Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
I always liked how he'd tell girls he was trying to woo "I'm the guy who's legalizing prostitution in Utah" like it's some smooth pickup line.

Like nona that just screams "Hey, baby, just so you know, it's gonna take a whole stable of ladies to ride the Pipsqueak train."

Panties droppin' faster than a Tom Jones concert.
 
d'you think the obsession with the most smiley ones is psychological? the constant pursuit of what he can never have...
Since we have no input from Russ himself on this, it's all speculation. Here are some possible reasons he likes toothy girls that have been discussed previously in the thread, though I don't believe they've been summarized.

1. Like you said, the pursuit of something he can never have. He might see it as validating to land a girl with a big smile to make up for the one he can't perform. To be fair, even if Russ' mouth did function properly, he wouldn't be able to truly smile anyway, as a true smile requires happiness. He would just be faking it like everything else. But he may see landing a toothy girl as making up for his own lack of smile.

2. It could be that this is one of the things he believes society thinks is very attractive. Its speculated that his ideas of attraction are derived from what he thinks other people find appealing (edit: to a much greater degree than the average person), and if he can obtain a girl with those features then men will be envious and want to be him, while other women will be see him as valuable, become jealous, and want to sleep with him. It could be that in his mind a big smile represents the top quality female seen in 80s and 90s romcoms that he bases many of his perceptions from.

3. This is a bit more out there, but that toothy girls remind him of his sister, who seems to have the big toothy smile from the limited pictures we've seen of her. A central part of Russ psychology is that the revelation of his birth parents keeping his twin while putting him for adoption had a major impact on his self-esteem. This likely also played a big role in his views toward women, as being "the face not even a mother could love" likely made him very insecure, and hateful towards his mother and jealous of his sister. She also lives in LA and works in "The Biz" and is therefore an opposite gender, successful version of Russ. In his mind, him bagging a toothy, successful, celebrity woman would be the ultimate "fuck you" to his birth family. There's also speculation that due to Russ viewing sex as having power or control over women that he may want to fuck his sister as some sort of twisted revenge fantasy. I think this is a bit too speculative to make claims for currently, but who knows when dealing with people as unhinged as Russ.

4. Adding what @Pip Squeak mentioned on the following page, as I think it's also a good theory, and want to group these ideas together in a single post.

"Russ is a narcissist, nothing is more attractive in his mind than his own fucking face. His mouth is, for obvious reasons, extremely noticeable. His rat teeth hang there in the middle of his dead features and he seems to think he has nice teeth, he whitens them pretty often from what I can tell. He thinks these women reflect his ‘real’ face, how he’d appear if he didn’t have moebius. They’re just the female version of himself. He truly thinks he’s that definitely not photoshopped picture he uses but that somehow, he’s a solid 9 in it."


It also could be a mixture of some of these things, or something else entirely that I have missed here.
 
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He said that he was going to destroy her career (by suing her, naturally) and predicted that once she was ruined she'd come crawling back to him for a position in his brothel, which he'd generously provide so that she could whore herself out.

Not in his exact words but I'm pretty sure that's the overall gist of what he said.
I think that's what I took away from it. That he would so utterly destroy her career that she would have no recourse but to whore herself out at his whim. That's Russ's sexuality in a nutshell, the disempowerment or dehumanizing of women.

It also shows that Russ is the last thing that any true 'legalization' or decriminalization movement needs (and why he is so opposed to movements that want to decriminalize hooking but don't care enough about laws against Johns)
 
Either it's his attempt at sounding like a legal prowess or trying to come off a male feminist fighting for womens' rights to sell their body to strangers for money.
Never once considering it makes him perverse and sleazy. He really just sees the world through one perspective: his dicks'

Most women would be disgusted and disturbed just knowing how much porn your average dude watches.

Imagine their reaction to someone who not just frequents prostitutes but is fucking evangelically enthusiastical about it.


Now I know this, and any guys who occasionally uses escorts knows this so they STFU.


