US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

This right here means that any Dem who tries to talk about caring about Americans can be mocked for all eternity.

"Sorry, we know we sent you there over your objections, but Hadji here makes the fried goat sandwiches Kamala likes, so you can either borrow some money from us at 45.5% APR to try to hire a flight, or you can walk to Pakistan. Your choice."

Because don't forget, the US State Department so graciously offered to LEND people money to leave Afghanistan last month.

"The adults are back... on vacation."

Is he trying to become the next Jimmy Carter?

As much a people give Carter shit, there's two things about him that nobody can take from him:

He saved thousands of lives at great personal risk by leading a team to stop a reactor from completely failing.

He served honorably in the Navy in the nuke field, one of the toughest jobs in the Navy.

Even his detractors knew he meant well, was fairly honest, and had personal courage.

Biden has been nothing but a career politician, a failure, a double dealer, a backstabber.

In the Old West they'd have run him out of town on rail.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

There's no doubt this would have happened under Trump, the DOD was and is just as compromised as the FBI or the CIA..

 

[Gehenna]

There's no doubt this would have happened under Trump, the DOD was and is just as compromised as the FBI or the CIA..

The thing is, everyone had signed off on the deal Trump made. And sans the -massive- recruitment propaganda Biden gave to them by delaying it's not entirely clear that the Taliban would have had the men to do it, let alone the general sentiment among the afghan rank and file to just step aside.

 

[Meat Target]

Let's not forget that GOP is here to tell us the truth.
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That "country over party" line ALWAYS is imposed upon Republicans, NEVER upon Democrats. Take it and shove it up your ass, Kinzinger.

 

[The Last Stand]

Let's see here: a crippling economy, inflation up the wazoo, potential election tampering, rising gas prices, horrible race riots and relations, family scandals, censorship advocation, uncontrollable pandemic, political prisoners, complete anarchy and now horrible foreign policy.

ALL IN LESS THAN A YEAR.

Even the least astute observer can point out that something is incredibly wrong. No amount of media suppression and smoke mirror tactics can hide the fact that this administration is crumbling this country in every way imaginable.

I may be showing my age and ignorance, but this is one of THE WORST ADMINISTRATIONS I've ever witness thus far. McCarthyism, Desert Storm, Civil Rights, recession, Spanish Flu all rolled into one. It's not even laughingly bad anymore, it's just remarkably repugnant.

Everybody involves deserves all the backlash and then some. I almost feel bad for the next person that would have to clean up this mess. I say almost because there's no telling if even if a Republican wins, it'd be a RINO with similar policies that would just have things be stagnant. That's being optimistic.

https://beckernews.com/you-will-not...collapsed-40878/?utm_source=BN&utm_medium=PTN

But not even the queen is immune, oh no. She's going down with the ship.

Mark me well.

She wanted to be the first POC VP in charge, she got it. Fuck her and fuck the blatant, racist push of upstaging a corrupt, distasteful, revolting politician with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Identity politics is the worst thing to affect this country since Red Scare. Maybe second to post-9/11 patriotism. I'm going to be laughing in GLEE seeing at least one of them being thrown to the stake that THEY created just to defeat a populist president. All of them need to face repercussions.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Would the Taliban have taken Afghanistan if they'd followed Trump's plan?

Without a doubt, but who would care?

By May 1st, the Afghan President was still there. If Biden had only gone with the deal set, Afghanistan falling to the Taliban would have been squarely on them.

Afghanistan and their "president" are gone and the nation is replaced now with Taliban Country as the Biden administration is shitting bricks, working around the clock to "fix" things. America looks like a fool and humiliated itself thanks to the presiding powers that be™ wanting shining optics (plus an epic own), when all everybody (Left, Right, Batshit Progressive, Wingnut, etc.) wanted was for America to no longer be there. President Biden and his entire administration just blame-gamed a country and people who effectively no longer exist just to cover for his own failings and outright incompetence.

It's Joever. America lost the Afghanistan War.

 

[Dona Morte]

Another GOP cuck. Silent. That or bitch ass statement. Oh look a vaccine virtue signal. They were front and center to vote to impeach. You could have. You could haveflipped off Democrats and said NO to impeaching.

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First GOOD RESPONSE!

Oh really? First time I heard of your ass.

 

[Salubrious]

Haven't got too much polling on the reaction to his speech, but our initial results (Which are done online, and thus tend to oversample democrats) rate it as "Very Poor". We'll see if that holds when we do the University polling which, combined with the online polls, tend to give us fairly accurate views on Democrat opinions.

You have to take into account, most people that are voting age except for the 18-25 remember where they were on 9/11. They remember that one unifying moment where we wanted nothing more than revenge. This war has lasted more than half our lives if you are 26-40 and still more than a third or quarter for everyone else.

Now, for all intents and purposes, the Taliban won. Yes, Bin Laden is dead, but the Taliban is maybe even more powerful now than they were on 9/11. They basically run an entire country now and are allies with our greatest rivals (Russia and China).

This is absolutely devasting for anyone without TDS. This is no recovery from this.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Desert Storm

Oh no you don't. You don't act like that was some fuckup.

We won that war in 92 hours and fucked off back home.

Don't wrap us up in this stupid quagmire bullshit.

