One of my old friends went in this direction during lockdown. She posted the first instagram pic she's actually in (she's an artist and mostly posts her drawings) a few weeks ago and holy shit she gained like 100 lbs, she looks exactly like this fupa girl now.
I've said it before. And I'll say it again. She has created a world of such delusion that she actually believes what she's saying. Math, science and just common sense will tell you that she's not telling the truth. If her viewers can't see that they are stupid. Her husband is aging by the minute because he's trapped in this marriage. You can tell that he doesn't sugarcoat things( pun intended). When she said to him about the competition "Who won?" He said "You didn't." She retorts back "Well you didn't either."New video by April.
Of course she invested in an Apple watch because that will make her move her fat ass more and eat healthier
She starts off by talking about why she loves her Apple watch so much for almost a five minutes straight. It shows steps, heart rate, calories burned, notifications and she can push a button so it pings her phone. She also says they are not necessary but helpful. What is even more helpful for fat loss is to walk those two obese dogs at home, twice a day to start, and perhaps considering to invest in a food scale. They are much cheaper and will guarantee better results than an Apple watched, when used correctly.
She also enjoys the community aspect, where she can basically track the progress of others. Apparently her and Hubs did a competition on who burned the most calories (will update later if it's mentioned in this video). He was at 1000kcals so far that day
She keeps doing really awkward inserts of the watch screen and they are blurry, out of focus and shaky. She should have put her camera on a tripod and filmed the inserts properly, especially seeing this is supposed to be her job
Apparently the average American walks 3-4k steps a day, so she was smashing that with her 5k average the last six months! #FitnessQueen. Seriously though, that just shows how fat and lazy people are, how you can get so little steps in on average per day is quite shocking. I would assume average is 6-8k for many people.
She is lying again. In the last video she said her average for July was 8k steps and that was a 30% improvement on June. That means she was walking 5.6k steps daily. Perhaps she is rounding up but saying 5.5k steps would have been more accurate. Anyways, of course this lard ball is proud of walking twice as much as the average American. She said she isn't patting herslef on the back for that but did dedicate a 1 minute segment to telling everybody how she is better than average. Let's not forget the fact that she gave up her job to lose weight and claimed to be walking a mile every day + resistance training + other exercises and still she barely scratched 6k steps daily. The average American does not have a YouTube channel pretending to be a motivational fitness influencer.
We get in to the competition but before we move further, god damn Hubs is aging rapidly! That comb over and mustach are horrendous. Is he purposely trying to make himself as unattractive as possible?
They tied the competition, which... Is hard to believe. This man did a Spartan race and prepared for that but his morbidly obese wife had the same energy output/steps doing her quarter rep work outs and 2-3 mile daily walks? There is no way in hell they burned the same calories so I guess he won by a lot but she needs to keep up appearances as a fitness influencer, so they agreed to say a tie. Seeing she now loves data so much, why not show the weekly report? Fitbit does one, I am sure apple can do one too. It's such a savvy, nifty, awesome and useful tool right?
About 5 minutes of Spartan race prep from the Hubs, don't care - didn't watch
Of course they go to a ready meal place again because April doesn't like to cook. What kind of Mormon wife is she? It's okay though, because it's portion controlled so it's healthy. It also has the calories on the package so you can track easily. Basically a fancier frozen microwave meal is what they pick up. It's been said before but imagine working full time and coming home to this fat bitch and she can't even be bothered to panfry a steak with some wedges in the oven and a side salad - something quick, easy and healthy. No wonder she struggles getting her steps in the lazy cow, I bet she has a cleaning company too because keeping a house clean, as a proper house wife should, is quite the task. Especially with two large dogs, you need to hoover daily, if not every other day at a minimum.
She is "Blessed" to be able to walk and has been walking almost every single day in August. She thought she did in July but only got 8k steps, which includes walking the dogs and purpose walks for cardio. She claims to take 1.5-2h a day to just walk. I know she isn't exactly the most mobile but if she does that as just the exercise + everything else - how is she just getting 8K steps? A 1.5h walk is 7-8k steps, so if she does that + general life movement + walking dogs + working out - she should get 10k at a bare minimum. Shits not adding up
She is so so grateful that she has an audience of retards who will watch 5 minute videos of her sweaty forehead when she walks and shows clips. Totally unnecessary to dedicate almost 5 whole minutes to a show the walking workout. We know you did max 30 minutes and are just trying to make it seem like you walked for ages
Then it's just small talk and Hubs talking about the Apple watch.
All in all, pretty standard April vlog and of course the comment section is filled with ass-kissers who idolise this phenom of a woman. Man if only we could all be like April with our nice gym kit, expensive running shoes, microwave meals and Apple watches. I am sure we would all be skinny legends and inspirational success stories
Oh god I’ve noticed that ever since bike shorts became a trend for chicks, camel toes seem to no longer be considered a faux pas.
