US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Nation Building was never the plan, the plan was to kill Osama Bin-Laden"

Okay then why the FUCK DIDN'T YOU AND OBAMA LEAVE A DECADE AGO? YOU WERE IN POWER ALREADY AND COULD HAVE STARTED THIS PROCESS ALREADY.

"Isis trying to create a California..I mean Califight"

"I inhereted a deal" Yes we call that a treaty, it is how you end a war you dumb faggot.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Threw Obama under the bus and now blaming Trump lol.

 

[tehpope]

Invasion of Afghan was about counter terrorism, not civilzation building
We're fighting terrorism elsewhere in the world where we don't have perm military bases

This speach is all deflection.

He Stands behind his decision.

 

[Hackallier]

"There was no agreement protecting our troops after May 1"
BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT OF THERE

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"There is no agreement protecting our forces after may 1"

YES BECAUSE AFTER MAY 1 YOU ARE VIOLATING THE TREATY YOU DUMB SENILE OLD SHIT.

 

[Merry]

This reeks of desperation holy shit
he's going to get flayed alive by every form of media

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Shorter Biden:

The Buck Stops Elsewhere.

 

[SleepyNibba]

c'mon say trumps fault!!! say it!!!!

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

He's blaming Afghanistan!!!

 

[Compositesludge]

How is that a clarification? She's admitting to moderating her dress style so that she doesn't get stoned and raped by the Taliban.

She's always moderated her dress on the streets. She didn't start doing it after Kabul fell.

 

[tehpope]

He threw the Afghan army under the bus. OMG.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"We planned for every contingency"

You know outside of the Afghani military cucking like the dumb Sand Niggers they are.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Slurring words, eyes locked on the teleprompter.

This is a horrible speech and is being delivered like its about the lack of school supplies in Wyoming.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Jesus christ, he's blaming everyone but himself.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Oh boy it'd be a shame if angry vets start taking it out on Biden's BLM and Antifa footsoldiers.

 

[ForgedBlades]

>The Taliban does not have an Air Force

they do now nigga

 

[CarlosDanger]

Throwing everyone under the transport plane except himself.

 

[tehpope]

Jesus christ, he's blaming everyone but himself.

He didn't directly blame Trump yet.

 

[Merry]

They have an airforce now, Joe

I love the admission that America wasted trillions

 

[Absolutego]

lmao he's really saying "we gave them shittons of hardware and they didn't want it, fuck it". Can't wait to watch the neocons thrash around about that.