fetus harassing it"

 

[Gutes Zeug]

Man, it's going to be really funny when this kid ends up fucking Pantsu in 40 years.

More like when Pantsu fucks the kid in 13

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Yeah, Ralph. You definitely didn't miss.

Nope. You definitely didn't.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I didn't know this sad reject of a man actually calls himself "Ralphamale" lol.

I think Ralph may be the alpha lolcow. Due is constantly mad on the internet due to being so thin skinned, keeps making horrible choices, and pretends everything he does is a success.

Never stop producing content for us ralph.

Wish I had the fake evil laugh clip.

 

[Kheapathic]

From one trash woman to another, Ralph truly is a white nigger.

 

[jell0]

Ralph knocked up the 4th Horseman of the coming Cornpopalypse. Never stop doubling down you shining retard.

Edit: After some thought I realized this could end up into more than an actual support obligation, but also a potential double murder suicide. Kinda killed the funni for me

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Pretty sure Null's pepper plants will have a higher collective IQ than Ralph's Arby and Maker infused spawn.

 

[beautiful person]

That poor, unfortunate child. An even worse fate than the first one