US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

So, political prediction time.

1: The cabal is -done-. The war is -hot- now. Not sure how much we will see, but the cabal can no longer stand, one of the groups -has- to gain dominance. It's going to be a no holds barred brutal political war between three factions who absolutely hate each other. The Executive Branch will not remain isolated in this. The Congress is going to be ripped apart.
2: The republicans won't be spared. Any personal favors to be called will, all RINOs will be expected to get behind at least one of the factions. Open warfare gets top kick-off between the factions. The current media disorganization si a direct result, nobody in media knows what side to support.
3: Kamala will bring the knife out. She might not quite use it, but she needs to position herself immediately to stab Biden in the back, and stab every single member of the Cabal as well. She has power, and has been quietly consolidating it until now.

Let's say Joe is 25thed...how do they frame it? Do they actually spill the beans that Joe has been sick all this time? Do they try and garner sympathy?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Do you think that sounds more like a baseball card in a bike wheel spoke, or steak being hit with a tenderizing hammer?

That's the first thing I thought too, imagine the fucking noise.

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No mean tweets, guys.

Seethe harder Biden voters, it's giving me life.

 

[tehpope]

Let's say Joe is 25thed...how do they frame it? Do they actually spill the beans that Joe has been sick all this time? Do they try and garner sympathy?

I think so. They probably will spin it in a way that won't make it seem like the cabal has been running the show this entire time.

 

[pwnest injun]

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Is this a dare?

 

[Gehenna]

Let's say Joe is 25thed...how do they frame it? Do they actually spill the beans that Joe has been sick all this time? Do they try and garner sympathy?

They throw him buswards. "He hid it from us the entire time" or "He simply snapped due to the pressure".

None of these are good, but there is no good way to do it, to begin with, It's about damage mitigation.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Who’s the biggest washed up lolcow actor from a big sci-go franchise? Mark Hamil or George Takai?

Because these two just can’t shut the fuck up.


Mark hasn’t sperg blame on Trump yet.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I think so. They probably will spin it in a way that won't make it seem like the cabal has been running the show this entire time.

And adding further distrust to not just federal government, but on top with the already nationwide mistrust with corporate media, it will even look worse in retrospect since they didn’t have to outright censor a former sitting POTUS online on social media.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Who’s the biggest washed up lolcow actor from a big sci-go franchise? Mark Hamil or George Takai?

Because these two just can’t shut the fuck up.
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Mark hasn’t sperg blame on Trump yet.

"Resurgent Taliban"

WE HAD A GOD DAMN PEACE TREATY.
Do you know what that means you slant eyed faggot?

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Who’s the biggest washed up lolcow actor from a big sci-go franchise? Mark Hamil or George Takai?

Because these two just can’t shut the fuck up.
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Mark hasn’t sperg blame on Trump yet.

He's such an insufferable asshole he makes me ashamed to admit I'm a faggot.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

They throw him buswards. "He hid it from us the entire time" or "He simply snapped due to the pressure".

None of these are good, but there is no good way to do it, to begin with, It's about damage mitigation.

They can't honestly believe this is going to work in any conceivable way.

The public is gone, there's no coming back here. We're fine with looking dumb as long as people know we'll kick their ass for laughing, but this? No one is okay with this.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Who’s the biggest washed up lolcow actor from a big sci-go franchise? Mark Hamil or George Takai?

Because these two just can’t shut the fuck up.
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Mark hasn’t sperg blame on Trump yet.

Takei, because at least Hamill keeps getting popular roles.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Takei, because at least Hamill keeps getting popular roles.

It is Takei by far.

Takei had one bit role, in reality he was a nobody until Star Trek 2.

 

[Meat Target]

Let's say Joe is 25thed...how do they frame it? Do they actually spill the beans that Joe has been sick all this time? Do they try and garner sympathy?

They'll huff their own farts about how it's a moral victory, because "we have the kurraje and humilutee to do what Republicans will not with Orange Man". It will be humblebragging; pretending to admit they were wrong without actually admitting they were wrong in truth.

 

[The Last Stand]

3: Kamala will bring the knife out. She might not quite use it, but she needs to position herself immediately to stab Biden in the back, and stab every single member of the Cabal as well. She has power, and has been quietly consolidating it until now.

This may be a last ditch effort to save face for a while AND score Woke points. Basically, pull the "being oppressed" card on Biden. He'll get all the flask, Kamela would seemingly walk away okay, at least for a bit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Takei, because at least Hamill keeps getting popular roles.

Hell, Hayden Christensen was wise enough to fuck off after SW.

 

[tehpope]

Who’s the biggest washed up lolcow actor from a big sci-go franchise? Mark Hamil or George Takai?

Because these two just can’t shut the fuck up.
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Mark hasn’t sperg blame on Trump yet.

He's just go into office. Give him some time
He's gotta focus on the midterms. He doesn't have the time
He still has time to complete his goals. Have some patience.
He's gotta focus on his re-election. He's running out of time to do more shit.

I remember a post like that. Can't find it.

 

[soy_king]

I hit that when I watched French mobile pasteurization labs get put up as mobile chemical warfare labs on CNN, backed by a man I had respected and trusted with my life.

Welcome to the jungle, baby.

It's not that bad, once you realize that it's OK to be crazy, the entire universe is crazy.

This all feels like lions led by asses. Same fucking story, different God damn day.

 

[Meat Target]

Who’s the biggest washed up lolcow actor from a big sci-go franchise? Mark Hamil or George Takai?

Because these two just can’t shut the fuck up.
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Mark hasn’t sperg blame on Trump yet.

Nerd culture needs to fucking burn.

 

[Constellationzero]

Someone needs to resign if the dems want to salvage ANY scrap of credibility. If no one takes the fall..... Oh there will be hell to pay.

Either thaaaat ooooorrr... Someone suddenly "blows the whistle" and reveals alllllllllll the brazen, rampant, widescale election fraud.

Just think... someone could be the hero(es) here...

Or not. I'm enjoying watching Joetato and the braying whore twisting in the wind.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

He's such an insufferable asshole he makes me ashamed to admit I'm a faggot.

Sucking literal dick is nowhere near as faggy as sucking metaphorical establishment dick.