Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

If reproduction is the meaning of life then Gunt gets a D. He technically passed but nobody is impressed. His children will have daddy issues (if he even lives long enough to affect them) and he will leave them absolutely nothing when he passes. Good parents leave their children houses, valuable collectibles, land, businesses, connections. Assets

The Ralphamale will bequeath to his children a mountain of empty liquor bottles and consumer debt. I'm pretty sure Null can manage to do better
To be fair, it's Null himself that got into an autistic argument about reproduction being the meaning of life, so him beating Null to the punch is winning. Nool probably haven't had his penis close enough to a vagina to reproduce in a decade.
 
10-14 days is perfect for a conception the day that Chris got arrested. Literally, they were so high off shouting my name at Chris, they went home and immediately conceived.

This is the second spite baby I have created with my evil powers.
Josh Moon is a power word aphrodisiac for Ralph and May. He’s probably sitting with a half chub every time he mentions you during stream.
 
I don't remember the book of Revelations mentioning two anti-christs?
We're building our way up to 6 children, with 6 heads, adorned with 6 crowns.
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Josh Moon is a power word aphrodisiac for Ralph and May. He’s probably sitting with a half chub every time he mentions you during stream.
Need an edit of that "Talk stupid to me" in bed comic.
 
10-14 days is perfect for a conception the day that Chris got arrested. Literally, they were so high off shouting my name at Chris, they went home and immediately conceived.

This is the second spite baby I have created with my evil powers.
That's also the day Ralph proposed with his $100 ring, and given how white trash they are, it's likely that Ralph proposed to her -because- he got her pregnant.

Furthermore, based on their sexual inclinations, whoever gets custody of the kid when they split in a few months is probably going to molest it.

I honestly feel terrible for the future bastard.
 
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I've always wondered why the people who should really procreate the least are the ones that usually spawn offspring the most - I never imagined the answer being "Because of that goddamn Joshua Moon and his goddamn broke ass penis over at the Karen farms"

At this rate, the gunt is doing more to save the white race than most people on this site. Admittedly, his spawn is the racial equivalent of a ruptured appendix, nut you've gotta hand it to him.
I don't think anyone except a fringe group of weirdos cares about saving the Hwhite race™ - incidentally, if Ethan Ralph in any way represents said Hwhite Race™, I don't think it needs (or deserves) saving.
 
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