Russell? He’s a retarded narcissist who thinks it makes him “special”.

I doubt he’s even aware enough of the whole woke “Woo! SEXWORKERS ARE AWESOME!” Angle. He just thinks it’s something that makes him unique and cool because in fifth grade he heard about Martin Luther King and how important it is to push for change.

That and his fucking sped brain also worked overtime sucking up all the “Just be you!” And “Be proud of who you are” in kids TV shows in the 90ies.


Russell’s whole identity is “mah plights and mah disability!” And “mah prostitutes! I take ACTION!”


I think that's what I took away from it. That he would so utterly destroy her career that she would have no recourse but to whore herself out at his whim.

That’s disgusting and awful! Taylor Swift is a 6 at best. She’d starve, especially with Russell as her pimp.
 
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If I still had the screenshots / Instagram conversation I’d post them but she deleted her social media before / during the time of the trial so the whole conversation disappeared (had I known that was coming I would’ve backed them all up). I did see at least one message of him basically telling her it was her fault he was going to off himself because she wouldn’t talk to him. The ones about the mediator should be in the screenshots I posted.
For the record, I'm not questioning you, you gave us plenty of incredible screenshots. I was mostly wondering if there's a way to recover them from public records or something.
 
This is a bit more out there, but that toothy girls remind him of his sister, who seems to have the big toothy smile from the limited pictures we've seen of her. A central part of Russ psychology is that the revelation of his birth parents keeping his twin while putting him for adoption had a major impact on his self-esteem. This likely also played a big role in his views toward women, as being "the face not even a mother could love" likely made him very insecure, and hateful towards his mother and jealous of his sister. She also lives in LA and works in "The Biz" and is therefore an opposite gender, successful version of Russ. In his mind, him bagging a toothy, successful, celebrity woman would be the ultimate "fuck you" to his birth family. There's also speculation that due to Russ viewing sex as having power or control over women that he may want to fuck his sister as some sort of twisted revenge fantasy. I think this is a bit too speculative to make claims for currently, but who knows when dealing with people as unhinged as Russ.
I think this is it. Remember he also wanted to sue his birth sister when she told him she wasn't interested in knowing him. He never did, but that's Russ. He thinks he has the right to force himself into other people's lives regardless of their wishes.
If I still had the screenshots / Instagram conversation I’d post them but she deleted her social media before / during the time of the trial so the whole conversation disappeared (had I known that was coming I would’ve backed them all up). I did see at least one message of him basically telling her it was her fault he was going to off himself because she wouldn’t talk to him. The ones about the mediator should be in the screenshots I posted.
I've never contacted a cow outside of the site, but in Russ's case, I'd really like for him to explain exactly what he planned on suing her for. I'm sure it would make no goddamn sense to someone with normal cognitive abilities, but I at least want to hear him try explaining why he thinks he can use the courts to force someone to talk to him. And the part about blaming her for him killing himself is straight up emotional abuse. I'm glad as nice as Erika seems, she didn't fall for that. But even though he harassed her for a year, she still felt sorry for him. That's his superpower. He can get people to take pity on him even though he doesn't deserve it. I have no doubt that if he could have gotten to her house easily, he would have shown up and done something bad to her, even if it was just vandalize her house or petty shit like that.
 
I think this is it. Remember he also wanted to sue his birth sister when she told him she wasn't interested in knowing him. He never did, but that's Russ. He thinks he has the right to force himself into other people's lives regardless of their wishes.

I've never contacted a cow outside of the site, but in Russ's case, I'd really like for him to explain exactly what he planned on suing her for. I'm sure it would make no goddamn sense to someone with normal cognitive abilities, but I at least want to hear him try explaining why he thinks he can use the courts to force someone to talk to him. And the part about blaming her for him killing himself is straight up emotional abuse. I'm glad as nice as Erika seems, she didn't fall for that. But even though he harassed her for a year, she still felt sorry for him. That's his superpower. He can get people to take pity on him even though he doesn't deserve it. I have no doubt that if he could have gotten to her house easily, he would have shown up and done something bad to her, even if it was just vandalize her house or petty shit like that.

