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Huh, I thought the lore was that Linda was somewhat older than Dave, like 6 or 7 years. I thought Dave was 62 currently and Linda was like 69, interesting.Phil confirmed in his discord that he has no objection to doxing and announced on a recent stream that his parents are dying. Accordingly it would be good for us, his most dedicated viewers, to get to know the soon-to-be deceased:
Super special thank you to @Shirō Ishii for the help!Father: David Leonard Burnell
LinkedIn: https://archive.md/TcUtg , https://archive.md/HI2x4
Address: 30 Goddard Ave, Bridgeport, CT, 06610
DOB: October 4, 1956 (happy early 65th!)
Job: Director of Quality, Unger Enterprises, 425 Asylum Street, Bridgeport, CT, 06610. The street name is not a joke and they make window cleaning supplies (source).
His LinkedIn claims he has been adjunct faculty at the University of Bridgeport since 2007 in both the business and engineering schools but the university does not mention him at all. Lying runs in the family it appears.
Phone: 203-345-5998
After failing as a father, David went on to fail in a variety of other fields: His first run for office was for city clerk in 2011 (source), I cannot find results but he presumably lost considering he does not list it on his CV. He then spent fifteen months as a NEET from July 2012-October 2013 after leaving Helicopter Support possibly to spend time on a campaign for the city Board of Education, only to not even appear on the ballot (source, source) because Connecticut limits the candidates on the ballot to the top 3 from each party. He then spent a whopping 11 months at his next job with Straton Industries before joining Unger Enterprises.
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Mother: Linda Salvagno Burnell, nee Linda Ann Salvagno
DOB: April 14, 1955
Address: 30 Goddard Ave, Bridgeport, CT, 06610
Job: NEET (1982-present)
Hobbies: Smoking while pregnant (1981-1982), combing teenagers' hair (1995-2000), QVC and making abominable tomato water (???-present)
Phone: 203-335-5792
Dave and Linda's (very) humble abode, a duplex in a crime-ridden shithole (the unit on the left is them):
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I have no earthly idea how they could not afford better on Dave's salary. The place is only worth $166,000 and has godawful schools to boot, it explains how Phil could be valedictorian despite being functionally retarded.
The place is also just two minutes from where David works - looks like Phil's mindset of "gotta have everything in a short drive" is genetic.
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Now for funsies here are their voting registration records which confirm the location and age:
I wonder how two good conservatives feel about their son's fans all getting tardbux/neetbux?
Aunt: Joyce Lillian Salvagno
Linda's much older sister (March 1935- March 2018 ) and probably Phil's gout aunt. Note that she was twenty years older than her sister (Phil's mother) because nothing about this family is normal. Here is her gravestone:
But I cannot find an obituary. The grave also shows that Phil's grandmother on this side died before he was born and his maternal grandfather died when he was no older than two. Remember that when he claims to be an Authentic Italian.
There is also something interesting about Joyce: She lived in Bremerton WA, about an hour away from where Phil lives now:
The house is one of these four, I am not sure which and Google Maps does not go onto the side road:
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There is a ~two and a half gap period between 2012 April and 2014 September but it looks like she moved into Phil's place as soon as it was vacant then left when she could not live alone anymore (6911 Main Street is an assisted living facility, source). Given her age my guess is that moving back to Connecticut was a two-for-one: She could have family members around to help as needed, and Phil got a tenant to cover his condo mortgage.
And here are her voting records, she moved to Washington no later than 1982 but may have been splitting her time between there and Connecticut even before moving into Phil's place since her mailing address for the Washington elections board is listed as Stratford (as in, Phil's old stomping grounds):
So Phil's parents were 62 and 63 in March 2019 when he started telling everyone that he expects his parents to die at any moment. . .meanwhile Linda's sister lived to be 83.
You're dancing on those graves at least a decade, if not 2 or 3, early there Phil.