 

[Gehenna]

You have to take into account, most people that are voting age except for the 18-25 remember where they were on 9/11. They remember that one unifying moment where we wanted nothing more than revenge. This war has lasted more than half our lives if you are 26-40 and still more than a third or quarter for everyone else.

Now, for all intents and purposes, the Taliban won. Yes, Bin Laden is dead, but the Taliban is maybe even more powerful now than they were on 9/11. They basically run an entire country now and are allies with our greatest rivals (Russia and China).

This is absolutely devasting for anyone without TDS. This is no recovery from this.

Given the aforementioned 90% disapproval generally, I think it's safe to say -even those with TDS- are breaking off. Even if you combine the Not Sure and I approve vote, it's only 10%. That is far below the TDS count here.

 

[Cat Menagerie]

China does stand to gain the most out of this failure and this time, I'm not referring to panicking Taiwan. It's so that they can sign exclusive mining rights with the Taliban for rare earth minerals to make even cheaper smartphones and Ipads.

They are not entirely happy about this situation as the Taliban are...unreliable business partners. I think their hope is that they burn out and someone else take over.

 

[The Last Stand]

Oh no you don't. You don't act like that was some fuckup.

We won that war in 92 hours and fucked off back home.

Don't wrap us up in this stupid quagmire bullshit.

I may be showing my age and ignorance,

Please correct me then. Which stage in Middle East intervention had the US stuck in a global conflict for years to come? Iraq War? Gulf War? Mind you that one of the Bushes created a deal with the warring factions which has ignited said conflict. I think either Iran or Korea.

 

[Hackallier]

 

[jje100010001]

"Listen fat. It was all Trump and the Afgani people's fault NOT MINE. Now back to the Joe-Hole!" -Joe Biden on Afghanistan 8/16/2021

Haven't got too much polling on the reaction to his speech, but our initial results (Which are done online, and thus tend to oversample democrats) rate it as "Very Poor". We'll see if that holds when we do the University polling which, combined with the online polls, tend to give us fairly accurate views on Democrat opinions.

The speech, like what others are saying, was a massive strawman addressing the reasons why America needs to get out of Afghanistan (which most people already know and agree with), not HOW America is getting out of Afghanistan (which is the main crisis at the moment and whose fault is his administration's).

Some shifty tone massaging going on, same as during the Obama era. I expect this to be part of the talking points going forward.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Not sure if I'm late on this.

shit, guess I was lol.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I just heard that Joe Biden is on "Vacation".

Vacation from what?! Jesus Christ.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Oh no you don't. You don't act like that was some fuckup.

We won that war in 92 hours and fucked off back home.

Don't wrap us up in this stupid quagmire bullshit.

The technical term for that is "punitive expedition." That's what should have happened in this case. Kill the bad guy, blow up a few of his compadres, then fuck off back home. Would have saved us all the trouble and humiliation of dicking around for 20 years with nothing but egg on our collective faces to show for it.

 

[Cuckoman]

By May 1st, the Afghan President was still there. If Biden had only gone with the deal set, Afghanistan falling to the Taliban would have been squarely on them.

Afghanistan and their "president" are gone and the nation is replaced now with Taliban Country as the Biden administration is shitting bricks, working around the clock to "fix" things. America looks like a fool and humiliated itself thanks to the presiding powers that be™ wanting shining optics (plus an epic own), when all everybody (Left, Right, Batshit Progressive, Wingnut, etc.) wanted was for America to no longer be there. President Biden and his entire administration just blame-gamed a country and people who effectively no longer exist just to cover for his own failings and outright incompetence.

It's Joever. America lost the Afghanistan War.

But May 1st would not have worked for Biden. He wanted a photo-op to time the withdrawal with the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

This bullshit is just because Biden wanted a photo-op. He made USA look weak and a laughinstock to the entire world.
He made China relentlessly mock America for its failure and threathen Taiwan.

All this because Biden wanted a photo-op. Never forget.

 

[Dona Morte]

WTF is this Tim?
Can't find a fence to sit on?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Please correct me then. Which stage in Middle East intervention had the US stuck in a global conflict for years to come? Iraq War? Gulf War? Mind you that one of the Bushes created a deal with the warring factions which has ignited said conflict. I think either Iran or Korea.

Desert Storm the biggest watchword was: "We are not here to occupy these people and refight Vietnam all over again, so get that out of your fucking skulls right now. We're going to kill them, chase them out of Kuwait, break their shit, and go home."

And we did just that. We killed everyone and left. Told the CIA to go find their own fucking war and to get fucked and get lost. Despite being told we couldn't win and that 90% of us would be dead in 10 hours and that nobody could beat the third largest Army on the Earth, we bombed their shit for 40 days and 40 nights like it was the fucking Bible, then wiped them out in less than a 100 hours, then went the fuck home.

Nobody was interested in occupation but retards who got told to sit down and shut the fuck up. We had a plan going in, we had go to hell plans, we had plans if we were pushed back into Saudi Arabia, we had plans if the fucking Arabs somehow had goddamn magic. We had written orders in packets in case the commo net went down. Everyone knew their fucking jobs. We even had exit plans to get the fuck out.

So, yeah, don't put Desert Storm in the same boat as this retarded cockup.

We won our war.