Russell is a pipsqueak and a coward and has previously explained how he sees lawsuits as a modern form of dueling.

(Lol! Yes, I’m serious!)

As for Russ and incest, there is something in psychology known as the Westermarck hypothesis/mechanism. It posits that people who grow up together as children, rarely experience sexual attraction to each other.

An evolutionary defense mechanism against inbreeding, basically. From a time before humans were advanced enough to develop laws, gods and rules for societal behavior.

Now Russell, not having grown up with his twin sister, would not have had the benefit of this.

If he’s looking for toothy babes to fuck, girls that look like his sister, it could easily be because... He’s sexually attracted to his sister.

If you want to go all psychoanalytical on Russ, this is probably tied to something deeper than just sexual attraction.

By having sex with his twin sister, Russ subconsciously takes what he believes is rightfully his. His sister and more importantly: His sisters place as the twin who wasn’t adopted away.

This interpretation would fit very nicely with something else we know about Russ:

•The way he sees having sex as acceptance/being accepted.

•The way he seems to believe that he’s “owed” sex because mah plights.

•The rage he reacts with, every time he’s turned down by a woman.


TLDR: Russell is an incest gnome who wants to have incestual sex with his twin sister. Getting adopted away really fucked him up.


Too Freudian for ya? Meh, without having Russell in psychoanalysis for years, it’s only really just speculation. But it would certainly explain some of his quirks, sexual deviance and peculiarities.
 
Russell is a pipsqueak and a coward and has previously explained how he sees lawsuits as a modern form of dueling.

(Lol! Yes, I’m serious!)

As for Russ and incest, there is something in psychology known as the Westermarck hypothesis/mechanism. It posits that people who grow up together as children, rarely experience sexual attraction to each other.

An evolutionary defense mechanism against inbreeding, basically. From a time before humans were advanced enough to develop laws, gods and rules for societal behavior.

Now Russell, not having grown up with his twin sister, would not have had the benefit of this.

If he’s looking for toothy babes to fuck, girls that look like his sister, it could easily be because... He’s sexually attracted to his sister.

If you want to go all psychoanalytical on Russ, this is probably tied to something deeper than just sexual attraction.

By having sex with his twin sister, Russ subconsciously takes what he believes is rightfully his. His sister and more importantly: His sisters place as the twin who wasn’t adopted away.

This interpretation would fit very nicely with something else we know about Russ:

•The way he sees having sex as acceptance/being accepted.

•The way he seems to believe that he’s “owed” sex because mah plights.

•The rage he reacts with, every time he’s turned down by a woman.


TLDR: Russell is an incest gnome who wants to have incestual sex with his twin sister. Getting adopted away really fucked him up.


Too Freudian for ya? Meh, without having Russell in psychoanalysis for years, it’s only really just speculation. But it would certainly explain some of his quirks, sexual deviance and peculiarities.
Chris started the dimensional merge by fucking his mom...

Will Russ fucking his sister be able to stop it?
 
TLDR: Russell is an incest gnome who wants to have incestual sex with his twin sister. Getting adopted away really fucked him up.
I dunno if he wants to bang his sister, but he's posted things that indicate he believes that if he wasn't given up for adoption he'd be a big shot in the music industry right now.
 
Chris started the dimensional merge by fucking his mom...

Will Russ fucking his sister be able to stop it?

It’s certainly worth a try! Especially if it means that Russell and Chris will become cellmates somehow.

Somewhere, there is a timeline* where the coof never happened, Biden never won and Russell and Chris are housemates and business partners.

(Possibly lovers, depending on whether Barb is dead there or not!)

Russell would see himself as Chris’s manager, lawyer and brains of the operation. Chris will shit his pants and say “Hmm... Yeah...” every time Russell comes up with a new retarded lawsuit or business plan.

