US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Hackallier]

 

[The Nothingness]

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F that. I'll take heads of every Republican that voted to impeach Trump.
I am calling it now. There is a hostage situation there.

Spineless GOP won't do what Rashida Tlaib said after winning her seat: "We're gonna to impeach the motherfucker!"

 

[JosephStalin]

Joey looks like he's watching Gumby.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Remember this?

 

[Billy Beer]

When Trump was in charge of America, the world laughed at the president but respected the country.

Now the most popular president ever is getting laughed at and your country looks like a joke. The clowns voted for a clown and the circus has come to town. Enjoy the laughs

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

The people who are complaining about Trump as the cause of Afghanistan cluster fuck...well, we could all be talking about Trump as the sole responsibility of this clusterfuck if ya had voted for him. Sometimes I wonder if it was an accidental trap set by the previous administration. The fact of the matter is, Biden is the Commander In Chief and this happened while he is Commander In Chief. COPE SEETHE DILATE.


Side note, if Pentagon has plans for this; it better be nothing short of a nuclear bomb...in minecraft.

 

[Garm]

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What's the odds Biden is out of job soon?

If he was going to do the smart move and resign, he would have done it today. I'm guessing he can't since he is the glue that holds his shitty coalition together.

Generals won't resign because why should they? They probably told Biden they needed more soldiers. That another decade would be necessary to really ensure America's safety.

Deep staters? They are probably the ones that actually get things done because they have their fiefdoms.

Congress won't do anything because they're really going to go after good old Joe? Savior of the Republic? Especially after all the fortifying to get him in?

Biden's administration only works as long as everyone is getting a slice of the pie. The second fingers get pointed at people the whole thing shatters.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Afghanistan Has Fallen To The Taliban. How Will Americans Judge Biden’s Decision To Withdraw?

President Biden’s decision in April to withdraw American combat troops from Afghanistan by Sept. 11 set in motion a collapse of the Afghan government that accel…

fivethirtyeight.com

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Five thirty eight is having a hell of a time trying to find a way to spin this. The article boils down to "uhhhh yeah it was a total disaster but Americans are retards who won't care so everything will be fine." Some of the purest copium on the market atm.

This might be true if Afghanistan had ended inconclusively like Iraq or the Taliban had rolled into Kabul months to a year down the line once American troops have already left. Something tells me people are going to notice the government completely showing its ass on this and every media lackey fleeing the sinking ship.

 

[Dead Memes]

You know it's bad when CNN can't even give it a neutral spin.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

If he was going to do the smart move and resign, he would have done it today. I'm guessing he can't since he is the glue that holds his shitty coalition together.

Generals won't resign because why should they? They probably told Biden they needed more soldiers. That another decade would be necessary to really ensure America's safety.

Deep staters? They are probably the ones that actually get things done because they have their fiefdoms.

Congress won't do anything because they're really going to go after good old Joe? Savior of the Republic? Especially after all the fortifying to get him in?

Biden's administration only works as long as everyone is getting a slice of the pie. The second fingers get pointed at people the whole thing shatters.

Such a fragile web that has been weaved.

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Good, at least they have some semblance of a heart considering their international team is being slaughtered.

 

[Dona Morte]

MSNBC and silence from the Joint Chiefs.

 

[Not Really Here]

Thank god we don't have a president tweeting mean things anymore, I for one think seeing shitskins falling from planes trying to escape their shithole is much less harmful to the image of the US than mean words.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I love that much of the media is still Ridin' with Biden like Slim fuckin Pickens.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

What the fuck is even comparable to this? I honestly can't think of another foreign policy failure this huge.

 

[Kornula]

What terrifies me most about Creepy Uncle joe is that his fan base still love him.. no matter how much he's literally ruining the world.

 

[Wargarbl]

Well, Biden could do us a solid and leave the journoscum as party favors for the Taliban:

NY Times, WaPo, WSJ issue joint statement urging Biden to rescue journalists out of Afghanistan

The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal issued a joint statement urging President Biden to ensure the safe exit of their journalists from Afghanistan.

www.foxnews.com

Spoiler: Article

NY Times, WaPo, WSJ issue joint statement urging Biden to rescue journalists out of Afghanistan
'We're looking for an unequivocal signal that the government will stand behind the free press'
By Joseph A. Wulfsohn , Brian Flood | Fox News

The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal issued a joint statement urging President Biden to ensure the safe exit of their journalists from Afghanistan.

