US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You'd be surprised. Autistic faggot @Hollywood Hulk Hogan tried his darndest but just couldn't convince us he had his heart in it.

What? I repeatedly said yesterday (before the wipe) that this was not good, but it was inevitable. Unlike you, I can admit when it's something bad for the guy I voted for.

 

[thx1138]

Jake Tapper's mad. I'm not happy. We didn't expect better, but that was ugly.

How does that meme go? "Our expectations for you were low, but holy shit."

 

[draggs]

Lol NPR flipping between blackpilling and copium

This was incompetence on Biden's part but only the elite cares about it, stupid ignorant Americans don't care about the incompetence and America being humiliated

Okayyyyy NPR. Suuuuuurrrrre.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Back to Camp David lol.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Running like he's leaving Kabul.

Rekieta had a superchat where someone said Psaki's on a break because she had a breakdown, at this point I could believe that. Good troll.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I have no PC and I must shitpost

 

[CrippleThreat]

Back to Camp David lol.

Caught the jet back like a goatherder sprinting for that plane in Kabul.

 

[Dona Morte]

‘Woke’ Gen. Mark Milley, in July: ‘Afghan Security Forces Have the Capacity to … Defend Their Country’​

'Woke' Gen. Mark Milley, in July: 'Afghan Security Forces Have the Ca…

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NO FUCKING WAY

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Kamala Harris Claimed 'Key Role' in Afghan Withdrawal Decision

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[Only A Retard Sometimes]

polling on the afghan situation is coming in. everyone blames Biden.

https://thetrafalgargroup.org/COSA-National-Afghanistan-Full-Report.pdf

~50% of Democrats disapprove

74% of independents disapprove

overall disapproval stands at 70%

 

[Quixotic Man]

Member of the press might accidentally see him at the White House, so back to Camp David.

Anyone over/under on the reason he mentioned a "Fifth President" so much because Kamala is going to take the reigns soon?

 

[Aqua Panda]

"And he's heading back to Camp David..."

Oh man are his numbers screwed. History will not look fondly on him for running away.

We're looking at this being a Black Monday for his administration in the history books.

 

[Meat Target]

‘Woke’ Gen. Mark Milley, in July: ‘Afghan Security Forces Have the Capacity to … Defend Their Country’​

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[gaystoner]

LOLOLOLOL

CNN has an 8 panel thing going. They are calling Biden out for reframing the issue. It's not about pulling out of Afghanistan..its about the disastrous 72 hours we've just witnessed

 

[HandsomeDan]

What he said (read off of a screen) about not risking one more American life on a foreign civil war is exactly correct and I agree 100%, if they only really meant that. The problem is he is sending thousands of more soldiers to try and deal with a mess that should be allowed to just burn out, therefore risking many more lives. Not to mention they will be facing US weapons carelessly left behind.

Luckily we can just spend more taxpayer dollars to build more weapons then leave those somewhere else!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

‘Woke’ Gen. Mark Milley, in July: ‘Afghan Security Forces Have the Capacity to … Defend Their Country’​

'Woke' Gen. Mark Milley, in July: 'Afghan Security Forces Have the Ca…

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NO FUCKING WAY
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I have the capacity to fuck a fat Meth head with 5 kids and purple hair, but guess what..IT AINT HAPPENING.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

If he's heading back to the camp, why didn't they just do the address there? Surely they have nice podiums ready to go at a moments notice?

 

[CarlosDanger]

LOLOLOLOL

CNN has an 8 panel thing going. They are calling Biden out for reframing the issue. It's not about pulling out of Afghanistan..its about the disastrous 72 hours we've just witnessed

One of the Washington Post reporters was shitting on Biden's speech pretty hard. She went on for a good 5 minutes before they cut away to some Biden simp.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Member of the press might accidentally see him at the White House, so back to Camp David.

Anyone over/under on the reason he mentioned a "Fifth President" so much because Kamala is going to the reigns soon?

Yeah I heard that too. I don't know at all what he means by fifth president. Either a retard fluke or he looking to run with his tail between his legs soon.

 

[Dona Morte]

Fuck American citizens.
Let me extend that.
ALL Joint Chief's should go.

 

[CarlosDanger]

If he's heading back to the camp, why didn't they just do the address there? Surely they have nice podiums ready to go at a moments notice?

They have a full blown media center there.