Fuck, now there’s an alternate dimension I wouldn’t mind living and LOLing in!


*NOT to be confused with the alternate dimension where Russell managed to legalize prostitution in Utah, and is pimp for Carlos Christine Chantor: Transsexual sexworker. Now THAT is a cursed place.
 
Russell is a pipsqueak and a coward and has previously explained how he sees lawsuits as a modern form of dueling.

(Lol! Yes, I’m serious!)

As for Russ and incest, there is something in psychology known as the Westermarck hypothesis/mechanism. It posits that people who grow up together as children, rarely experience sexual attraction to each other.

An evolutionary defense mechanism against inbreeding, basically. From a time before humans were advanced enough to develop laws, gods and rules for societal behavior.

Now Russell, not having grown up with his twin sister, would not have had the benefit of this.

If he’s looking for toothy babes to fuck, girls that look like his sister, it could easily be because... He’s sexually attracted to his sister.

If you want to go all psychoanalytical on Russ, this is probably tied to something deeper than just sexual attraction.

By having sex with his twin sister, Russ subconsciously takes what he believes is rightfully his. His sister and more importantly: His sisters place as the twin who wasn’t adopted away.

This interpretation would fit very nicely with something else we know about Russ:

•The way he sees having sex as acceptance/being accepted.

•The way he seems to believe that he’s “owed” sex because mah plights.

•The rage he reacts with, every time he’s turned down by a woman.


TLDR: Russell is an incest gnome who wants to have incestual sex with his twin sister. Getting adopted away really fucked him up.


Too Freudian for ya? Meh, without having Russell in psychoanalysis for years, it’s only really just speculation. But it would certainly explain some of his quirks, sexual deviance and peculiarities.
There's also something intriguing about him being raised in a conservative religious home after adoption.

So not only was he rejected, he was rejected in favor of a woman. Conservative religious households -- even the complementarian types who make a big deal out of respecting motherhood and appreciating housework -- place a lot of value on men and sons.

I'm not here to debate gender roles or whatever. I'm saying that on some level it's incomprehensible to Russ that they kept the girl but gave away the firstborn son. He was supposed to be the heir or whatever. He was supposed to be especially valuable.

He thinks he's like Moses. His birth family sent him away from the glamorous life of Hollywood, where he would have had connections and opportunities to get into The Biz. Instead, he was raised in what looks like a solid, but modest home in the middle of nowhere. He really wanted reconnecting with his birth family to be his homecoming, where he could take his rightful place in both Hollywood and his bio-family's household. I'm sure that "reclaiming his birthright" thing was a big motivator for him, before he even knew his family was moderately connected and reasonably successful in LA.

So, yeah. The need to dominate his bio-sis and put her in her place (under a man, both figuratively and literally) is probably real. I'm not saying he would have actually tried to fuck her, but he probably wants to for a lot of reasons. The fact that he considered taking her to court to exercise control over her personal decisions is a pretty bad sign. Once again, it was Russ tattling to an authority figure when someone didn't want to share her toys with him. He said he "just wanted a relationship" but we all know it wouldn't have ended there, and he'd be insisting they go to mediation to negotiate how he could have her assets/business/connections/inheritance/whatever in due time. It was rightfully his, because she only had it because he wasn't there all along. If he had been, his family would have made sure their boy had the biggest slice of the pie, and his bio-sis would be more like his adopted-sis: Absolutely devoted to Russ, even when he's a complete jackass to her. Adopted-sis is married now and doesn't seem to be that involved in Russ's life anymore, but I remember reading that growing up, she was incredibly loving and supportive of him. Like a woman ought to be to her brother.

In summary, Russ is a creep and I would not have sex with him. Even if he had all his cranial nerves. And took a shower. And promised not to talk during the procedure. Semper fi, whores of Nevada. Semper fucking fi.

