Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Now is it worse that Pantsu ended up having a kid with Ethan over Digibro, or vice versa?

It won't have the 100% chance for Horsejaw that it did with Pantsu/Digibro, but now it has a 100% chance of getting molestered. I don't think it's any better. Digibro actually seems to have feelings other than impotent rage and might give a shit about his own spawn. Ralph couldn't even be fucked to attend the court hearing so he can be around his son.

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

Now that we have achieved plural status, we can really refer to Ralph's offspring as The Children of the Corn.

God help that fucking child. Being conceived to BTFO us retards on Kiwi Farms. Ralph has no idea that plenty of us have our own successful lives and families and legit thinks his fantasy world is reality.

 

[Xenomorph]

>Ethan Ralph will have a stronger genetic legacy than you

Darlin’, quality over quantity. Also, if this is her first pregnancy nature can do this zygote a service and since it’s full of retarded sperm and terminate it.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I love how Pantsu had no problem with Ethan grooming a teenage girl. I love how Pantsu agreed to marry this shallow manlet. I love how rapidly Pantsu got knocked up. I love how Pantsu just enables 's worst behaviours.

She really really really wants a baby to groom into her child sex slave

god knows how the fuck anything would want to bed a 5'2" beanbag but for real...

Drugs. If you got access to drugs (quality doesn't matter) you just sort of attract the sort of woman who's got zero standards.

Gabriel blow that fucking trumpet already, I can't take any more of this shit.

No no no! I owe my soul to the company store!

 

[buttmunch]

honestly feeling sorry for any child actually spawned, given pedomansu would only shit one out to spite the pedophile at the troon house, and fatty really wants one out of some weird trying to own the farms thing because hes never going to see the first one. im not sure i even believe it though but maybe im giving ralph too much credit on not being a complete garbage human

 

[KhorneFlakes]

here we go again

 

[CrocoGunt]

My gunt his spawned another demon baby

His gunt must be swinging so hard

 

[Akiren Amamiya]

>having a fetal alchohol syndrome kid with a pedophile to own Broke Dick Jersh
The Ralphamale wins again!

 

[DiggieSmalls]

This is why I choose to not have kids, they don’t need to live in the world with Ralph’s. People like Ralph shouldn’t have kids, why?
1. Ralph is a terminal fat ass
2. Ralph is an unstable alcoholic
3. Ralph is a retard

Those are just 3 reasons, yet somehow this disgusting vagabond now has two bastard children he is going to neglect as a father.

 

[エボラちゃん]

I blame the dimensional merge for having influenced the conception of the MANHORSEPIG!

 

[deeman]

Gabriel blow that fucking trumpet already, I can't take any more of this shit.

As a Nordic, i'd prefer Heimdal to do the honor.

Anyway, is this his new hobby? Trying to entrap girls by pregging them? All because Null once wished he wanted a family? Talk about doing the long con.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Anyway, is this his new hobby? Trying to entrap girls by pregging them? All because Null once wished he wanted a family? Talk about doing the long con.

I really, truly hope that this is all motivated by Null expressing his wishes for a family, and that Ralph is going to embark on a quest to impregnate as many trashy women as possible, just to own Joshua 'pedofile murderer con man racist terrorist flat earther' Moon.

Ralph's capacity for fucking his own life up out of pure spite is genuinely remarkable.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I can't wait for the next Kiwifarms update where we find out that the baby's black.

 

[Never Scored]

>Ethan Ralph will have a stronger genetic legacy than you

Not me. Plus my kids are less likely to grow up to be troons cause they're not going to get molested.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He probably knocked her up the day Chris got arrested.

 

[Fireman Sam]

DEMON BABY 2.0 LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOO!!

 

[Hüftpriester]

Jesus fucking christ I swear this lardass can't even wrap it before he taps it

To be fair, idk if they sell condoms that small.

 

[ModelCitizen]

This kid/gal/mutant is soo fucked, imagine what's going to happen when he/she discovers google and tries to find info about him/herself.

 

[HamsterEater96]

CPS is gonna be parked outside the crack shack within a month of may shitting the kid out.

 

[The Wokest]

is Ralph trying to set himself up for suicide?