Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[lindsayfan]

Moment of silence for the fun "Could Jake feasibly become a serial killer by sitting on people" discussion in this thread that got lost due to today's database reset.

nazis have burned our valuable trans research, AGAIN

 

[Neko GF]

Fat incel who does nothing other than whine on the internet about non-existent threats he gets and making libelous statements on the internet tries to tell people that they "failed as parents".

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1427380438096650241 (Archive)

 

[AnOminous]

>they don’t make vests in your size

Because he's FAT.

 

[Sword of Autism Dance]

Fat incel who does nothing other than whine on the internet about non-existent threats he gets and making libelous statements on the internet tries to tell people that they "failed as parents".
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Is calling people online, Nazis and rapists, abuse? He is confessing he needed this talk as a gnomeling.

 

[RussianParasite]

Fat incel who does nothing other than whine on the internet about non-existent threats he gets and making libelous statements on the internet tries to tell people that they "failed as parents".
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To be fair, Jake would know a thing or two about failed parents.

 

[lindsayfan]

Parents have been warning their children to avoid people like Jake for generations

 

[JY's Tampon]

Fat incel who does nothing other than whine on the internet about non-existent threats he gets and making libelous statements on the internet tries to tell people that they "failed as parents".
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born after roughly 1975

His timing is way off. Unless you were a lonely autist that was babysat with a very early and boring version of the internet.

 

[Sword of Autism Dance]

its weird right, he lived pre social media era, he knows nazis didnt literally card carry, in 2001 .

 

[Tragi-Chan]

His timing is way off. Unless you were a lonely autist that was babysat with a very early and boring version of the internet.

Twitter was founded in 2006 and let’s be fair, Jake did still need babysitting at 30.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He says 1975, but I have it on good authority that he's been BTFOed on the internet by people born at least as early as 1931 (William Shatner). Clearly his parents never told him how to behave online.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

His timing is way off. Unless you were a lonely autist that was babysat with a very early and boring version of the internet.

Someone born in 76 that got out on the internet in 96(like a lot of people) would probably not live at home at that age and their parents were born in the 50's. Parents that complain endlessly about the factory throwing out the clipboard in favor of a computer to register completed jobs.

I think this is just him putting unreasonable expectations on what parents are expected to do for their children, even when they're adults.

 

[AnOminous]

He says 1975, but I have it on good authority that he's been BTFOed on the internet by people born at least as early as 1931 (William Shatner). Clearly his parents never told him how to behave online.

Imagine being 46 years old and getting trolled by a 90 year old ham actor. Imagine being 46 years old and still being a newfag.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Kane Lives]

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I bet he wore a fedora too, and had that unnerving stare. Also lol >padding against rocks.

He really started huffing his own farts.

 

[Kosher Dill]

For those keeping score at home, the Columbine massacre was in 1999, when Jake was nearly 18 years old. He expects you to believe that a bunch of high school students were chucking rocks at a guy who was probably well on his way to being Harkonnen-sized.

 

[Done Goofed]

Silly violet, how can yon trench coat of +5 creepy protect yon feminine flab from cometely real rocks?

 

[Wallace]

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So were they giving you a wide berth or throwing rocks at you? Which was it, Jake?

 

[Kosher Dill]

So were they giving you a wide berth or throwing rocks at you? Which was it, Jake?

Both, they set up trebuchets to lob rocks at him, and then him into the Pattagansett River. Daily.

 

[Water-T]

Jake once again proves that he is a moron who will pull crap out of his ass to justify butting into a conversation.

Winter coat =/= trench coat.

Also, if you're a fat little porky boy with bitch tits, a puffy winter coat is going to make you look even more of a hamplanet. Either Jake is a retard or a liar.

Also: everyone gave him a wide birth because Jake was a fat bitch, and wrapping himsself in a winter coat must have made him sweat like Chris Farley in a sauna, resulting in a musk capable of repelling livestock.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Just remembered something funny about his Kamen Rider sperging.

Jake tried to push Kamen Rider on fellow troon Crystal Frasier. No response. Then another more desireable troon managed to do it.


That must sting.