"For the past twenty years, brave Afghan colleagues have worked tirelessly to help The New York Times, The Washington Post and The Wall Street Journal share news and information from the region with the global public," the joint statement began. "Now, those colleagues and their families are trapped in Kabul, their lives in peril."

"As employers, we are looking for support for our colleagues and as journalists we're looking for an unequivocal signal that the government will stand behind the free press. In that light, we ask the American government to move urgently and take three concrete steps to protect their safety," the statement continued.

The three papers outlined what they were seeking from the Biden administration, which included "facilitated and protected access to the US-controlled airport," "safe passage through a protected access gate to the airport" and "facilitated air movement out of the country."

The letter was signed by Washington Post publisher Fred Ryan, New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger and Wall Street Journal publisher Almar Latour.

Earlier in the day, the Post’s publisher directly emailed U.S. National Security advisor Jake Sullivan as the Taliban seized control of Afghanistan, asking him to make sure reporters from The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and Washington Post can safely exit.

"Jake, Urgent request on behalf of the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and Washington Post is to have our 204 journalists, support staff and families transported by US Military from the civilian side of the Kabul airport to the military side of the airport where they can be safe as they await evacuation flights," Ryan wrote in an email obtained by Fox News.

"They are currently in danger and need the US government to get them to safety," Ryan added. "Please advise as to how best to proceed."

The request came after armed Taliban fighters swept into Afghanistan’s capital of Kabul on Sunday as the Afghani president fled the country and his government collapsed. Scenes of chaos and panic at Kabul's airport have captured the globe's attention as the United States’ 20-year military presence in the country stumbles to an end. Some videos have even shown people desperately clinging to the outside of airplanes as they take off.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

What terrifies me most about Creepy Uncle joe is that his fan base still love him.. no matter how much he's literally ruining the world.

To be fair, Trump also had the same sort of base. Which is equally terrifying.

 

[Ita Mori]

That reminds me: why are we allowing UNVACCINATED Afghans into the country?

Only political rivals of the DNC get covid, you fucking fascist. This virus is smart.

 

[Meat Target]

Well, Biden could do us a solid and leave the journoscum as party favors for the Taliban:

NY Times, WaPo, WSJ issue joint statement urging Biden to rescue journalists out of Afghanistan

The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal issued a joint statement urging President Biden to ensure the safe exit of their journalists from Afghanistan.

www.foxnews.com

Spoiler: Article

NY Times, WaPo, WSJ issue joint statement urging Biden to rescue journalists out of Afghanistan
'We're looking for an unequivocal signal that the government will stand behind the free press'
By Joseph A. Wulfsohn , Brian Flood | Fox News

The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal issued a joint statement urging President Biden to ensure the safe exit of their journalists from Afghanistan.

"For the past twenty years, brave Afghan colleagues have worked tirelessly to help The New York Times, The Washington Post and The Wall Street Journal share news and information from the region with the global public," the joint statement began. "Now, those colleagues and their families are trapped in Kabul, their lives in peril."

"As employers, we are looking for support for our colleagues and as journalists we're looking for an unequivocal signal that the government will stand behind the free press. In that light, we ask the American government to move urgently and take three concrete steps to protect their safety," the statement continued.

The three papers outlined what they were seeking from the Biden administration, which included "facilitated and protected access to the US-controlled airport," "safe passage through a protected access gate to the airport" and "facilitated air movement out of the country."

The letter was signed by Washington Post publisher Fred Ryan, New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger and Wall Street Journal publisher Almar Latour.

Earlier in the day, the Post’s publisher directly emailed U.S. National Security advisor Jake Sullivan as the Taliban seized control of Afghanistan, asking him to make sure reporters from The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and Washington Post can safely exit.

"Jake, Urgent request on behalf of the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and Washington Post is to have our 204 journalists, support staff and families transported by US Military from the civilian side of the Kabul airport to the military side of the airport where they can be safe as they await evacuation flights," Ryan wrote in an email obtained by Fox News.

"They are currently in danger and need the US government to get them to safety," Ryan added. "Please advise as to how best to proceed."

The request came after armed Taliban fighters swept into Afghanistan’s capital of Kabul on Sunday as the Afghani president fled the country and his government collapsed. Scenes of chaos and panic at Kabul's airport have captured the globe's attention as the United States’ 20-year military presence in the country stumbles to an end. Some videos have even shown people desperately clinging to the outside of airplanes as they take off.

Leave them there, so they can enjoy the vibrant, diverse culture.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Aw jeez I think this one calls for a double scoop of vanilla ice cream