Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

Contents of the diary?

  • Boring, nothingburger document of some average teenager.

    Votes: 381 48.2%
  • Spicy deets.

    Votes: 122 15.4%
  • I don't care.

    Votes: 287 36.3%

  • Total voters
    790
Like Dad Vickers wouldn’t play along with the pretend 6’3 boyfriend, WHO adores a strange man’s three month old infant and wants to play daddy, to troll Ethan.

(Men tend to only start liking non-blood related kids when they have personalities. Three month old infants are little lumps of neediness and poop. If Vickers is encouraging his daughter to find a boyfriend while she has a newborn he’s worse than we imagined. Faith needs to stop trying to score a new dick until her baby is out of diapers.)

Faith would do better to mention how tough it is caring for a newborn as a teen mom and not getting a good nights sleep since May, but instead plays “muh boyfriend” games which makes everyone assume her parents are actually caring for the baby so Faith can continue to act like a horny e-thot.
I can't imagine an 18-20 year old lad being fine with dating a woman of his age with an infant. Unless hes Ralph tier white trash AND/OR he has kids of his own. Which then wouldn't make sense if Mr Vickers approves of him.
The boyfriend is most likely made up to piss off Ralph or hes one of Mr Vickers younger friends which opens up a whole other can of worms.
 
Every once in awhile Ralph is gonna find a win somewhere, and that's not a bad shot at faith. I mean, she was 18 and didn't have a ton to work with. But as win starved as Ralph is, I guess I can begrudgingly give him this one.
It's barely a win, and it's pretty much a decision on points.. So i wont' be upset if some folks aren't gonna give him a win either. If he REALLY wanted to rub it in, he should have fixed something himself (or bought some takeout and passed it off as his cooking) and claim "I like to take care of my future wife, she's eating for two now" and THAT would have been a clear win.
 
Considering how many of the players in this white trash soap opera are unabashed pedophiles, I’m guessing Faith’s boyfriend (if he exists) is in it for access to the kid. Ronnie Ralph would be proud of him (and ashamed of his own son, of course).
 
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Jesus fuck they removed even the necessity for fat girl angles. Maybe the boomers are right phones do make everyone lazier.
The Unabomber was right.
(And based)

Am I the only one who thinks this food is still trash and the gunt is acting like a petty fucking high school girl? He just streamed himself wishing Xander well, now he's taking jabs at his alleged baby mama of 18 years half his senior who can't cook to save her life. What do we have here, a slice of fucking lemon, a piece of Walmart chicken, and some pathetic looking frozen broccoli? Someone give this horse 10 Michelin stars, a 3A Rosette, and contact Gordon fucking Ramsay! What a culinary masterpiece! I made better looking food in high school and I was a fucking slob idiot who'd rather eat Japanese instant noodles than cook real food.

Legitimately hopes Faith gets her shit together and attends Hell's Kitchen or something, she craves fame and clout like a pig in a pool of mud, right?

She friendzoned the 6'3" guy she's known for years and got knocked up by a 5'2" alcoholic who makes below minimum wage. Gonna go with this guy doesn't exist.
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Right. This is making me mad, why am I mad? I shouldn't be.

She friendzoned this 6'3'' "chad" and only went to him with a demon hog spawn (alleged)? How does that not fuck with anyone's self-esteem? About as commendable as that $2 drop-shipped Alibaba necklace.

Chinanet memes call this "taking the dish", which is orders above the absolutely pathetic netorare/cucked/cheated on and staying in the relationship types. It basically means accepting "your queen" after she spawns something not of your own biological composition, usually after extensive friendzoning and being used as a tool to achieve her own deeds, such as free taxi and booze money.

Sad, pathetic, absolute cuckold. She'd rather get fucked by a 5'1'' disgusting swine twice her age and have the conception tape sent to some methhead faggot she's e-dating and sexting than be with you, that'll fuck my head up and I'd rather neck myself.

MATI aside, this is far from the worst case scenario. Honest to God hope they end up well and with a kid or two of their own to go with Xander. While sad, it's commendable to give the kid a supposedly good fatherly influence. Maybe the demon curse is now transitioned into the horse's womb and Xander will have a normal life. It's time for the family to go completely offline after the (hardly, he still seeded her) W against that humanoid gunted hog. I don't think he's fake because there's nothing to gain from lying.
 

fuck it’s over for faith this time. i don’t think she’ll recover from this one.

but in all seriousness ralph you should be concerned, if faith ever moves out of her parents house then xander will be raised on the same diet of hot cheetos and fanta as you were and inherit your gunt and proud 5’1 stature.
 
Initially I had leaned towards fake boyfriend to fuck with Ralph, now I'm not so sure.

Prior to the Forum 23 hour roll-back I had posted this:
At around 1:51:30 they mention an ex-boyfriend, who was a friend of the family, who was distraught at what had been happening to Faith during the Gunt Saga. He sounds like a perfect candidate - long term friend of Faith, friend of the family, simped for her while she was being Gunted so likely willing to take her back. Fits the bill perfectly, if this boyfriend is real it's probably him.