That money could have been donated to people in need. There's no hope for mankind...
The fucking "trust the science" types sure do turn against science when it goes against their feels. We didn't even have enough obese people to do good studies on until the last 40 or so years. Now we have plenty and we have seen with COVID how it's basically a straight line in correlation between your chances of dying and your BMI. We know all the ways obesity causes cancer, obesity causes bone and joint issues, etc but nah, feels before realz.
Doesn't Anna have an Apple Watch too ? I see more fatties with "fitness watches" than actual active people.New video by April.
Of course she invested in an Apple watch because that will make her move her fat ass more and eat healthier
She starts off by talking about why she loves her Apple watch so much for almost a five minutes straight. It shows steps, heart rate, calories burned, notifications and she can push a button so it pings her phone. She also says they are not necessary but helpful. What is even more helpful for fat loss is to walk those two obese dogs at home, twice a day to start, and perhaps considering to invest in a food scale. They are much cheaper and will guarantee better results than an Apple watched, when used correctly.
She also enjoys the community aspect, where she can basically track the progress of others. Apparently her and Hubs did a competition on who burned the most calories (will update later if it's mentioned in this video). He was at 1000kcals so far that day
She keeps doing really awkward inserts of the watch screen and they are blurry, out of focus and shaky. She should have put her camera on a tripod and filmed the inserts properly, especially seeing this is supposed to be her job
Apparently the average American walks 3-4k steps a day, so she was smashing that with her 5k average the last six months! #FitnessQueen. Seriously though, that just shows how fat and lazy people are, how you can get so little steps in on average per day is quite shocking. I would assume average is 6-8k for many people.
She is lying again. In the last video she said her average for July was 8k steps and that was a 30% improvement on June. That means she was walking 5.6k steps daily. Perhaps she is rounding up but saying 5.5k steps would have been more accurate. Anyways, of course this lard ball is proud of walking twice as much as the average American. She said she isn't patting herslef on the back for that but did dedicate a 1 minute segment to telling everybody how she is better than average. Let's not forget the fact that she gave up her job to lose weight and claimed to be walking a mile every day + resistance training + other exercises and still she barely scratched 6k steps daily. The average American does not have a YouTube channel pretending to be a motivational fitness influencer.
We get in to the competition but before we move further, god damn Hubs is aging rapidly! That comb over and mustach are horrendous. Is he purposely trying to make himself as unattractive as possible?
They tied the competition, which... Is hard to believe. This man did a Spartan race and prepared for that but his morbidly obese wife had the same energy output/steps doing her quarter rep work outs and 2-3 mile daily walks? There is no way in hell they burned the same calories so I guess he won by a lot but she needs to keep up appearances as a fitness influencer, so they agreed to say a tie. Seeing she now loves data so much, why not show the weekly report? Fitbit does one, I am sure apple can do one too. It's such a savvy, nifty, awesome and useful tool right?
About 5 minutes of Spartan race prep from the Hubs, don't care - didn't watch
Of course they go to a ready meal place again because April doesn't like to cook. What kind of Mormon wife is she? It's okay though, because it's portion controlled so it's healthy. It also has the calories on the package so you can track easily. Basically a fancier frozen microwave meal is what they pick up. It's been said before but imagine working full time and coming home to this fat bitch and she can't even be bothered to panfry a steak with some wedges in the oven and a side salad - something quick, easy and healthy. No wonder she struggles getting her steps in the lazy cow, I bet she has a cleaning company too because keeping a house clean, as a proper house wife should, is quite the task. Especially with two large dogs, you need to hoover daily, if not every other day at a minimum.
She is "Blessed" to be able to walk and has been walking almost every single day in August. She thought she did in July but only got 8k steps, which includes walking the dogs and purpose walks for cardio. She claims to take 1.5-2h a day to just walk. I know she isn't exactly the most mobile but if she does that as just the exercise + everything else - how is she just getting 8K steps? A 1.5h walk is 7-8k steps, so if she does that + general life movement + walking dogs + working out - she should get 10k at a bare minimum. Shits not adding up
She is so so grateful that she has an audience of retards who will watch 5 minute videos of her sweaty forehead when she walks and shows clips. Totally unnecessary to dedicate almost 5 whole minutes to a show the walking workout. We know you did max 30 minutes and are just trying to make it seem like you walked for ages
Then it's just small talk and Hubs talking about the Apple watch.
All in all, pretty standard April vlog and of course the comment section is filled with ass-kissers who idolise this phenom of a woman. Man if only we could all be like April with our nice gym kit, expensive running shoes, microwave meals and Apple watches. I am sure we would all be skinny legends and inspirational success stories
Maybe her husband is trying to make himself look like a weird hitler cosplayer, so that she’ll stop putting him on her channelOf course she invested in an Apple watch because that will make her move her fat ass more and eat healthier
She starts off by talking about why she loves her Apple watch so much for almost a five minutes straight. It shows steps, heart rate, calories burned, notifications and she can push a button so it pings her phone. She also says they are not necessary but helpful. What is even more helpful for fat loss is to walk those two obese dogs at home, twice a day to start, and perhaps considering to invest in a food scale. They are much cheaper and will guarantee better results than an Apple watched, when used correctly.
