US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Biden looked confused by the 'graveyard of empires" line.

 

[Compositesludge]

still not the point. the fact that she has to moderate her dress at all now that the Students have taken over Kabul is what matters.

Assuming that a meme depicts the unadulterated truth is like expecting that Joe Biden will keep his promises: you're gonna be disappointed

As she said, she was already moderating her dress, just not to the same extent she's doing now. What point are you trying to make?

 

[tehpope]

He said the buck stops with him. He won't pass the GWOT to a 5th president.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Fucker can't stop slurring his words.

He's completely fucked up

 

[CHARizard]

Fucker can't stop slurring his words.

He's completely fucked up

Ive noticed he is having a real hard time reading the teleprompter. I don't normally watch these conferences is he always like this?

 

[X Pac Heat]

Fucker can't stop slurring his words.

He's completely fucked up

Give him a break, he had to cut his lazarus pit vacation short to play the blame game.

 

[Merry]

Okay we're at the press secretary talking points part of the speech

 

[Quixotic Man]

This is the most confused speech I have ever heard. Blames everyone, but then says the buck stops with him. Says Trump made a mistake by pulling out, but that there would be no good time for pulling out and it should have been done earlier.

 

[Compositesludge]

What he keeps dodging around is that he delayed our departure from Afghanistan past Trump's timeframe. Why, if his first and only concern was getting us out?

 

[CarlosDanger]

Biden bringing up Vietnam

 

[Michael Wade]

RIGHT ONE RIGHT ONE RIGHT ONE. NO QUESTIONS FAGGS.

 

[Hackallier]

NO QUESTIONS

 

[CarlosDanger]

Not even taking questions LMAO.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Z
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R
O

QUESTIONS.

 

[𓇋𓈖𓊪𓅱𓃣]

I guess he was running too low on adrenochrome to answer questions.

 

[Miller]

Well, time to impeach Blumpf.

 

[Compositesludge]

Jake Tapper's mad. I'm not happy. We didn't expect better, but that was ugly.

 

[gaystoner]

That fucking walk away XD

 

[CarlosDanger]

Back into the basement he goes.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Well, time to impeach Blumpf.

Third times the charm!