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It seems she's deleted the post about little legs. Wonder if it is in response to us or the RALPHAMALE?
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I dunno, the 6'3 BF could be legit. A family member had her husband rope whilst she was pregs. Then immediately the husband's best friend swoops in like a white knight who hasn't at all been hanging around in case it doesn't work out. He's her birth partner and everything. They are married with kids now, and the eldest legit has no idea he isn't her bio daddy. The funniest thing is, she's his favourite kid (it's subtle but it's there). He's a good dude and everything, they are very happy. Tbh it probably worked out for the best. But you know, knowing that, I'm inclined to think the new BF is maybe legit. Gunt is so far off the scene of actually being a dad to Xander that it wouldn't be at all difficult for another guy to step into that father role, especially if more kids were added to the family down the line.
 
The fact she AND Daddy Vickers suddenly break radio silence after Gunt announces knocking up retard girl #2 just to fawn over a mysterious “parent approved” 6’3 boyfriend who knows how to earn the respect of a 23 year married couple just stinks of try-hard trolling.

I’m sure she can post a photo of the giant chad boyfriend with his face blurred holding her and Xander in his manly strong arms.

Faith was still sending soppy messages to get Ralph’s attention last month. So the announcement of Ralph’s engagement and new spawn was necessary to make Faith realize she suddenly loved the 6’3 manly man? Sad.

Any guy that would be in the friend zone for years, watch Faith whore herself out to a 5’3 fat sweaty retard that released gross sex tape, get knocked up, pregnancy and birth alone at her parents home but still continues to try and get back with deadbeat Ralph up until he announces he is engaged and has another dumb slut pregnant…is one sad sack mofo.

If he exists I’m going to bet he’s near 30 and is a weirdo that hangs out at Dad Vicker’s coin shop, maybe a part-time employee. Vickers never entertained the idea of one of the shop hanger ons dating his daughter until she became such damaged goods that any guy that didn’t seem prone to releasing sex tapes, dumping a woman immediately after impregnating her and slobbers over Dad Vicker’s knob is now A+ boyfriend material.

But it’s the fact that Faith has only now been publicly posting about “new boyfriend” in the wake of Ralph’s engagement and new pregnancy that makes it look like very obvious troll bait. Why post about this shit on FB? If she and Daddy Vickers are over the moon about a new boyfriend that just loves the tiny guntling then stfu. Announcing some new relationship with a TALL man publicly is retarded and makes it obvious Faith and Daddy Vickers are mostly concerned with baiting Ralph, not being happy and relieved Faith has found a parent approved boyfriend.

They should be thankful Ralph got another girl pregnant because it means he will probably stfu and leave them alone now that he has that mess May to deal with. They can be free of the Gunt if they just stfu and let him continue to shoot himself in his diabetic feet.

The only thing that would be the cherry on top to this shit sundae is if this guy exists and Faith rushes into marriage and another kid with him just to outdo Ralph. The idea that Dad Vickers would be encouraging his daughter to date anyone right now is bizarre to me. Faith has done nothing but show she is incapable of good decisions and is too immature to be in a romantic relationship with anyone.

It does make me think Vicker’s has raised Faith to believe she needs a man to rescue her. Vickers should be pushing Faith to get education/training so she can support herself and her child. Instead it seems like they are raising Xander so Faith is freed up to find a new dad-approved dick to be emotionally and financially dependent upon.
 
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The fact she AND Daddy Vickers suddenly break radio silence after Gunt announces knocking up retard girl #2 just to fawn over a mysterious “parent approved” 6’3 boyfriend who knows how to earn the respect of a 23 year married couple just stinks of try-hard trolling.
It was clear from the start with the whole "My daddy is gonna make me give away XANDER, SAVE ME!?" That Faith was playing mind games with Gunty. It's also clear that Faith and May have been in some kind of weird feud for Ralph's attention this whole time. My educated guess is, that Fai Fai got caught cheating and was told to go home. Judging by May's comment that Ralph should get a paternity test and his seeming great hesitation to do so. Ralph wanted May this whole time, hence going to Digi's house all the time last year. I don't believe any of those texts Faith had leaked her through Anus man, only the skype conversation seemed somewhat legit (yet cherry picked). The possibility of a threesome is high based on Gunty's behavior and Fai Fai's insane twitter history about wanting to fuck girls and be in an open relationship. We'll never know what actually happened, but I still really want to hear Gunty's side. I imagine he's staying quiet for one reason, his ego can't take it. Ralph doesn't seem to have much of a filter when his wigger rage explodes so it must be something truly embarrassing.

As far as this new boyfriend..... My guess is at some point she already accused this guy of rape or sexual assault and he should stay far away. She was probably sending Ralph those texts to rescue her while she was with this new boyfriend too, it all seems incredibly fucked. Hopefully he isn't real. Still I do wish them luck and a healthy life for that child. I hope Mr. Vickers is using his head on this one, wishful thinking can often lead to disaster.

To new boyfriend: this could be you.
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Fai Fai has been in contact with a-log and still is. He got in touch with me and asked me to drop these dms between her and a halfway cuck during the saga earlier. Nothing groundbreaking but chuckle-worthy for sure.
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