She also enjoys the community aspect, where she can basically track the progress of others. Apparently her and Hubs did a competition on who burned the most calories (will update later if it's mentioned in this video). He was at 1000kcals so far that day
She keeps doing really awkward inserts of the watch screen and they are blurry, out of focus and shaky. She should have put her camera on a tripod and filmed the inserts properly, especially seeing this is supposed to be her job
Apparently the average American walks 3-4k steps a day, so she was smashing that with her 5k average the last six months! #FitnessQueen. Seriously though, that just shows how fat and lazy people are, how you can get so little steps in on average per day is quite shocking. I would assume average is 6-8k for many people.
She is lying again. In the last video she said her average for July was 8k steps and that was a 30% improvement on June. That means she was walking 5.6k steps daily. Perhaps she is rounding up but saying 5.5k steps would have been more accurate. Anyways, of course this lard ball is proud of walking twice as much as the average American. She said she isn't patting herslef on the back for that but did dedicate a 1 minute segment to telling everybody how she is better than average. Let's not forget the fact that she gave up her job to lose weight and claimed to be walking a mile every day + resistance training + other exercises and still she barely scratched 6k steps daily. The average American does not have a YouTube channel pretending to be a motivational fitness influencer.
We get in to the competition but before we move further, god damn Hubs is aging rapidly! That comb over and mustach are horrendous. Is he purposely trying to make himself as unattractive as possible?
They tied the competition, which... Is hard to believe. This man did a Spartan race and prepared for that but his morbidly obese wife had the same energy output/steps doing her quarter rep work outs and 2-3 mile daily walks? There is no way in hell they burned the same calories so I guess he won by a lot but she needs to keep up appearances as a fitness influencer, so they agreed to say a tie. Seeing she now loves data so much, why not show the weekly report? Fitbit does one, I am sure apple can do one too. It's such a savvy, nifty, awesome and useful tool right?
About 5 minutes of Spartan race prep from the Hubs, don't care - didn't watch
Of course they go to a ready meal place again because April doesn't like to cook. What kind of Mormon wife is she? It's okay though, because it's portion controlled so it's healthy. It also has the calories on the package so you can track easily. Basically a fancier frozen microwave meal is what they pick up. It's been said before but imagine working full time and coming home to this fat bitch and she can't even be bothered to panfry a steak with some wedges in the oven and a side salad - something quick, easy and healthy. No wonder she struggles getting her steps in the lazy cow, I bet she has a cleaning company too because keeping a house clean, as a proper house wife should, is quite the task. Especially with two large dogs, you need to hoover daily, if not every other day at a minimum.
She is "Blessed" to be able to walk and has been walking almost every single day in August. She thought she did in July but only got 8k steps, which includes walking the dogs and purpose walks for cardio. She claims to take 1.5-2h a day to just walk. I know she isn't exactly the most mobile but if she does that as just the exercise + everything else - how is she just getting 8K steps? A 1.5h walk is 7-8k steps, so if she does that + general life movement + walking dogs + working out - she should get 10k at a bare minimum. Shits not adding up
She is so so grateful that she has an audience of retards who will watch 5 minute videos of her sweaty forehead when she walks and shows clips. Totally unnecessary to dedicate almost 5 whole minutes to a show the walking workout. We know you did max 30 minutes and are just trying to make it seem like you walked for ages
Then it's just small talk and Hubs talking about the Apple watch.
All in all, pretty standard April vlog and of course the comment section is filled with ass-kissers who idolise this phenom of a woman. Man if only we could all be like April with our nice gym kit, expensive running shoes, microwave meals and Apple watches. I am sure we would all be skinny legends and inspirational success stories
April worked at a nationally franchised gym (I want to say something like Planet Fitness) creating onboarding/training materials. I remember this because in one of her first videos she says she was shocked to be laid off during Covid, and thought that her job was "really important." Which is just peak April.
If " weight loss " is her job, she would've been fired a long time ago. If she was working on her weight loss 10 hrs a day she would be at her goal weight by now. Does he know how full of shit she is?? No way does she spend more than half the day editing her videos. That's poppycock.
Am sorry. Here's a still of that skin btw:
The husbands hair has certainly had enough of this relationship and is making a break for it.
I don't know. When hiking, a light pack is what? +50 calories/hour? 30lb pack is about +200/hour?
He seriously looks like he gets his aesthetic inspiration from widely acknowledged fashion icon Adolf Hitler.