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I dunno if he wants to bang his sister, but he's posted things that indicate he believes that if he wasn't given up for adoption he'd be a big shot in the music industry right now.
Yes, because who wouldn’t hire a musician with facial paralysis and dead, dead eyes.

Russ is too fucking ugly to even work as a keyboard player for a cruiseliner.

His plans for being a “behind the scenes”
songwriter are shockingly sane considering his usual birdbrain. And compared to his lolsuits his songs are masterpieces.

The only problem is that there are literally thousands of people as talented as Russ or better.

None of whom gives you the creeps when you’re sitting with them in a meeting, or necessitates someone to come and clean drool afterwards.
 
His plans for being a “behind the scenes”
songwriter are shockingly sane considering his usual birdbrain. And compared to his lolsuits his songs are masterpieces.
If that was just his goal, yes, he'd be sane, but he wants the fame and recognition that singers get, only for writing songs. Songwriters usually aren't well known outside of the music industry. They can do well for themselves, but they don't get to be household names.
 
Yes, because who wouldn’t hire a musician with facial paralysis and dead, dead eyes.

Russ is too fucking ugly to even work as a keyboard player for a cruiseliner.

His plans for being a “behind the scenes”
songwriter are shockingly sane considering his usual birdbrain. And compared to his lolsuits his songs are masterpieces.
But as mentioned above, his conception of what 'behind the scenes' means is nonsensical. He can't just write a song and have some leggy blonde girl dance to it in a music video- he has to make it all about him and put his own gimpy face in the video.

It's like everything in his life is a cargo cult. He knows that some industry insiders are rich, influential and (somewhat) famous but has no idea how they became that way so he thinks he can be 'discovered' like a young starlett in hollywood or something. There are a lot of ways that behind the scenes people get powerful but that's not one of them.
 
But as mentioned above, his conception of what 'behind the scenes' means is nonsensical. He can't just write a song and have some leggy blonde girl dance to it in a music video- he has to make it all about him and put his own gimpy face in the video.

It's like everything in his life is a cargo cult. He knows that some industry insiders are rich, influential and (somewhat) famous but has no idea how they became that way so he thinks he can be 'discovered' like a young starlett in hollywood or something. There are a lot of ways that behind the scenes people get powerful but that's not one of them.
He could never ever hack it as a songwriter because he considers anything but slavish praise to be a personal attack. He would reject any suggestion that his songs aren't perfect and could use improvement. Remember, he's said there's no law he has start at the bottom and work his way up so he's trying to break directly into the A leagues with crap that wouldn't pass a high school music class.
 
I think his attraction to toothy, big grinned women is simple.

Russ is a narcissist, nothing is more attractive in his mind than his own fucking face. His mouth is, for obvious reasons, extremely noticeable. His rat teeth hang there in the middle of his dead features and he seems to think he has nice teeth, he whitens them pretty often from what I can tell.

He thinks these women reflect his ‘real’ face, how he’d appear if he didn’t have moebius. They’re just the female version of himself.

He truly thinks he’s that definitely not photoshopped picture he uses but that somehow, he’s a solid 9 in it.
 
Russ is going to force men to give bigger tips to strippers?

Please, Ms. Stripper, give him just a crumb of pussy?

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Being a stripper is obviously already legal and not criminalized. You can't force guys at a strip club to tip well, or even tip at all, dingus.
 
Russ is going to force men to give bigger tips to strippers?

Please, Ms. Stripper, give him just a crumb of pussy?

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Being a stripper is obviously already legal and not criminalized. You can't force guys at a strip club to tip well, or even tip at all, dingus.
Jesus Christ. He doesn't even understand the purpose of his own PAC.
 
Russ is going to force men to give bigger tips to strippers?

Please, Ms. Stripper, give him just a crumb of pussy?

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Being a stripper is obviously already legal and not criminalized. You can't force guys at a strip club to tip well, or even tip at all, dingus.
All of this from the guy who tried to bring cheap flowers to a stripper.
 
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