US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

this is like blaming South vietnam for running out of bullets and money after the USA cut of military aid.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

He threw the Afghan army under the bus. OMG.

Is it really throwing someone under the bus when they just surrendered like pussies?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Does this make sense to anybody?

 

[Meat Target]

He threw the Afghan army under the bus. OMG.

To be fair, he's not necessarily wrong on that. We cannot fight the Afghan's wars for them.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Holy Shit his brain is fucking fried

 

[Aqua Panda]

God damn, moving the goal posts, the speech.

Damn man, take the L. It's yours and you're not getting out of it.

 

[Dona Morte]

Farmers. Some good shit off Twatter.

 

[Compositesludge]

Does this make sense to anybody?

He's pointing as many fingers as he can in as short a time as he can.

 

[tehpope]

To be fair, he's not necessarily wrong on that. We cannot fight the Afghan's wars for them.

The way he phrased it made it sound like its all their fault. He could have been more tactful IMO.

 

[mandatorylurk]

They said he was going to take questions from pre-screened reporters (journalisming!) but with how he is I don't think so...

 

[Absolutego]

To be fair, he's not necessarily wrong on that. We cannot fight the Afghan's wars for them.

Oh he's completely correct about that, but that just raises the question of why he didn't better manage our withdrawal instead of kicking the deadline down the road and ensuring we had to get out amid an enemy offensive instead of a ceasefire.

 

[ForgedBlades]

>Curb theme starts playing

 

[Quixotic Man]

The buck stops with Orange man, the Afghan army, Afghan leaders, war hawks, the Afghan people, Obama, the guy who made my eggs last Thursday... Definitely not with me!

 

[Michael Wade]

I WILL NOT REPEAT THE MISTAKES OF THE PAST...... you already have.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Oh he's completely correct about that, but that just raises the question of why he didn't better manage our withdrawal instead of kicking the deadline down the road and ensuring we had to get out amid an offensive instead of a ceasefire.

cause Drumph set up the withdrawl date and we can't do what he wanted.

 

[gaystoner]

"Staying past may 1st would be a bad idea"

"That is why I stayed past May 1st!"

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

The Afghan military has always been known for being garbage, it was wishful thinking to expect them to learn anything from western training. Here's a classic clip.

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Spoiler: Youtube link

This hurts. I mean, at this point we should leave the entire middle east (except Israel, they actually pay well), let them fight it out, then welcome the winner into the world stage.

 

[soy_king]

She's always moderated her dress on the streets. She didn't start doing it after Kabul fell.

she literally said that until now she would still show hair, even though she wore a veil. That's a sign of meekly bowing down to the Chad goat fuckers. "there is a difference, but not quite this stark."

 

[CarlosDanger]

Blames Trump and then says he stands by his decision.

 

[𓇋𓈖𓊪𓅱𓃣]

Farmers. Some good shit off Twatter.

I looked at the tweets under the hashtag and to my relief it was mostly conservatives asking Biden not to Blame Trump. There was some TDS as well though.