Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Dickens Cider]

Plot twist: Chris knew this was coming and that’s why he was smiling when he got arrested. He knew the fucktard yelling “KILLSTREAM!!!!11i” at him was making a very serious mistake messing with him. He could smell the pheromones and knew that the merge was coming, and that the evil was festering in the rotted womb of the girl child . For the child was not got with earthly gunt powers but with sonichu magik and would one day rise to avenge him. And so the corn grows.

 

[Pump Meat]

Birthing that kid is gonna fuck up that manboy physique she was cultivating back when she was a confessed troon.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

So what crazy name do you think they will call this kid?

Magneto.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Gator cried tears of joy at this news last night. "A new young master!"

 

[Moths]

I called pantsu was the corn to be sacrificed to and now the harvest grows frens

 

[Ralphamale]

Round 2 Demon Baby boogaloo lets go!

 

[Pizdec]

There is not enough booze in my house to detail the levels of copium that was needed to create the second spawn of satan, jesus fucking christ.

 

[AnOminous]

Does this fat faggot realize how in debt he is for forever?

This is so sad. Imagine being the fatherless bastard this gunt spawned. How will this poor child live?

 

[RandomFaggot]

I don't remember the book of Revelations mentioning two anti-christs?

 

[Alba gu brath]

The average kid costs Americans what, thirty grand at the very least during their childhood? Either his loli lassie will need to get a proper job, his channel will need something to give it a burst of life from paypiggies or he's just fecked himself faster than good ol' Null ever could have done.

 

[Marissa Moira]

If only that british dude who shot up a bunch of people heard the Tale of The Gunt, he probably would have realized that his lot in life wasn't so bad and he could still get laid.

I mean this is a man who can't even see his own penis and he's fathered two kids.

 

[The Batter]

Just looking at that pregnancy test tweet I can smell the gunt sweat and trailer trash urine soaked carpet. There is absolutely no hope for his kids. Mark my words this won't be his last either.

 

[AnOminous]

The average kid costs Americans what, thirty grand at the very least during their childhood? Either his loli lassie will need to get a proper job, his channel will need something to give it a burst of life from paypiggies or he's just fecked himself faster than good ol' Null ever could have done.

Ethan Ralph is the biggest nigger in existence, a worthless motherfucker who spawns retards. Please, someone, put a bullet in this guy's head. In Minecraft, of course.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Honestly posting the pregnancy test means people will be able to track the kid's life from conception to death.

That's kinda scary.

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

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I've seen this movie before

Oh my fucking god. Null, you like being a trad farmer that bad? Find yourself a Slav cutie and breed us 3 healthy jannies, NOW.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Shakespeare has nothing on the tragicomedy that is Ethan Ralph.

 

[Cow Poly]

"I hope it's born dead" -said by anon in a VC

 

[RandomFaggot]

The only benefit to be had from this would be generational cow milking.

 

[AnOminous]

Am I supposed to be mad at all these welfare nigger babies? Or is this just an amazing bounty of lolcalves?

 

[grumble_bum]

"Mum how did you and dad meet?"
"Well your father was cheating on the mother of your half brother with me and I was cheating on pedophile I convinced to become a woman."
"How did dad propose to you?"
"I remember like it was yesterday. Your dad was dressed up as the autistic tranny that we were hunting because they raped thier own mother, we were trying to trick them into blaming their incest rape on a forum owner who says mean things about your daddy."
"Mummy what's a Gunt?"

There is no combination of events that will not eventually end in some form of child neglect or abuse.